What are you looking for, in terms of cost, and what do you need it to do? I'll talk to my tech friend, he'll probably be able to help out.
Also, people continue to be made of fucking fail.
However, being drunk during it all helps. Up until you're at the point where you're trying to get people to the bathroom so that they can throw up, and making sure that everyone gets from one location to another okay.
DISCRETION, people.