James D. Posted June 19, 2011 Report Share Posted June 19, 2011 1. The best and most accurate way to describe any terrible piece of written, animated, or live-action media is with a picture of a baby strapped to some guy's chest. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted June 19, 2011 Report Share Posted June 19, 2011 2) Des is a huge fan of Brooks and Dunn. 3) Wonder Woman putting pants on was the greatest human tragedy of the 21st century. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dc20willsave Posted June 19, 2011 Report Share Posted June 19, 2011 4) It is, in fact, possible to have a conversation on the internet that occasionally doesn't resort to childish name-calling, bad grammar, and actual capitalization. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SuaveStar Posted June 19, 2011 Report Share Posted June 19, 2011 5) Anything you can do. John Glover, can do better. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted June 19, 2011 Report Share Posted June 19, 2011 6) Never play the Over the Hill game with Suavestar. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
James D. Posted June 19, 2011 Author Report Share Posted June 19, 2011 7. If it's on the AFI's top 100 list, SuaveStar doesn't like it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Molly Posted June 19, 2011 Report Share Posted June 19, 2011 8.) Batman could kick the fuck out of Jesus. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Koete Posted June 19, 2011 Report Share Posted June 19, 2011 9) Batman is also richer than God. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dc20willsave Posted June 19, 2011 Report Share Posted June 19, 2011 10) Posting while deeply drunk will bring hilarity for all involved with the possible exception of you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted June 19, 2011 Report Share Posted June 19, 2011 11) Cartoons are serious business. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stavros Posted June 19, 2011 Report Share Posted June 19, 2011 12) Smashing your head into a desk hurts for real. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dc20willsave Posted June 19, 2011 Report Share Posted June 19, 2011 13) If you get banned and honestly think you can fool everyone into thinking you're a new person when you try to register another account, you are sorely mistaken. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted June 19, 2011 Report Share Posted June 19, 2011 14) Packed hotel rooms beat karaoke any night. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stavros Posted June 19, 2011 Report Share Posted June 19, 2011 15. She had it coming. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted June 19, 2011 Report Share Posted June 19, 2011 16) If you call a guy Spike, even though his name is Buzz, he'll answer to it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
James D. Posted June 19, 2011 Author Report Share Posted June 19, 2011 17. Barbara cares deeply for Dick. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stavros Posted June 19, 2011 Report Share Posted June 19, 2011 18) Roger Moore in a View to a Kill is a useful standard for anecdotal carbon-dating. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
slothian Posted June 19, 2011 Report Share Posted June 19, 2011 19) Exaggerating your regional accent makes women squee if you're British. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted June 19, 2011 Report Share Posted June 19, 2011 20) More Ice Climbers. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Venneh Posted June 19, 2011 Report Share Posted June 19, 2011 21) There can never be enough Kate. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dc20willsave Posted June 19, 2011 Report Share Posted June 19, 2011 22) Posting on the boards can, in fact, be the difference between life and death. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SuaveStar Posted June 19, 2011 Report Share Posted June 19, 2011 23) Counting up to 52 can be a great thing. Counting down from 52 can make you want to gouge your eyes out with a stick. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MaxPower Posted June 19, 2011 Report Share Posted June 19, 2011 24) Nathan Fillon is the perfect choice for the lead in all fanboy movies. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Venneh Posted June 19, 2011 Report Share Posted June 19, 2011 25) There is not a straight man or gay woman alive who would not go for one or more of the following redheads: Scarlett Johansson, Christina Hendricks or Karen Gillan. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
James D. Posted June 20, 2011 Author Report Share Posted June 20, 2011 26. Never mention the name "Jack Napier" around Mike Sims. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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