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Ma Humps. Ma Humps, ma Humps, ma Humps.

I'm in the rare position of having seen both of these and it's a difficult call. If there's a clear difference in terms of what's seen on screen then Nick Marshall at least attempts to right some wrongs and learns a lesson, whereas Robbie's learned nothing and has actively made things worse. Within their worlds they both have power and both exploit it and others, Nick having the advantage of magic powers. For me this comes down to the sheer weight of "douche-itude". Nick Marshall has had a life time of being a douche and by the end of the film has seen the error of his ways. Robbie is a young douche with a high douche-potential for the future. Might Robbie change his ways by the time he is Nick Marshall's age? In the film he, like Nick Marshall, also seems oblivious to other people's true opinion of him unless directly told (see angry Swayze and Baby's dad's realisation). In my opinion he's not going to stop being a douche unless he too gets magic powers from female cosmetics and electricity, so I vote Robbie - a Nick Marshall for the future.

Dear adoring public, Right now we have no e-mails and we're about to record. I don't care if it's waffle: you have an hour! Thanks in advance, Mr. A Wilson

Nick Marshall is a douche. Steff is really, really mean,

That's the sticking point of many of these for me: picking the 'douche-bag' from the pricks and fuck-tards. Jim is more of a fuck-tard (according to my definition). Robbie is a simpering little douche.

Then why vote Nick Marshall over Tony "allows rape" Travolta And why am I sticking up for Mel Gibson??

Humperdinck - a name that screams 'douche' if ever there was one

Nick was raised in a strip-club - I'd argue he knew no better either. The age thing does make sense - he should've cottoned on to what a twat he is before he was 40 - but at worst he is sexist. That's not to downplay sexism, but allowing rape/attempting rape is worse in my eyes. I vote Travolta at the bigger douche. I mean Tony. ...I mean Travolta.

Hells. Yeah.

I'm sad that Mike overlooked the version of Queen Liz I by Miranda Richardson

I wonder who he can make racist this time...

Many happy returns, sir!

Had an interview today for when my current job ends: all aboard the employed train! Choo-choo!

RIP

Come for the antiques, stay for the hair style.

I really hope it's Paul Sinha

I'm most excited about Peter Serafinowicz being in it =D

I wouldn't necessarily call this is a movie I was too young to see, but either way I was practically raised on this movie. I watched it all the time when I was five, six, seven. You and I have much in common. We are sexy bitches!

My brother and sister got to see Austin Powers 2 at the cinema. I did not.

So apparently I've been watching this too much and as a result last night I was sleep talking... "Left...left, right...LEFT L-L-L-L-LLEFT...down..."

I just finished this properly. Brother: 1) Beautiful singing voice - as always 2) Awesome Nigel Farage joke - the Americans have no idea what they're missing! 3) Lyrics...such lyrics.

Preach! The amount of bellends who would say 'Oh it's only for the 3 of us' after the kitchen had closed then get shirty when we wouldn't do them a mixed grill each. Hungry people are the worst.

"WHAT UP PEOPLE!?"

http://www.rollingstone.com/movies/news/michael-keaton-confirms-beetlejuice-2-talks-with-director-tim-burton-20140214

Mental note: refer to Kelly as "Other Wilson"