Ultra Magnus Has A Question For You...

[Morphine Jim]

Ultra Magnus Has A Question For You

"I am Ultra Magnus, Oh Autobot Leader On Earth, Do You Not Like Me?"

"Optimus Prime Liked Me, And Everyone Liked Optimus Prime. Therefore You Must All Like Me. Right? Right?"

"Would You Like Me On An Amstrad, Or Amstrad-esque Home Entertainment System?"

"I Am Sure You Would Like Me If I Was Toys For You. Toys For The People You Like Are Gifts From The Heart. Oh Should You Like Me?"

"Oh, shan't you like your Ultra Magnus? I Was Given The Autobot Matrix Of Leadership... And Lost It. But I Got It Back... Well.... Somebody Did. But I Was There.... Somewhere".

"I Do Declare That You Fucking Suck, Ultra Fagness"

[Darque Edge]

What always pissed me off about Magnus was that they were told the matrix would 'light their darkest hour'. So what does Magnus take to be their darkest hour?

When HE'S about to get killed.

Dumbfuck. Hell, the autobots had had seven darker hours that week alone.

[JCC]

I always thought he was a bit of a cunt, personally.

[Missy]

I always thought he was a bit of a cunt, personally.

That about sums up my feelings.

[Darque Edge]

Guys, guys, guys - you're missing the point of a message board. Don't just say you think he's a cunt.

Tell us why. In excruciating detail. It's hatred of Ultra. he deserves it.

[Missy]

You're right. Because he's not Optimus Prime, that's why.

[Morphine Jim]

That and he is a big fishy cunt.

[Gameovermus Prime]

Magnus was a lot better than most give him credit for. He couldn't deal with that now because he was trying to save Springer and company from being blown up. Rodimus Prime was a whinger anyway, so I'd prefer Magnus in charge.