Regarding the calling out of our forum's adminstrator


Dan

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There is an evil streak in you.

It's a basic principle. When I rise up against my oppressors and take control of this planet, the Constitution will read as follows:

1. Do as thou wilt, and that shall be the whole of the law.

2. Fuck Twiki.

It's 50% of what the entire rule of law is based on! Fuck Twiki! Look at his head; it's what he was built for!

Even if you can't see it under THE FUCKING COWBOY HAT.

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See, that's just the thing. You keep saying, "Fuck Twiki," and it's gotten to the point that I can now see the sexual tension between you two.

So here's what you need to do: sit down with the little robot man, and honestly tell him how you feel. Be honest with yourself and him. If you both get past your fears, yes, I'm sure a long, loving relationship will form. At the very least you'll earn a great, lifelong friend.

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See, that's just the thing. You keep saying, "Fuck Twiki," and it's gotten to the point that I can now see the sexual tension between you two.

So here's what you need to do: sit down with the little robot man, and honestly tell him how you feel. Be honest with yourself and him. If you both get past your fears, yes, I'm sure a long, loving relationship will form. At the very least you'll earn a great, lifelong friend.

Your parents met briefly at a masquerade ball.

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All right... I admit it. My name is Dan, and I am a frustrated, deeply closeted robosexual.

Nothing turns my motor like the incessant chirping of "bidi-bidi-bidi" and 1950's slang.

I've tried to deny it for too long. I feel as if a great weight has been lifted off of me. C'mere, Twiki.

No... leave Dr. Theopolis on.

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