A Talking Cat!?! is LOADED with A-material...
--We need a montage of Damien's euphemisms for the sex scenes
--"Have her penis...?"
--"The meeting isn't going well, and I don't have cheese puffs. WHAT IN THE NAME OF ZARDOZ DO THOSE TWO HALVES OF THAT SENTENCE HAVE TO DO WITH EACH OTHER?!"
--The Hummer angle from WCW
--"You can't cannonball when you're already in the pool."
Still my favorite episode. Even more than The Room.
Bloodrayne:
--Rayne goes to the gas station
--Sebastian is the dumbest character in the entire Tiradesverse
--"What do you say when you want to bite a girl? HISSSS AAAAAAHHHHHHHH!!!"
I Know Who Killed Me:
--Epic plot hole alerts (x8)
--Zubaz is eternal
--Terry Crews' WCW career
The Legend of the Titanic:
--Ronnie, the Brazilian mouse, traveled to England to learn about soccer--their national pastime
--Magic moonbeams
--What the fuck is Jeffries seeing here?
--Imagining what Elizabeth would say to her father to convince her of Maltravers' douchebaggery
--"Oh, it wasn't your fault--it was an evil, greedy human being. No! The evil whaler guy didn't chuck a giant hunk of ice at the ship! The octopus did! Yeah, that was his plan, but he had to tell his butler...to tell the shark...to tell the octopus to throw the ice at the ship."
Dragonball Evolution:
--The dodge fight scene
--The workshopping of Yamchad's desert trap plan
--Focus group of the Dragonball characters
--Damien's Minecraft world
--Roshi on Yoshi
--Chi-Chi's evil twin, Ihc-Ihc
--"Boneriest"
--Lamest sequel tease in history
Godzilla (1998)
--Damien's horrifying epiphany about the end of Alone in the Dark
--Rampage!
--Maria Pitillo's facial expressions
--We need a montage of "Wouldn't it be cute if...?"
--HE GAVE THEM THE SLIP!!!
--The "island with water on all sides" rant