Pan-dub

Based on tonight's scoreline I'm inclined to agree with you!

I stuck £2 on the Netherlands before the knockout stages started. HOLLAND, HOLLAND, WE LOVE YOU! HOLLAND, HOLLAND, YES IT'S TRUE!

I've found Neymar to be such an unlikeable player, so I'm not really fussed. The general consensus around my mates is that it would be a travesty of Brazil win: they're so average compared to their former glory

Hells yeah!

I just spat apple across the staff room. Cheers Tom!

Also: she's super classy http://abcnews.go.com/Entertainment/amy-adam-class-seat-us-soldier-coach/story?id=24333350

As long as someone else writes the script I'm more than up for PR2

Fish supper?

In 2012 he received an eight-game ban and £40k fine by the English FA for racially abusing Patrice Evra. So as far as Football governing bodies go: Biting > Racism. Either way I'm ashamed that the boys in my class look up to him.

Like Charles Bronson

Some psychiatric help might not go amiss either.

Chembakolli, Shembakolli, Chemblekolli, Chambekolli, Thembakolli, Chembakokey, Chembakoala, Chocobolli, Schlembakolli, Chumbukullu, Champleconi, Franklefrofi, Broccoli, Frappakolli, Hokey-Cokey, Ballamori, Joseph Koni, Chanklebroni... Is it racist yet?

Writing reports suck enough without having to make sure that every section is Arial size 10 and each one is wholly identical. How the hell do you write "She/he has learned about the Indian village of Chembakolli" 25 different sodding ways?

A fine episode, chaps. Made for a lovely report writing companion

I'm sorry, Hannah: your cat has no class.

I am now caught up. My season Top 10: I liked the season as a whole: And now to wait for another year. Sigh...

£12.63 spent already =D

Happy birthday, good Sir Daniel!

There've been some brilliant matches and many teams that were written off have caused quite the stir! In our staff sweepstake I picked Iran. I'm starting to think even they have a slim chance!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aKfbSHW9uGA&app=desktop RIP

I like the idea of Dan hosting a "Revenge against the whippersnappers" quiz where you can lord your 80s dominance over importers to your nostalgia throne. You could call it "Flash DAN-ce"!

We could totally watch 'Mannequin'

Happy day o'Birth!

Happy birthday, the Wife!