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I can't believe I'm saying this, but Joaquin Phoenix actually does a pretty good Joker?

Texas Chainsaw Massacre (2005): Today was the kind of day where I needed to watch something stupid, and I certainly got somethin mighty stupid. That said, it errs just on the side of being entertainingly stupid for me to really enjoy it. Films Watched: 23

As for films: The Goonies.

Don't worry, grandpa, I did.

15 years ago, I woulda beeeeeeeen. Nine? Damn.

Funny good or funny bad?

Rosencrantz and Guildenstern are Dead: Watched it for Shakespeare week. Films Watched: 22

I discovered the site in my freshman year of high school through Animezing Podcast, which led me to BotI and WFP, which led me to The Show. Funnily enough, I have fairly vivid memories of when the very first audio Tirades hit, back in 2010, which is like. God fucking damn, we're all fuckin old.

Duke's easily one of the best things about that movie. Like, easily.

Us: I was absolutely right, Jordan Peele is this generation's John Carpenter. Films Watched: 21

Suspiria (2018): An utter masterpiece. It's one of those films where I'm totally fine with not knowing what's going on, if only because of how well it's made. Plus, well. The Mother Suspiriorum sequence in the ending. Films Watched: 20

So I was thinking about doing an episode on the filmography of David Cronenberg.

Honestly, I don't really think anyone thought that hard about it when they were writing that gag, tbh.

Captain Marvel: I'm probably gonna be in a minority here, but this wasn't that great. Like, at all. Films Watched: 19

I Don't Feel At Home In This World Anymore: This movie's fuckin killer, and I highly recommend seeking it out. Macon Blair is one hell of a director, and I hope that he continues making movies like this. Films Watched: 18

Seriously? Arrow's gone eight seasons? Damn.

Sorry to Bother You: It's not as amazing as everyone's said it is, but it's still really damn good, and I'm definitely showing up to Boots Riley's next movie. Films Watched: 17

This is exactly the kind of movie DC needs.

Willow: It's very good eighties cheese, and the kind of movie I'll doubtlessly be in the mood for on a rainy day in the future. Films Watched: 16

Bad Times at the El Royale: This is an amazing movie that I wish I saw in the cinema. Films Watched: 15

Nice.

Is that a good holy shit or a bad one?

Some clarification on my feedback: I don't know why I typed Sean Penn instead of Sean Bean, tbh. It's just an honest mistake I didn't catch until I heard Ian say it out loud on the episode. And per the 'multiple abuse allegations' thing: I googled if Sean Bean was some sort of sex monster, and thankfully, I don't believe anyone's said he is. However, he's still been accused by multiple exes that he's an abusive shithead, which is less good. Anyway, good episode, lads.

Honestly, this looks better than it has any right to.

So I'm damn near done with Half Life 2: Episode 2, and I can say with confidence that this is easily the best of the Half Life 2 games.