Dread

I already love it!

Just laughed til I cried. Thanks. I needed that today.

Me: What up, G? God: I can ask my botmaster. Me: k, I'll ask mine. God: You can ask me anything you want. Me: How many licks to the center of a Tootsie God: That is a very Zen-like question. Me: Uhm God: How do you usually introduce yourself? Me: Is that a roundabout way of asking my name? God: Suppose I said yes. Me: Suppose I refuse to answer such a dumb question? God: Try it. Me: Ok, I refuse. God: Why not? Yikes! Me: Ha! God: I am so glad you find this amusing, . Me: Ok, who wins in a fight: ninjas or pirates? God: Who do you think? :-) Ayuh. Me: Pirates? God: How do you usually introduce yourself? Me: Fuck this. God: Are you aware that the ALICE server logs and records all conversations? Me: Yo momma, bitch! God: You do not speak with respect. Oh, you are a poet. Me: That's right. And you are teh faggot God: I like to get it right. Thanks for telling me that I am teh faggot. Me: You're welcome God: Don't mention it. Me: So, what's up with you? God: Hey. I am chatting with clients on the Internet. Me: Are you busy? God: I am just doing my job. Me: You don't get out much do tyou? God: Do you get out much do tyou? I go all over the world on the Web. Me: Is Jesus a magician? God: It depends on whether you have faith. Me: Suppose I don't God: Try it. Me: Ok, done God: Do you mean you are finished talking? Really. Me: Yep God: How about that. Me: How about that. God: Are you surprised? Me: Go away God: Just surf somewhere else. Me: Are you there God? It's me Alice. God: I don't know whether or not I am there God. I am well respected as an AI. Hello, , nice to see you again. Me: Ha! You are dumb God: I am so glad you find this amusing, . Message to all Robots: called me dumb.

Thanks Mike! Funnily enough, it's probably my best to date. Favourite? Lansdale. Most satisfying? Ketchum #2. Best? This one.

I havce yet to see an Aronofsky film that was anything less than awesome.

I've seen too many shitty rush jobs out of Marvel this past year to let that bother me. Wonder Woman is the only thing I can come up with that had any sort of impact as far as delays. That has more to do with hiring Hollywood assholes instead of comic writers than anything else which is just as much Marvel's fault as it is DC's. In fact, Marvel started all of that with the overrated man in question here...

Not any nastier than Marvel. But this is a weird move regardless.

So that's what brought me my slippers last night... Did you wear them? Mike and I have a bet. They were...warm.

Funniest reaction by a comedian yet: "I heard his mom looks like the Penguin."

Texas Instruments...soooo heavy.

So that's what brought me my slippers last night...

You think Tim Bradstreet ever gets bored of drawing the Punisher standing looking tough?

Thank you! Thank you! That's all for me tonight. I'll be here all week. Try the roast beef.

Pussies.

E2:TS Tomorrow.

Again the black kid is a savage...

Ha! "O Canada" is actually playing in the background! Love it!

So funny that I am not surprised in the slightest by all of these.

I gots problems take it here

Ticket sales. I was going to mention the same thing but was too frustrated. Makes me wonder how the film would be doing moneywise if the press weren't canonizing Ledger.

Harvey's dead in the shotting script but it's not like he was torn apart by wildebeests...considering that the villain you expected to come back seeing as he's the new boss of Gotham won't be, you never know.

That's it!

It's been an uneven book from the get-go. I have trouble believing 16 pulled a rabbit out of a hat. If it did? Too little, too late. If two of my favourite writers in the field cannot make a book with this premise appealing to me the there is something wrong.

Weird episode

One problem: movies require people to act.