The Preston Nelson thread


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Did I ever tell you about the time he took me out to go get a drink with him? We go off looking for a bar and we can't find one. Finally Nelson takes me to a vacant lot and says, 'Here we are.' We sat there for a year and a half and sure enough someone constructs a bar around us. The day they opened we ordered a shot, drank it, and then burned the place to the ground. Preston yelled over the roar of the flames, 'Always leave things the way you found em!'

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Because you haven't successfully indirectly caused the mating (re: raping) of enough werewolves with humans.

Preston drives an ice cream truck covered in human skulls.

But the werewolf rape I do organize is often characterized as "sexy"

How do I purchase said ice cream truck and does it come loaded with the frosty treats or is that extra?

Mike calls us all lunatics in 3...2...

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Preston Nelson is a son of a bitch.

I once saw him scissor kick Angela Landsbury.

He can't be all bad.

Seriously. Who is this guy and why does he have a thread and I don't?


Preston is my sidekick from that other site we all started from.

He's basically a fatter, more foul-mouthed version of me.

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Did I ever tell you about the time Preston was in a production of, 'The King & I?' On opening night, Preston chloroforms the entire cast and slowly eats them in front of the audience for two hours. The production got pretty good reviews.

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