Round 1: Richard Thornburg v Col. Nathan R. Jessup


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Who: Richard Thornburg

Actor: William Atherton

Movie: Die Hard

Douche move(s): Threatens a housekeeper with deportation if she doesn't allow him access to the children of people being held hostage.

Who: Col. Nathan R. Jessup

Actor: Jack Nicholson

Movie: A Few Good Men

Douche move(s): Had a soldier under his command killed, falsified documents, reveled in his power, and sexually harassed another officer.

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Jessup all the way. He is an example of elitist privilege and institutionalized exceptionalism, clawing over everyone in their way and exerting power over the weak simply because he can get away with it: the problem with a lot of what's going on in the world today.

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Thornburg is a douchebag, but his dickishness only really serves to ramp up the tension. Jessup's douchebaggery is borderline evil, and he LOVES it, whereas Thornbug is oblivious as to how unpleasant he is. Jessup for me.

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Thornberg probably wouldn't knowingly kill someone for a story. He's manipulative and shortsighted but he's not training thousands of men to abuse and lie and kill in his own image. He's practically Colonel Kurtz, ruling his own Fiefdom.

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No, Jessup is the worst of all. Just look at him. He looks evil with them dam eyebrows and plus he treats Demi Moore like a hooker. Let's not forget how many years he has run the camp there, ruining young cadets' lives forever and grinning smugly. Don't know if I'd feel so strongly if it were played by another actor, but with Nicholson in the role, it's vinegar city.

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