Favorite movie quote?

[Mortimer]

There's a lot of good ones out there. My personal favorite is this one from Dr. Strangelove.

"I think it would be extremely naive of us, Mr. President, to imagine that these new developments are going to cause any change in Soviet expansionist policy. I mean, we must be... increasingly on the alert to prevent them from taking over other mineshaft space, in order to breed more prodigiously than we do, thus, knocking us out in superior numbers when we emerge! Mr. President, we must not allow... a mineshaft gap!"

[Guest]

Matrix: Remember, Sully, when I promised to kill you last?

Sully: That's right, Matrix. You did.

Matrix: I lied.

[George W.]

Japanese submarine slammed two torpedoes into our side, Chief. We was comin' back from the island of Tinian to Leyte... just delivered the bomb. The Hiroshima bomb. Eleven hundred men went into the water. Vessel went down in 12 minutes. Didn't see the first shark for about a half an hour. Tiger. 13-footer. You know how you know that when you're in the water, Chief? You tell by looking from the dorsal to the tail. What we didn't know, was our bomb mission had been so secret, no distress signal had been sent. They didn't even list us overdue for a week. Very first light, Chief, sharks come cruisin', so we formed ourselves into tight groups. You know, it was kinda like old squares in the battle like you see in the calendar named "The Battle of Waterloo" and the idea was: shark comes to the nearest man, that man he starts poundin' and hollerin' and screamin' and sometimes the shark go away... but sometimes he wouldn't go away. Sometimes that shark he looks right into ya. Right into your eyes. And, you know, the thing about a shark... he's got lifeless eyes. Black eyes. Like a doll's eyes. When he comes at ya, doesn't seem to be living... until he bites ya, and those black eyes roll over white and then... ah then you hear that terrible high-pitched screamin'. The ocean turns red, and despite all the poundin' and the hollerin', they all come in and they... rip you to pieces. You know by the end of that first dawn, lost a hundred men. I don't know how many sharks, maybe a thousand. I know how many men, they averaged six an hour. On Thursday morning, Chief, I bumped into a friend of mine, Herbie Robinson from Cleveland. Baseball player. Boatswain's mate. I thought he was asleep. I reached over to wake him up. Bobbed up, down in the water just like a kinda top. Upended. Well, he'd been bitten in half below the waist. Noon, the fifth day, Mr. Hooper, a Lockheed Ventura saw us. He swung in low and he saw us... he was a young pilot, a lot younger than Mr. Hooper. Anyway, he saw us and he come in low and three hours later a big fat PBY comes down and starts to pick us up. You know that was the time I was most frightened... waitin' for my turn. I'll never put on a lifejacket again. So, eleven hundred men went in the water; 316 men come out and the sharks took the rest, June the 29th, 1945. Anyway, we delivered the bomb.

[JackFetch]

When some wild-eyed, eight-foot-tall maniac grabs your neck, taps the back of your favorite head up against the barroom wall, and he looks you crooked in the eye and he asks you if ya paid your dues, you just stare that big sucker right back in the eye, and you remember what ol' Jack Burton always says at a time like that: "Have ya paid your dues, Jack?" "Yessir, the check is in the mail."

[Missy]

Matrix: Remember, Sully, when I promised to kill you last?

Sully: That's right, Matrix. You did.

Matrix: I lied.

HA! I love that line!

Some RoboCop love:

Clarence Boddicker: Bitches, leave!

Clarence Boddicker: Can you fly, Bobby?

[Missy]

Vesper: Am I going to have a problem with you, Mr. Bond?

Bond: No, don't worry, you're not my type.

Vesper: Smart?

Bond: Single.

[Dread]

A couple of my favorites:

Ugarte- You despise me, don't you?

Rick- If I gave you any thought I probably would.

Sanchez- What are you trying to do?

Quinlan- We're trying to strap you to the electric chair, boy.

Rocky Sullivan- Say your prayers, mugs.

Sam Spade- I don't mind a reasonable amount of trouble.

George got Quint's speech so I'll settle for:

Brody- You're gonna need a bigger boat.

Garry- I know you gentlemen have been through a lot, but when you find the time, I'd rather not spend the rest of this winter TIED TO THIS FUCKING COUCH!

Snake Plissken- I don't give a fuck about your war... or your president.

Frank- How can you trust a man who wears both a belt and suspenders? The man can't even trust his own pants.

[Dread]

Forgot one:

Billy Tallent: I can't come to the phone right now, I'm eating corn chips and masturbating. Please leave a message.

[MaxPower]

Ray Santz: Where do these stairs go?

Peter Venkman: They go up.

Unfortunately Mr Takagi won't be joining us for... the rest of his life

All right Goldmember. Don't play the laughing boy. There's only two things I hate in this world. People who are intolerant of other people's cultures and the Dutch.

And my best friends favourite quote

Brenda!?

[Stavros]

Vesper Lynd: Rolex?

James Bond: Omega.

Vesper Lynd: Beautiful.

Donnie: You are such a fuckass.

Elizabeth: Did you just call me a fuckass? You can go suck a fuck.

Donnie: Oh, please, tell me Elizabeth, how exactly does one suck a fuck?