Dear new roommate,
The ad that we put out for the place said NO DRUGS. I thought that would make it clear. You seem like a cool guy, but on day one I come back from a walk to see you on the front step smoking a joint. Whatever, I can look the other way on that. Today you come back with a whole bunch of crap to grow plants in your closet. Um, fuck no. You can't do that here. We don't care if it's technically legal. We said NO DRUGS. Don't bullshit us. You say you talked it over with James. Bullshit. He never would have said it was okay. So we don't care if you're out $100 because we said no. Don't be such a pouty bitch about it. You should have expected this. The ad said NO DRUGS. Or were you high when you read the ad and missed that?