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Oh man, I think I grew tired of Nostalgia Critic's schtick after about a year or so.

Did it get less wacky after a while? I just couldn't stand it.

This.

I don't think the guy is nearly as funny as he thinks he is. And coming from a shameless clown such as myself, that means something.

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I watched the return segment last night. It was incredibly up its own ass, and made it seem like he was trying to cover his ass by tying the show that no one was watching into the last special/NC. Ehhhh. Though, Nella was in it, always a highlight.

To be fair, whenever they have "Crossovers" on that site they are always up their own asses, no matter the creator. And yeah, he's probably just made the link to get people to watch "Demo-Reel" to see if he left any clues for a return. Nella slowly getting out of that parking space, and his brother Rob where the only funny people in the entire half hour thing.

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Literally got to Aberdeen with a minute to spare today, if they'd turned me away from the delivery I'd have had to go 70 miles south to the nearest hotel and returned in the morning, all through snow falling. hence the snow angel on facebook, that was my celebration after sorting it all.

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What was Demo Reel? I never got around to watching it.

It was about this four-person film company that tries to remake movies with no money and fails miserably. I wouldn't recommend it.

Anyway, I just got around to watching his NC return video and I actually really liked it. It wasn't hilarious but it had a few laughs. It was easily the best thing he's put out since season 4 (2011) of the Nostalgia Critic.

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Hey there, peoples. I need help with something.

I'm looking to make a James Bond video tribute, but since I've only watched through the series once or so, my recall of it all isn't exactly encyclopedic. I need recommendations on what scenes to pull footage from. Specifically, I'm looking for two things:

-Iconic shots of each Bond (non-action, possibly close-ups, preferably slower shots)

-Action scenes with clear, iconic shots. Hand-to-hand brawls, gunfights, car chases and awesome explosions are all welcome.

They can be from any Eon film, since I'll be purposely using every Bond in the video.

Thanks!

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I would suggest that you'll find certain scenes analysed in the podcast archives...I forget what it was called...but if you don't have a week to listen through the episodes, here's some pointers in the spoiler tags:

Dr No

- Connery being introduced at his club, stating "Bond, James Bond" whilst smoking.

- Bond judo throwing his villainous chauffeur over his shoulder.

- Bond holding Professor Dent at gunpoint/executing him.

- Honey Ryder's introduction, coming out of the sea in her iconic bikini.

- Dr No coolly looking across at Bond/Ryder during their dinner scene.

- Bond & Dr No fighting in radiation suits after Bond sabotages the plan.

From Russia With Love

- Red Grant "killing" Bond at the beginning of the film as part of a training exercise.

- Bond interjecting himself in the gypsy brawl, shooting random people.

- Bond and Grant's train cabin brawl.

- Bond diving out the way of a helicopter attacking him (+ the helicopter exploding).

- Bond blowing up the speedboats chasing him and Tanya.

Goldfinger

- Bond's opening sequence hotel room brawl ("Shocking...").

- Jill Masterston's golden fate.

- Bond and Q looking over the Aston Martin DB5.

- Bond & Goldfinger in golf gear, watching Oddjob decapitate a statue with his hat.

- Bond's car chase in and around Goldfinger's Genevan factory.

- Bond strapped to the gold table, facing a laser as it moves up between his legs.

- "My name's Pussy Galore" "I must be dreaming"

- Bond and Oddjob fighting within Fort Knox.

Thunderball

- Bond escapes from the opening sequence with a jet-pack.

- Fiona Volpe's motorcycle cannon blows up a car.

- Bond harpoons henchman Vargas to a tree.

- Underwater battle between Largo's forces and the US coastguard/Bond.

You Only Live Twice

- Bond's demise in the opening sequence.

- Bond beating up the assassin of Henderson.

- Bond beating up the other guy within Osato corp.

- Bond sliding down a chute into Tiger's office.

- Car chase of Bond/Aki, ending when Tiger's helicopter picks up the other car with a magnet and drops it in the sea.

- Bond blowing up helicopters whilst flying Little Nelly.

- An aerial shot of Bond running across rooftops, rnadomly punching Asian assailants as he goes.

- Bond just managing to land the helicopter he's in before running away from it exploding.

- Tiger's ninja school.

- The massive gun brawl within the hollowed out volcano base.

- Donald Pleasance's Blofeld.

OHMSS

- Lazenby's "My name's Bond, James Bond"

- Subsequent beach/sea brawl

- "This never happened to the other fella"

- Bond's hotel room brawl.

- Bond throwing a knife at Draco and then rising to his feet slowly.

- Bond, disguised as Hilary Bray, meeting Blofeld's harem whilst wearing a kilt.

- Bond's escape via skis, a brawl in a bell shop and he & Tracy driving through a derby race.

- Bond & Tracy falling foul of an avalanche.

- Bond sliding chest first on a curling track, gunning down Blofeld's guards.

- The Piz Gloria gun fight - Bond throwing down his machine gun and taking out his PPK whilst chasing Blofeld.

- Bond & Blofeld's tobogdan fight.

- Bond cradling the dead Tracy at the end of the film.

Diamonds Are Forever

- Bond fighting with a Blofeld clone, drowning him in mud.

- Bond and Peter Franks brawling in an Amsterdam lift.

- Bond trapped in a coffin as it's being cremated.

- Bond v Police car chase, including the car escaping whilst balanced on its axis.

- Bond abseiling outside the Whyte House casino/hotel.

- Bond's quad bike/moon buggy escape from Blofeld's base.

- Bond vs Bambi & Thumper.

- The oil rig explodes.

- Bond finally sees off Mr Wint & Mr Kidd.

Live and Let Die

- Bond creating a makeshift flamethrower to dispatch a spider.

- Bond staking out Kananga's base whilst smoking a cigar from a handglider.

- Bond tricking Solitaire into sleeping with him, discarding of the 'Lovers' cards as she kisses him.

- Bond, in a plane, being chased around an airport.

- Bond using crocodiles as stepping stones.

- The speedboat chase around the New Orleans swamps/rivers/bayoux (minus Pepper)

- Bond shoots, then fights Baron Samedi.

- Bond brawls with Kananga in the caves and then the water.

- Bond brawls with Teehee in the train compartment.

The Man With The Golden Gun

- Bond examines the golden bullet with 007 engraved onto it.

- Bond kicks his bowing karate school opponent in the face.

- Bond and karate school fighters have boat chase.

- Bond/Pepper and Scaramanga car chase.

- Bond's corkscrew bridge stunt.

- Bond and Scaramanga stand back to back, prepared to duel.

The Spy Who Loved Me

- Bond leaving his squeeze in the Alps "So does England"

- The parachute escape of the opening sequence.

- Bond knocks Sandor's hand from his tie, calling him to fall off the roof.

- Jaws killing Fekkesh in the pyramids.

- Bond beating up XXX's minders during the pyramid light show.

- XXX reels off Bond's bigoraphy whilst at a bar in Cairo.

- Bond & XXX v Jaws

- Lotus car chase - sidecar missile explodes a truck carrying bedding.

- Lotus car chase - Naomi in helicopter tries to gun down Lotus. Once Lotus submerged, it blows up the helicopter.

- Lotus underwater chase.

- Liparis firefight between Stromberg's men and Bond/imprisoned sailors. (explosions)

- The flooding of Atlantis after Bond rescues XXX.

- Bond & XXX discovered by their superiors.

Moonraker

- pffffffffffffffffffffffft - there's a space battle, I guess.

For Your Eyes Only

- Car chase of Bond/Melina v Gonzales' men down a Greek hillside.

- Ski chase: Bond v Kriegler - involves ski jump + skiing over the lunch of everyone in a ski lodge.

- Bond & Lisesl being attacked by Locque's men on quad bikes on a beach.

- Shootout between Bond/Columbo/his men v Locque and his men.

- Bond shoots Locque through windscreen, then, as his car hangs off the side of the cliff, kicks the car over the edge.

Octopussy

- Bond's lear jet outrunning a missile that blows up an aircraft hanger in the opening sequence.

- Chase of Bond/Vijay through Rajasthan, India by Gobinda and his men.

- Bond hunted by Khan through the jungle.

- Bond beats up Khan's hired thugs inside Octopussy's palace.

- Bond fights Gobinda, then a knife-throwing twin on top of the circus train.

- Bond dressed as a clown.

- Bond and Octopussy's girls storming Khan's base.

- Bond's plane-clinging and subsequent flight.

- Khan's somewhat fiery death.

A View To A Kill

- Bond's snowboarding escape from the opening sequence.

- Bond chases Mayday from the Eiffel Tower to the Seine.

- Bond vs Zorin & men on horseback.

- Bond fights Zorin on top of the Golden Gate bridge.

- Zorin's blimp explodes via dynamite

The Living Daylights

- Bond dispatches the saboteur via grabbing van roof and fighting within the cab.

- "Bond, James Bond"

- Necros completely lays waste to Koskov's safehouse.

- Bond & Kara escape in the Aston Martin on ice.

- Bond & Kara use the cello case to slide down the hill across the border.

- Bond knocks down General Pushkin, and KOs his bodyguard.

- Bond "kills" Pushkin, shoots Necros' floodlight and escapes the authorities.

- Bond beats up his gaoler.

- Bond and Necros brawl outside the back of a cargo plane in flight.

- Bond drops a bomb onto a bridge, blowing up Koskov's tanks

- Bond and Whittaker's cat & mouse gun-fight.

Licence To Kill

- Bond hooks Sanchez's getaway plane whilst being winched from another plane.

- Sanchez's wet escape.

- The fate of Felix Leiter.

- Bond punches out a guard and leaves him to be eaten by maggots.

- Bond's method of leading Kilifer to his death.

- The bar room brawl between Bond/Pam and Dario with his henchmen.

- Bond v the Hong Kong ninjas, foiling his assassination attempt.

- The fate of Milton Krest (holy Jesus...)

- Bond v Dario on the cocaine conveyor belt.

- Bond commandeers a lorry, causing it to balance on its axis when a rocket launcher is fired at it.

- The lorries explode.

- Sanchez fires his gun at Bond as he climbs one of the lorries.

- Bond v Sanchez fight on a lorry.

- Bond immolates Sanchez with his new lighter, and Sanchez explodes as he runs screaming into the last lorry. (fun sentence!)

Goldeneye

- Bond's dam jump

- Bond's facility escape & suicide plane jump. (explosion)

- Bond's (playful) car chae with Xenia.

- "Bond, James Bond" intro to Xenia.

- Bond brawls with staff on board the ship.

- The destruction of Severnya (Xenia's massacre, the Goldeneye blast [= explosions])

- Bond's sauna brawl with Xenia.

- Bond & Natalya avoiding death in the helicopter explosion.

- THE MOTHER CLUCKING TANK CHASE!!

- The tank shoots Janus' train

- Janus' train explodes just after Bond & NAtalya escape.

- Bond's plane is shot down.

- Bond v Xenia. (helicopter explosion)

- Explosions allow Bond & Natalya's escape.

- Bond v Trevelyan.

- Goldeneye explodes.

- The antennae cradle falls and explodes.

- The liquid nitrogen explodes, freezing Boris.

Tomorrow Never Dies

- Bond shooting his way through the terrorist bizarre and avoiding being blown up by the navy missile.

- The fate of the HMS Devonshire.

- Bond's brawl with Germans in a sound-proofed studio.

- Bond escapes the Tomorrow offices.

- The car park action sequence (particularly the joy on Bond's face when his tyres re-inflate).

- Bond & Wai Lin escape from Carver's clutches.

- The motorcycle v helicopter chase.

- Ambush at Wai Lin's base.

- Bond & Wai Lin get shooting on the stealth ship.

- Bond detonates a grenade, causing an explosion.

- Stamper shoots at Bond constantly, including a grenade.

- Bond feeds carver to the Sea drill

- Bond v Stamper - culminates with an explosion.

The World Is Not Enough

- Opening sequence: Bond shoots Swiss banking men in Portugal and escapes.

- Opening sequence: MI6 explosion.

- Opening sequence: speedboat chase - ends with hot air balloon explosion.

- Ski chase: Bond/Elektra v paragliding snowmobiles (explosions).

- Bond disarms one of Valentin's bodyguards when wanting an audience.

- Bond kills Davidov.

- Bond's shoot-out v Renard in the bunker (explosions throughout).

- Bond & Christmas look to defuse bomb in pipeline (explosion).

- The caviar factory/ripsaw helicopter nonsense.

- Bullion's suitcase explosion.

- Elektra tortures Bond in the adapted chair.

- Bond v Renard on the submarine.

Die Another Day

- CGI surfing.

- Bond escapes the N. Korean compound (gunfire & explosions)

- Bond v Moon on the hovercraft.

- Bond's torture.

- Bond attempts to kill Zao in Havana.

- Bond v Graves fencing.

- Bond v Kil in Iceland, with the lasers.

- Bond v Icarus, as he attempts to out-run the sun beam.

- CGI parasurfing.

- Bond v Zao car chase.

- Bond v Graves on the plane.

- Jinx v Frost on the plane.

- Bond & Jinx escape from the plane.

Casino Royale

- Bond v Fisher & Dryden in the opening sequence.

- Parkour!

- Embassy explosion.

- Bond v Dimitiros in the Bodyworks exposition.

- Bond foils the plot to blow up a plane.

- Bond v the African villains.

- Bond orders a vodka martini.

- Bond crashes the Aston Martin to avoid Vesper.

- Bond's torture scene.

- The sinking building scene in Venice.

- Bond introduces himself to Mr White.

Quantum of Solace

- Bond v Quantum car chase.

- Bond v Mitchell chase.

- Bond brawl with Slate.

- Bond's motorbike/speedboat rescue of Camille.

- Bond takes down Quantum agents during Tosca perfomance.

- Bond v Bolivian police.

- Airplane attack/skydive escape.

- Bond v MI6 agents.

- Bond v all vilains in the exploding hotel.

Skyfall

- Bond chases Patrice.

- MI6 explodes.

- Bond v Patrice, round 2.

- Bond fights Silva's men at the casino (with added dragons).

- Bond shoots Silva's bodyguards.

- Bond chases Silva through the Underground.

- Silva & men v MI6 to protect M.

- The Skyfall assualt (includes explosions).

- Bond v henchman in frozen lake.

- Bond kills Silva.

Hope that's enough to be going on with.

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