Dread

Hope it went well, Niki.

Also, welcome to the party Tom and Derrick.

Miss America Comics #1-This is just a non-issue. The story and art is bland. The character design is off from the cover to the interior (to the point of one being a hot blonde and the other being a mousy girl with glasses). I like a story that focuses on the women's war efforts of munitions manufacturing but it was still a lame duck. The backups all focus on Whizzer which is both the lamest Marvel character I can think of right now with the worst superhero name in history, next to Captain Piss. 4/10 Total Comic books: 164 Trade paperbacks: 9 Graphic novels: 1 Jan 01-Apr 21=105 comics, 4 TPBs...Joker's Asylum: Two-Face, Joker's Asylum: Poison Ivy, Joker's Asylum: Scarecrow, Joker's Asylum: Penguin, Joker's Asylum: Joker, Adam: Legend of the Blue Marvel #1, Vigilante #1, Fantastic Four #558-564, Harbinger: The Beginning, Simon Dark #10-17, Captain Britain and MI-13 #8-10, The Darkness #8-10, The Darkness: Lodbrok's Hand Oneshot, The Darkness #75, Battle for the Cowl: Underground, Battle for the Cowl: Arkham Asylum, Green Lantern #40, New Avengers #47, Mighty Avengers #20, Iron Man: The End, The End League #4-6, Kick-Ass #5, JSA: All-Stars, Battle for the Cowl: Network, Battle for the Cowl #3, Age of Desire, Poe #1, Jack Kirby's The Demon, Green Lantern #41, Battle for the Cowl #3, Battle for the Cowl Gotham Gazette Batman Lives, Batman #687, Green Lantern Corps #37, Monsters on the Prowl #20, DC Comics Classic Library Roots of the Swamp Thing, Sudden Gravity (a Tale of the Panopticon), Green Lantern Corps Through the Ages, Green Lantern #42, Batman and Robin #1, Young Allies #1, Blackest Night #1, BPRD: 1947 #1, Creepy #1, The Good, the Bad, and the Ugly #1, North 40 #1, Miss America Comics #1

Whatever do you mean?

That's gotta be the ugliest promo art I've ever seen. Sorry Bagley fans but that looks like amateur hour.

Thoughts in Earth-2.net: The Show 327 Blackest Night #1 BPRD: 1947 #1 Creepy #1 The Good, the Bad, and the Ugly #1 North 40 #1 Total Comic books: 163 Trade paperbacks: 9 Graphic novels: 1 Jan 01-Apr 21=105 comics, 4 TPBs...Joker's Asylum: Two-Face, Joker's Asylum: Poison Ivy, Joker's Asylum: Scarecrow, Joker's Asylum: Penguin, Joker's Asylum: Joker, Adam: Legend of the Blue Marvel #1, Vigilante #1, Fantastic Four #558-564, Harbinger: The Beginning, Simon Dark #10-17, Captain Britain and MI-13 #8-10, The Darkness #8-10, The Darkness: Lodbrok's Hand Oneshot, The Darkness #75, Battle for the Cowl: Underground, Battle for the Cowl: Arkham Asylum, Green Lantern #40, New Avengers #47, Mighty Avengers #20, Iron Man: The End, The End League #4-6, Kick-Ass #5, JSA: All-Stars, Battle for the Cowl: Network, Battle for the Cowl #3, Age of Desire, Poe #1, Jack Kirby's The Demon, Green Lantern #41, Battle for the Cowl #3, Battle for the Cowl Gotham Gazette Batman Lives, Batman #687, Green Lantern Corps #37, Monsters on the Prowl #20, DC Comics Classic Library Roots of the Swamp Thing, Sudden Gravity (a Tale of the Panopticon), Green Lantern Corps Through the Ages, Green Lantern #42, Batman and Robin #1, Young Allies #1, Blackest Night #1, BPRD: 1947 #1, Creepy #1, The Good, the Bad, and the Ugly #1, North 40 #1

I hope they keep it at that. Maybe adding Barry. I like a small team.

But Morrison's was actually a story and not a badly formed pastiche.

I also thought it was well-drawn. That's why it got a 1 and not a middle finger.

It was terribly non-sensical (and not in a good way), the characters were all misrepresented, it was incessantly repetitive and incessantly repetitive.

Nope. I was aggravated with it and angry for spending money on it, frankly.

Because Gaiman shit all over that first issue. So bad I couldn't care about the second. It wouyld get a fuck this book if I didn't love Andy Kubert on Batman. It was terrible.

I'm 29. Dan's 35. And if I reviewed it it would have gotten 1/5.

No, they do not.

And of Savage Dragon.

You, Kate Beckinsale and a bunch of dead people? You're a sick fucker Dubs. And I didn't even get to the part about the werewolf costume and the floatation devices. Well, now you're speaking my language...

You, Kate Beckinsale and a bunch of dead people? You're a sick fucker Dubs.

Yeah. I never thought about it that way but it's perfect. It's a great bad film. Michael Bay, take note.

But they're doing it at 2.99 a pop!

My fucking voice slipped out on me just now. Good I got a certain recording done but still have to do some episode 100 recording...and production...and writing...

Tesla and Black Sabbath for me! Have either of those bands made a record in your lifetime, Doug? I love it! Is it odd that I kind of like some Butch Walker music?

That second panel is priceless!

Gah; for a minute I read the text and got excited. Ditto