James D.

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  1. I can almost guarantee we'll cover KOF at some point.
  2. Neither XO:W or Prometheus are on our queue right now.
  3. Seriously. I think we've been shown the entire movie in 492 separate pieces by now.
  4. James D.

    The news thread

    So, Obama spent all of 38 seconds mentioning the plane being shot down, saying it "sounds like it could be a tragedy" and that the "top priority" is to determine if any Americans were on board, and then immediately went to a 16-minute, joke-filled speech about Delaware, Joe Biden, and something about how Republicans suck for not funding more airports. Hope he's ready for the international shitstorm of fury headed his way.
  5. That surprises me because he was great in Batman Beyond.
  6. http://tranquiltirades.wikia.com/wiki/Bella_Pamphlet
  7. A few weeks ago, Apple told me to fix my iPhone podcast app, I'd have to reset my phone to factory defaults but reboot it with a backup. Well, because iTunes is the glitchiest program ever, the backup failed and I lost everything. I wanted to burn Apple to the ground.
  8. The trope thing is also a big part of the Wiki, which is pretty much my labor of love. I've put so many hours into adding pages and editing pages. And I hope to Zardoz that one day it does get so popular that tons of people edit it and I have to go back and fix things. Nothing would make me feel more accomplished.
  9. A Talking Cat!?! is LOADED with A-material... --We need a montage of Damien's euphemisms for the sex scenes --"Have her penis...?" --"The meeting isn't going well, and I don't have cheese puffs. WHAT IN THE NAME OF ZARDOZ DO THOSE TWO HALVES OF THAT SENTENCE HAVE TO DO WITH EACH OTHER?!" --The Hummer angle from WCW --"You can't cannonball when you're already in the pool." Still my favorite episode. Even more than The Room. Bloodrayne: --Rayne goes to the gas station --Sebastian is the dumbest character in the entire Tiradesverse --"What do you say when you want to bite a girl? HISSSS AAAAAAHHHHHHHH!!!" I Know Who Killed Me: --Epic plot hole alerts (x8) --Zubaz is eternal --Terry Crews' WCW career The Legend of the Titanic: --Ronnie, the Brazilian mouse, traveled to England to learn about soccer--their national pastime --Magic moonbeams --What the fuck is Jeffries seeing here? --Imagining what Elizabeth would say to her father to convince her of Maltravers' douchebaggery --"Oh, it wasn't your fault--it was an evil, greedy human being. No! The evil whaler guy didn't chuck a giant hunk of ice at the ship! The octopus did! Yeah, that was his plan, but he had to tell his butler...to tell the shark...to tell the octopus to throw the ice at the ship." Dragonball Evolution: --The dodge fight scene --The workshopping of Yamchad's desert trap plan --Focus group of the Dragonball characters --Damien's Minecraft world --Roshi on Yoshi --Chi-Chi's evil twin, Ihc-Ihc --"Boneriest" --Lamest sequel tease in history Godzilla (1998) --Damien's horrifying epiphany about the end of Alone in the Dark --Rampage! --Maria Pitillo's facial expressions --We need a montage of "Wouldn't it be cute if...?" --HE GAVE THEM THE SLIP!!! --The "island with water on all sides" rant
  10. Ah, the Roshi-on-Yoshi, a fine selection, sir.
  11. The Wiki now has 800 PAGES. Here is the 800th page: http://tranquiltirades.wikia.com/wiki/James_Witherdale
  12. Fucking awesome. I'm a quarter German, so that was quite the experience to watch. And that J.R. video is brilliant.
  13. Pretty much this. I rarely go to the movie theatre.
  14. Auf geht's Deutschland!!
  15. I think I might finish writing my book before Tool puts out another album.
  16. Happy Canada Dry to you all!
  17. ................................................... The FUCK did I just read/see?
  18. http://tranquiltirades.wikia.com/wiki/David_DeCoteau
  19. There is apparently a blatant tease for a sequel in the movie anyway. And really, did anyone think this would end at the fourth one? These movies are licenses to print money from dumbasses.
  20. My Rock Band 3 band name is: The Lighter Side of Arson
  21. I've read at least a dozen critic reviews of this thing from newspapers from Toronto to L.A. and the highest star rating any of them gave it was a 1.5. This movie is rated lower than Revenge of the Fallen on Rotten Tomatoes. And it's 2 hours and 37 minutes long. God damn it.......
  22. Why not all of the above? Except watching Godzilla 1998...
  23. He deserves no less than being banned for the rest of this World Cup.