Missy Posted March 4, 2014 Report Share Posted March 4, 2014 Who: Prince HumperdinckActor: Chris SarandonMovie: The Princess BrideDouche move(s): Forces a young woman to marry him against her will, plots her kidnapping and assassination to stage a war, tortures her true love to ("mostly") death, lies about said true love's fate to his bride-to-be, is named Humperdinck.Who: Ian MalcolmActor: Jeff GoldblumMovie: Jurassic ParkDouche move(s): In the middle of a dinosaur rampage, he makes time to showoff his chest. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Missy Posted March 4, 2014 Author Report Share Posted March 4, 2014 I have to give my vote to Humperdinck. Ian Malcolm comes off as a smarmy ass, and there's literally no reason for him to pull a Kirk with his shirt, but Humperdinck almost revels in his dbag status. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dread Posted March 4, 2014 Report Share Posted March 4, 2014 Ian Malcolm is one of the single greatest movie characters of all-time and I'll brook no argument! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr Mockery Posted March 4, 2014 Report Share Posted March 4, 2014 As much as Ian Malcolm is guilty of gratuitous shirtlessness he is also absolutely right about Jurassic Park being a terrible idea. Humperdink Is a complete douche so that is where my vote goes. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pan-dub Posted March 4, 2014 Report Share Posted March 4, 2014 Humperdinck - a name that screams 'douche' if ever there was one Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Missy Posted March 4, 2014 Author Report Share Posted March 4, 2014 I love the fact that Humperdinck is already destroying this thing. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dread Posted March 4, 2014 Report Share Posted March 4, 2014 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F4s__QO9kG0 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dc20willsave Posted March 4, 2014 Report Share Posted March 4, 2014 So fucking Humperdinck. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
slothian Posted March 4, 2014 Report Share Posted March 4, 2014 As much as Ian Malcolm is guilty of gratuitous shirtlessness he is also absolutely right about Jurassic Park being a terrible idea. Humperdink Is a complete douche so that is where my vote goes.This. Plus, his name is Ian, and nobody named Ian could be a douche..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Missy Posted March 9, 2014 Author Report Share Posted March 9, 2014 Prince Humperdinck takes it with ease, and will move on to face Walter Kornbluth. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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