Yeah Doug, this is all your fault!
Happy birthday!
Pssh, What are you talking about?! I thought you were the scapegoat.
Actually, that's Morrissey. I think the comic's title is "Don't Invite Morrissey to Your Birthday Party."
But he can be whoever Doug (or you) wants him to be.
When I first saw him, I thought of the fonz. But he does look like David Tennant.
Anyway, Thanks for all the birthday wishes!