Yeah, university health services seem to be a study in extremes. According to our idiotic nurse out here, you're only sick if you have 103 degree fever, and you can get mono recurrences.
Also, as much as I love our lady janitor for being able to put up with our floor's somewhat disgustingness (any woman being willing to put up with puke all over deserves so much love), I'd really, really like her to be quiet when she's doing her work at seven in the morning. I like sleeping, goddamnit.