George W.

You know, I've made it this far on the internet without being subjected to Goatse. Stavros, maybe you can layout some ground rules?

Sweet leaping Jesus in a smoking birch bark canoe, am I the designated rummy for these forums?!

It's a bad punchline without a set up. I used to live in Texas, and my first and middle names are George Walter. Hence, the Other George W.

Give him a few months. The guy is a modern Ahmed Johnson.

I'll echo what everyone has said, timing and delivery is the key to any joke. If you open with that, the only thing you'll hear from the audience is crickets chirping. If you said 16 year old, that could evolve into a a funny story. If you said 60 year old, that could evolve into a funny story. With the 6 year old, you have no where to go (unless your going for the nonsensical transition material)l.

So I just got the Ric Flair shoot interview... total length, with extras: 13 hours. Great googley-moogley, I need to sleep at some point.

I'm more looking forward to the joint column between Dan and Yoda on cartoon boobies. Fantastic stuff all week, Dan. Interesting to those of us whom aren't that familiar with the previous series, and a great nostalgia trip for those who know the Doctor's history.

I'm not that high on most of them. Benzai is getting decent, although he needs just a little more seasoning. That Guy in the Suede is okay, but I have a deep hate of anime that I can't watch. I love the Nostalgia chick, though. God, yes. Final Fantasy VIII part 4, in particular, is awesomeness incarnate.

I got this off JoBlo.com: My avatar pretty much says it all.

Sig'd.

Beth Phoenix was gone?

So Smallville hates everyone? The opener was crap and made no sense and the second episode with Clark working at the planet for no god dam reason was awesome, also he didn't have the glasses, yet. I haven't sat down to watch season seven yet and frankly I'm dreading it. I warned you a few weeks ago that the season opener was complete and total shite. The rest of the season gets a lot better.

Okay, here is everything from the Turkey fuckers (sorry, couldn't resist) at Wikipedia: So the 1955 date you've heard, Mike, is actually just when the oil refinery was established. The village/town/city/whatever was settled around 700 AD (although how long the town has had the name of Batman, which is also the name of the province and the river that runs through it, I haven't been able to find).

That was Mallrats, written and directed by Kevin Smith. And given most of Kevin's material throughout his career and his knowledge of comics, I don't think getting stoned was a necessity to write that down. I'll also point out that he's not the first one to think of that. Larry Niven wrote a a piece about it called, "Man of Steel, Woman of Kleenex".

It's like The Blair Witch Project meets Godzilla. The Last Starfighter

Smallville just ended. I'd just like to take this opportunity to say I fucking called it.

Fixed.

Taken from darkhorizons.com ... I need to find Millar's dealer.

It's supposed to be, but why is she in a crouch while the rest of the gang is has barely a knee bent?

Look closely...

In that case, here's a helpful tip for when it premieres: The season premiere is horrible. It might make you give up on the series. Ignore the temptation. The next few episodes are actually decent. The Lois & Clark stuff is really good.

Chloe becomes Brainiac.

:whistle: I figure that was not only a celebration of 3 years of podcasts from Earth-2, but a tease for a new podcast. I wonder WHO it might be about....