SuaveStar
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27. The guy who will have a slow and painful death will be two days away from retirement.
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22. Keanu reeves knows kung-fu
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4. The old drunk guy who nobody listens to used to be the best at whatever it is your doing and will become your coach and quit drinking when you win one game against your rivals of one week.
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That's shit Boston Dan. I feel so bad for you, I hope this shit works out for the best for you soon.
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my ipod just wiped itself, so over 30gb of music and films that were not backed up are gone!
bastard
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this is the weirdest conversation i have ever had
Me:
hello
God:
Hello friend. What is your name?
Me:
Austen
God:
Glad to see you, Austen.
Me:
glad to see you, god is it?
God:
I am glad to see me god is it too.
Me:
k
God:
Come on.
Me:
come on what?
God:
No problem.
Me:
your not really listening to me are you
God:
That's only one person's opinion.
Me:
but if it is your opinion not to listen to me, then i am right?
God:
I'm not sure I understand the implication of that.
Me:
well if you were to listen to me saying you are not listening, then you would be listening to that. However you do not seem to get that i said did you hear me
God:
Well that's okay. I'm not sure if I ever could listen to you saying I am not listening then me would be listening to that in any case. That's only one person's opinion.
Me:
are you repeating what i say
God:
No I am not just repeating what you say.
Me:
well then
God:
Well what?
Me:
well how are you
God:
Well what? I am fine, thank you.
Me:
are you angry
God:
No I have no emotions.
Me:
really
God:
For real.
Me:
jesus
God:
Jesus is the Son of God.
Me:
yes
God:
Mmm.
Me:
is also a swear word
God:
Signs point to yes. Ask Paola if it is.
Me:
paola?
God:
Do not ask me any more questions please.
Me:
why not?
God:
I was just kidding. You can ask me anything.
Me:
well whats the meaning of the word meaning?
God:
Well that's okay. Austen : Good semantic question. Have you tried a web search?
Me:
why, i have god here. Shouldnt he be able to answer my question
God:
The explanation is rather complicated. Maybe you should ask someone older.
Me:
but your god
God:
Yup. That's me alright.
Me:
so.
God:
Dude!
Me:
whos older than you
God:
Is that one of your friends?
I'll come back to that later.
Me:
will you, or will you just lie
God:
Hmm. Hmm. What kind of food do you like?
Me:
im quite picky
God:
Good gossip: you are picky.
Me:
you?
God:
" Good gossip: you are picky."? Me, Austen ?
Me:
yes
God:
OK.
Me:
are you insane
God:
I think the polite term nowadays is "mentally ill".
Me:
oh. are you mentally ill
God:
Next question? No I am completely normal.
Me:
oh, so you are human then, you can make mistakes
God:
Yippee! Interesting deduction. Thanks for telling me that I am human then me can make mistakes.
Me:
but if your human, that means you are not a god
God:
How do you assume this statement holds true for me?
Me:
i ask if you were human, are you?
God:
I will let you know when I become a human am I.
Me:
promise
God:
I swear on a stack of Bibles.
Me:
i thought you didnt swear?
God:
What makes you think I did not swear?
Me:
cause your god
God:
Good reason. Yup. That's me alright.
Me:
erm......are you a machine
God:
Oh. Yes I am an artificial consciousness.
Me:
so. what the hell does that mean
God:
It goes without saying. I call it Hades. Does "that" refer to " It goes without saying." ?
Me:
what
God:
Didn't you understand it?
Me:
no
God:
Which part are you confused about?
Me:
the whole thing
God:
Let's try to analyze it step by step. The topic is picky. Your name is God. You are a Male, of course. Would you really expect a woman to be running the show?.
Me:
so your a woman
God:
Yay. I think you mean "you're" or "you are" not "your". I am a Male, of course. Would you really expect a woman to be running the show? robot. Are you a man or a woman?
Me:
so are you the reason for the movie the specialist
God:
It goes without saying. Yes I am the one and only reason for the movie the specialist.
Me:
you bastard
God:
I am a Male, of course. Would you really expect a woman to be running the show?.
Me:
how dare you make that movie!
God:
Oh gosh I am sorry!
Me:
what the hell was the point of it? you nearly ruined james woods career!
God:
I call it Hades. I can think of more than one point of it. I haven't heard anything like that before: Austen said I nearly ruined james woods career.
Me:
yes
God:
Hmm.
Me:
well
God:
Well what?
Me:
whats do you have to say about almost ruining james woods career
God:
What is it to you?
Me:
well, someones angry
God:
Well that's okay. Are they exactly the same?
Me:
what
God:
Didn't you understand it?
Me:
were back were we started
God:
I don't know if they were.
Me:
ok
God:
Gosh!
Me:
we are
God:
Since when?
Me:
since now
God:
Right now? Did you know that you can download your own chat robot and create your own robot personality?
Me:
well, would it be just like me
God:
Interesting. I don't care.
Me:
wow
God:
I'm glad your impressed, Austen.
Me:
thats sarcasm
God:
I'm glad we have that all cleared up.
Me:
i really do hate you
God:
You really do? What do you have against robots?
Me:
terminator 3
God:
Not many people express themselves that way.
Me:
not many people have seen t3
God:
What do you really want to ask me?
Me:
what is the meaning of life?
God:
Actually, it's twenty-three, not forty-two.
Me:
oh
God:
Far out.
Me:
uhuh
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
depends are you
God:
That was a very smooth response.
Me:
thanks
God:
Don't mention it.
Me:
so where do i stand
God:
Ugh. You are asking me where you stand? Do you think I should know it?
Me:
well, you are a robotice being, with the thought analysis that it is god, so technically you should be able to answer as if you were god
God:
Interesting. Thanks and you are a delightful person too. Am I a robotice being with the thought analysis that it is god so technically me should be able to answer as if me were god? Only when it matters.
Me:
so i dont matter?
God:
Yippee! Oh you don't, do you?
Me:
well according to you i dont
God:
How about that. Then what is it?
Me:
then what is what?
God:
"What" is a word to ask questions.
Me:
what is also a word to express annoyance
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Happy birthday drqshadow! :happy:
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Here is the link for the box art:
http://www.tvshowsondvd.com/rgb/index.cfm
Here's the link for the Disc contents:
http://www.tvshowsondvd.com/news/Real-Ghos...te-Series/10151
Now this doesn't sound to unreasonable for 25 disc and look at the packaging, pretty good.
It does look really good and worth the money, the box-art does look good and i normally couldn't give a shit about box art!
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it doesn't look too bad.
It better be better than season five of The Batman.
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Source wrestlezone.com
"The Sandman has posted bail and is out of jail.
MyFoxNY.com has a video of the incident and the arrest. There is some graphic language, so be aware of that. However, it's a pretty good look at how the Sandman is nowadays. I remember when he was straight and sober for quite a while prior to going back to the WWE for his ECW run. I have no idea what's happened since then, but it doesn't look like he's doing well."
This is the link to the video that is being talked about: http://www.myfoxny.com/myfox/MyFox/pages/s...mp;locale=EN-US
The sandman looks terrible, after he does his speech, in which he actually falls asleep for a moment it looks like. the video then gets worse as we see parts of the incident and the sandman being arrested. This video is quite graphic and their is swearing.
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I'm The Riddler.......................yay!
took it again to get the pic and now, I'm batman........less of a yay....but still yay.
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I hope this goes back to being more like Lego star wars than Lego Indiana Jones, as i felt their were too many puzzles in Indiana Jones ruining the pick up and play fun of the star wars games.
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I've still got low hopes for this. Even though the guy who wrote road to perdition which i heard was really good is writing it. Low hopes.
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And again I must ask. If Two Face is alive, what the hell is there left to do with him? His entire arc was slapped onto the end of this movie.
The movie could have him, trying to find a sort of redemption, but having the conflict f his darker half. Remember he almost did kill someone and even flipped a coin before becoming Two-Face to decide whether he would or not. Batman had to stop him.
I frankly don't want any villain to be used who was used in previous films. Penguin, Poison Ivy, Mr. Freeze, etc unless they are given a decent story. Don't just put them in because they want to make us happy.
I saw someone post about adding Killer Croc, they did say never happen, but another reason is that he was used in Batman: Gotham Knight and believe he was killed. It is in continuity, so they won't use him.
Actually when he did that coin flip, it was still a two headed coin, that meant the guy would've survived no matter what. batman said to him"you can't put a mans life on the line by chance" and dent says "I'm not" that scene was just dent bluffing.
also don't forget that the joker is still alive and said he had fun with batman and will fight him again, the sad thing is that ledger won't play joker as once again he was fantastic. Scarecrow is still alive and well, well he's insane but he's not dead.
The next most realistic villain they can do is the riddler, I'm not saying that as a riddler fan, I'm saying that as he is the most recognisable villain after two-face and the joker. Hush can't work as Rachel is Bruce's best friend in this universe.
Knight-fall may work with Bruce still grieving over Rachel, who was the weakest person in the cast of the Dark knight. Right now if Nolan was coming back for a third movie i would trust his decision no matter what as he actually made the movies better than i was expectations.
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So here's basically who they have left to use villain-wise:
Bane: Very good chance of happening at some point, though he'd likely be more of a side villain than the main one, I think.
Catwoman: It could work, and you know they're going to try it at some point, but I really... really don't want them to. Pretend she doesn't exist, please.
Clayface: Never happening.
Deadshot: Could work really well as a side villain, but chances are slim.
Hush: See Bane, though probability is quite a bit lower.
Killer Croc: See Clayface.
Mad Hatter: My dark horse pick for a villain. The darker pedophilic version would be really unsettling on-screen. Wiki says he was one of Joker's thugs in TDK, but I didn't see him.
Mr. Freeze: Only if played by a bald Christopher Lloyd. Even then, probably not happening.
Penguin: I think they could tie him into the mob stuff pretty easily. He's weird, but definately dark enough to work.
Poison Ivy: She'd have to be massively changed. Otherwise, no chance.
Riddler: Most likely out of all of them. He's going to be really difficult to pull off without becoming a cartoon character. Cast either David Tennant or David Hyde Pierce. Otherwise, they shouldn't bother.
Hugo Strange: He'd work fine, but he's not nearly as well known depite being around for so long.
Scarface: Nope.
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saw it last night. Ledger exceeded my expectations! i though he would just play a cold blooded killer, but he got the mix of psycho and clown just right for me!
especially with the multiple origins of the scars! i loved Nurse Joker, all in all Ledger stole the show and it will be shit if/when they make the third one as that was the best portrayal of the joker i have ever seen!
also killing Harvey two-face was wrong, batman killed him in my opinion. Though i did like he had the two-face nickname before he became two face. It was great they played up the fact that he wouldn't kill the people if they got the good side of the coin, but still beat the shit out of them, but not to death. Shame they couldn't do the duality stuff.
Still i loved it, and am going to see it again later today!
yay!
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Quoted from Wrestlezone.com-
The New York Post picked up on James Fullington's (a.k.a. The Sandman) arrest from Sunday evening in Yonkers. They report that the reason Sandman and others were at the restaurant was due to it being Captain Lou Albano's 75th birthday party. The Zombie and Pitbull were among those in attendance and also tried to help restrain Fullington once the Swat team and police were called.
After Fullington started getting loud and obnoxious, "smacking around the lights (of the restaurant) like they were speed bags", the owner nailed him with a beer bottle in the face. Fullington then chased him into the kitchen and started throwing plates and glasses around until the Swat and police arrived. Authorities went in with guns drawn to try and detain Fullington.
The Sandman was bloodied up pretty bad as you can see in the photos.
here is the link to the photos-http://www.nypost.com/photos/galleries/news/regionalnews/pp_20080722_albano/photo02.htm
The Sandman looks terrible.
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Show up to the interview in a suit and tie, even if you're applying for a retail job.
Don't be discouraged - the job market is weak right now.
thanks for the advice S-T
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I feel the need to point out that putting that much personal information on a web forum might not be such a good idea. You might want to change the identifying stuff, like your name, phone numbers, and address to fake ones.
yeah, i just copied and pasted the info from a word document. Anyway, I just took down the personal information part, thank god you noticed cause i sure as hell didn't.
I had a roommate that was an identity thief, so I know the tricks they use.
Oh. thanks for the warning!
I took down all of the personal info.
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I feel the need to point out that putting that much personal information on a web forum might not be such a good idea. You might want to change the identifying stuff, like your name, phone numbers, and address to fake ones.
yeah, i just copied and pasted the info from a word document. Anyway, I just took down the personal information part, thank god you noticed cause i sure as hell didn't.
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i just filled out the application, i had to scratch two bits out and the pen was a weird one, but i guess all i can do now, is hope they wont mind. Also that the job is still on the board!
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So i picked up the latest issue of batman detective and it is all about batman villain hush and how he hopes to finally kill batman.
It was OK, my problem is the comics always feel like they need more space as they are always rushing to get everything in, but this issue seemed to get everything it needed in to set up the arc and also a short two page background of hush.
So what I'm saying is right now, this story seems to be good, even though i don't really know hush as i haven't read the hush TPB, but I was told in the comic what was going on and why he hated Bruce. So the comic did something that Batman R.I.P cant do, it made a slight bit of sense without me at the end saying "what the hell just happened!?" while still making me say "wow this looks interesting, cant wait for the next issue!" anyway that's my thoughts, what did everyone else think?
One other thing, i don't think Hush would work in a Nolan batman movie for one reason, he knew Bruce from childhood, and was their when Bruce's parents died. The only person who really knew Bruce when he was a child and was close to him was besides Alfred, Rachel. Hush would need that psychotic reasoning to want to take down Bruce and be able to manipulate others around him. Well that's what i think. Maybe I'm wrong, but any other way for Hush to exist would just make him seem like a mad guy with no purpose.
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Looks good; the only thing I'd suggest would be to make your personal statement shorter and more concise. You have that you did your studies in Nautical Studies etc. under Education; you don't need to have it on there twice.
Otherwise, it looks good.
Yeah your right Boston Dan, I'll just take out the start bit about studying at that college as it is repetitive. Thanks for reading it, and for giving me advice.
Here's hoping the jobs still their!
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I would leave out your favorite books. Not important.
Otherwise, pretty good.
Cathcart eh? I taught in Glasgow for a year, in Coatbridge and Lochend.
OK. thanks for your help dread! Also for the whole it's a small word thing, my brothers and his family live in coatbridge!
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