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Here's another wacky e-mail. (The sender's name and contact info have been concealed by me.)

Subject: evidence!!!

From: "XXXXXX XXXXXX" <XXXXXXXXXXXX@XXXXXX.au>

Date: Wed, Apr 23, 2008 10:49 pm

Listen to me carefully, i don't know what your name is, but i'll find you and i'll cripple you, because this is you who tempted her!!!

She has already gone to hospital, you're next, this is evidence: http://www.XXXXXXXX.XXX

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-XXXXXX XXXXXX

Talk about being desperate to get someone to click a link...

Reminds me of the interlube on Tool's Aenima. "You fucking prick. I know a black magic. One daya youre'a gonna die-a a cancer."

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A pic of an ugly fellow holding a plump chick's parts.

A student just asked me why I shot coffee out of my nose...unfortunately, I'll never be able to tell them.

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Start at the beginning, go through to the end, and then stop.

(I never miss an opportunity to throw in some Lewis Carroll.)

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- zesty zither of zeus

Yeah, I can guarantee this one was me.

(Turns out we're actually the very first site listed for that one too.)

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worlds finest boobs

movies of the most beautiful nude women on earth

Someone got disappointed on those.

butt art

Is taking a shit on canvas art now?

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- the names and powers of the geek titans

- biggest booty on earth

- the most breath takeing hole on earth white satan lover video

Wow. Someone's going to an awful lot of trouble to find me.

- earth-2.net and toland

Hmm... this one is more cryptic.

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Though I only listed a few, there were a ton of Buck Rogers-related searches! Looks like Buck is overtaking werewolf rape.

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- lost:via domus huckleberry hound

Why would someone search for both of those things at once?

I don't know, but how much cooler would that game have been if it had Huckleberry Hound in it?

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- baroness gi joe breast :wub:

How weird was it searching for this and ending up on the site that you run Mike?

- ass assassin

This HAS to be a porno title...

- camper than batman

Camper Van Beethoven?

- davinder brar y desmond reddick

iHola Mi Amigos! Want to buy a comic mang?

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Not a vanity search. Sure has me chuffed though!

Looks like Buck is overtaking werewolf rape.

Never! And damn you for even thinking it!

Werewolf rape is my legacy!

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- lost:via domus huckleberry hound

Why would someone search for both of those things at once?

I don't know, but how much cooler would that game have been if it had Huckleberry Hound in it?

Clearly it's a reference to my review, but if they'd already read the review, then they'd surely know where to find it, unless someone else reviewed the game and made the exact same joke I did.

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IGN made the same joke. From their review:

The Locke "sound-a-like" plays him as an old timey prospector and Sawyer may actually have been voiced by Huckleberry Hound.

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