Dread Posted April 19, 2011 Report Share Posted April 19, 2011 The British don't understand common middle class American jobs? Think of realtors as chimney sweeps. That should help. Also Ian, come over, get up to the Canadian border and then give them the Secret Commonwealth handshake and they have to let you in! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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dc20willsave Posted April 20, 2011 Report Share Posted April 20, 2011 OH MY GOD! THAT IS FUCKING ADORABLE! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JackFetch Posted April 20, 2011 Report Share Posted April 20, 2011 Almost everything a cat does is adorable. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JackFetch Posted April 20, 2011 Report Share Posted April 20, 2011 I keep hearing about Chipotle, so I figured I'd check if there is one out here. Not only is there not, their advice is to move. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MaxPower Posted April 20, 2011 Report Share Posted April 20, 2011 Hahaha, move, that's fantstic. I wonder if they suggest that for everywhere, or just Alabama Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JackFetch Posted April 20, 2011 Report Share Posted April 20, 2011 My sister is kind of a moron. Would now be a good time to give you that hundred dollars I owe you? I've never known it to be a bad time for someone to hand me a hundred dollars. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dc20willsave Posted April 20, 2011 Report Share Posted April 20, 2011 It's worth it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KnightWing Posted April 20, 2011 Report Share Posted April 20, 2011 Okay, so a female relative of mine (high-school age) is currently having trouble fending off a guy who's asking her out on IM chat. I suggested that she tell him she's actually been betrothed since birth to another guy, so the matter's entirely out of her hands. And, by all accounts, the moron is buying it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Venneh Posted April 20, 2011 Report Share Posted April 20, 2011 You'd be surprised how much arranged marriages still happen. I have a friend who came here from India, her marriage was arranged, and by all accounts, she's not doing half bad with the guy, though it's not as bad as it was when it first started out. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KnightWing Posted April 20, 2011 Report Share Posted April 20, 2011 Well, yeah, but this is a guy that she's known for quite a while. So... the fact that it's working is pretty hilarious. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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KnightWing Posted April 20, 2011 Report Share Posted April 20, 2011 ^awesome^ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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SuaveStar Posted April 21, 2011 Report Share Posted April 21, 2011 I wonder if that episode will deal with Bert's very serious drinking problem. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stavros Posted April 21, 2011 Report Share Posted April 21, 2011 I wonder if that episode will deal with Bert's very serious drinking problem. Oh sure it's all about Bert's drinking, while Ernie's popping pills all day long and Oscar's handing out $5 blowjobs just so he can scrape enough together for his next heroin fix. I'm not even going to get into Cookie Monster (the 12 step sometimes food program did NOT work out). Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dc20willsave Posted April 21, 2011 Report Share Posted April 21, 2011 As for Elmo, let's just say his fur is really white, it's just red because of the splatter. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Stavros Posted April 22, 2011 Report Share Posted April 22, 2011 Community, 30 Rock, Parks & Rec, UFC Primetime, Archer and Smackdown on download and Chikara King of Trios 2010 on dvd. No work or obligations in sight. My favourite cereal, plus some cous cous and ice cream for later. Sometimes you know it's going to be a good day. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stavros Posted April 22, 2011 Report Share Posted April 22, 2011 Just made my own dairy-free turkey burgers from scratch. Followed the recipe, cooked them as recommended, in the end it probably cost twice as much as just buying some. And in order to hide the taste I had to slather them with ketchup. So now I've got four more unjustifiably expensive slabs of meat and onion sat in the fridge that I don't even want. Why do people cook? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KnightWing Posted April 22, 2011 Report Share Posted April 22, 2011 With turkey burgers, the secret is to cover them in salt. Also, try and use a castiron pan if you can; the flavoring will seep in. Be sure to get both sides somewhat browned; the softer they are, the more bland they are. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dc20willsave Posted April 22, 2011 Report Share Posted April 22, 2011 Just made my own dairy-free turkey burgers from scratch. Followed the recipe, cooked them as recommended, in the end it probably cost twice as much as just buying some. And in order to hide the taste I had to slather them with ketchup. So now I've got four more unjustifiably expensive slabs of meat and onion sat in the fridge that I don't even want. Why do people cook? With any cooking experience, it comes down to seasoning. Salt, pepper, and any number of other spices work. I sometimes like to add a little garlic powder to a burger. Also, if you still have any onion, try caramelizing it and adding that to the top of the burger. Also, I know you said you were going dairy free but adding some cheese is always good. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted April 22, 2011 Report Share Posted April 22, 2011 My cooking philosophy general goes as follows: when unsure, add oregano. Since I don't eat red meat, I substitute turkey for everything, so I'm quite used to it, but if you're going dairy-free, then try black pepper and garlic powder. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Molly Posted April 22, 2011 Report Share Posted April 22, 2011 Hi, I'm cumin. I make everything awesome. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted April 22, 2011 Report Share Posted April 22, 2011 Hi, I'm cumin. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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