Oh, I HATE theaters. Hate hate hate theaters. Hate them.
Teenagers, drunk girls, and frat boys - hear me now.
We are NOT in your living room. Shut up. Sit down.
Get your candy and your soda beforehand.
Don't yell at the screen; they can't hear you.
Don't ask your buddy to pause it. Either you're joking, in which case shut up, or you're not, and you're kind of retarded.
Get. Off. Your phone.
It tickles me no end that this is your third time watching this movie. Please stop telling your buddy what's about to happen.
This doesn't even take into the experiece of paying $11 for a ticket and then buying a small popcorn and soda, and then realizing that somewhere a mistake was made, because now you have no money.
Aargh. :grumble: