Guest Posted April 21, 2010 Report Share Posted April 21, 2010 THE HUMAN CENTIPEDE is an unconventional – and medically accurate -- biological horror film that enthusiastically explores territory that few filmmakers dare to tread. When two pretty American girls go on a road trip in Europe, they end up alone at night in Germany with a broken car in the woods. They search for help and find an isolated villa, and awake the next day to find themselves trapped in a terrifying makeshift basement hospital. Their captor is the internationally respected Siamese twin surgeon Dr. Josef Heiter with a demented vision for mankind's future existence. Dr. Heiter wants to remove human beings' kneecaps so they have to exist on all fours and then surgically graft them mouth-to-anus to form a centipede chain. But when his victims give him more trouble than he expects – including unwanted attention from the authorities - Dr. Heiter is forced to decide whether to abandon his latest project, or protect it from the outside world – with their and his very lives, if necessary. I give up on the human race. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Venneh Posted April 21, 2010 Report Share Posted April 21, 2010 I hate you for sharing this with me Dubs. It doesn't leave your head, ever. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dread Posted April 21, 2010 Report Share Posted April 21, 2010 I'm actually kind of interested in Human Centipede. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Molly Posted April 21, 2010 Report Share Posted April 21, 2010 I demand a mainpage review. Demand. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted April 21, 2010 Report Share Posted April 21, 2010 If Des doesn't do it, I fucking will. I have no choice but to see this now. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dread Posted April 21, 2010 Report Share Posted April 21, 2010 Oh, if I get my hands on it, there's no way I'm watching it without subjecting Darryll to it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Molly Posted April 21, 2010 Report Share Posted April 21, 2010 Hey, Dubs, what the fuck were you searching for when you found this? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SuaveStar Posted April 21, 2010 Report Share Posted April 21, 2010 I demand a mainpage review. Demand. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted April 21, 2010 Report Share Posted April 21, 2010 Hey, Dubs, what the fuck were you searching for when you found this? It was in the latest issue of Rue Morgue. I thought it was an April Fools joke, at first. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Venneh Posted April 21, 2010 Report Share Posted April 21, 2010 See, this seems like the perfect thing for you to all get together and get horribly drunk for. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Molly Posted April 21, 2010 Report Share Posted April 21, 2010 Hey, Dubs, what the fuck were you searching for when you found this? It was in the latest issue of Rue Morgue. I thought it was an April Fools joke, at first. ...I'll take it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KnightWing Posted April 21, 2010 Report Share Posted April 21, 2010 Wait... this is real? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dc20willsave Posted April 21, 2010 Report Share Posted April 21, 2010 Hmm, I have been meaning to put myself into an alcoholic coma... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
D-Man Posted April 22, 2010 Report Share Posted April 22, 2010 Oh, if I get my hands on it, there's no way I'm watching it without subjecting Darryll to it. I don't know, man. I think you may be on your own for this one. A little out of my league. I'm not even sure I could look at my wife the next day. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MaxPower Posted April 22, 2010 Report Share Posted April 22, 2010 Dubs you now need to apologise to Mike for entering the phrase "mouth to anus" on these forums and subsequent search results. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aaron Robinson Posted April 22, 2010 Report Share Posted April 22, 2010 I was all excited to see a horror movie where a dude with one hundred legs chases after college students. Of course, my idea wasn’t a horror movie so much as a cartoon skit where everyone is running from door to door in a big hallway. Then I read the description. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SuaveStar Posted April 29, 2010 Report Share Posted April 29, 2010 Trailer Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JackFetch Posted April 29, 2010 Report Share Posted April 29, 2010 I saw this was a big thing all over the internet, and refused to look it up because of how stupid the name is. All I've seen at this point is that poster, and I feel good about my decision. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SuaveStar Posted April 29, 2010 Report Share Posted April 29, 2010 I saw this was a big thing all over the internet, and refused to look it up because of how stupid the name is. All I've seen at this point is that poster, and I feel good about my decision. It's a fucked up trailer. It's like someone made a joke trailer and some movie studio actually said "Make that movie! I smell money!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dread Posted April 30, 2010 Report Share Posted April 30, 2010 I smell something and it ain't money. I don't know what's better, the trailer or the fact that the credit screen says "100% medically accurate." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted April 30, 2010 Report Share Posted April 30, 2010 The Internet Fairy delivered this to me tonight. I shall watch tomorrow and give my thoughts. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chadzilla Posted May 4, 2010 Report Share Posted May 4, 2010 I don't know what's better, the trailer or the fact that the credit screen says "100% medically accurate." I know what's not better, getting married to a doctor. I asked Dr. Fiance about the 100% medically accurate claim and she basically stomped it flat. She tells me her medical knowledge ruins about 99% of all the movies that she sees. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dread Posted May 4, 2010 Report Share Posted May 4, 2010 The bummer on medically destroying movies must at least be offset by doctor money, right? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chadzilla Posted May 4, 2010 Report Share Posted May 4, 2010 The bummer on medically destroying movies must at least be offset by doctor money, right? Yeah, you could say that. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
D-Man Posted May 6, 2010 Report Share Posted May 6, 2010 Well, if anyone is interested, Roger Ebert has posted a review of HUMAN CENTIPEDE. A pretty fair and balanced review, all things considered. I believe he's trying to get back in with the cool kids after his KICK ASS review and the whole video game debacle. http://rogerebert.suntimes.com/apps/pbcs.dll/article?AID=/20100505/REVIEWS/100509982 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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