slothian Posted November 1, 2004 Report Share Posted November 1, 2004 The IWC's favourite sons collide! Situation: Mario is plumbing in Benoit's Atlanta home. Benoit calls him up on his shoddy work and Mario, tough bastard that he is, doesn't take kindly to it. Things esculate to the point that Mario challenges Benoit to a fight on his terms and the Crippler, being the kind of guy he is, accepts. Mario leads him to the nearest warp pipe in Atlanta to transport them to a wrestling ring in the mushroom kingdom. Conditions: This is no holds barred in this match: Benoit has access to the usual wrestling weapons under the ring, whilst at ringside Mario has item blocks. Importantly though, he can't access the Invincibility star and there must be a clear cut decision from inside the ring. For this match, no interference either. Enjoy! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pablo Molinero Posted November 1, 2004 Report Share Posted November 1, 2004 "Ultimat?" Nice. Anyways, two words. Fire. Flower. Burninate the Badger Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Missy Posted November 1, 2004 Report Share Posted November 1, 2004 Benoit has jobbed to many opponents during the span of his 18 year career, whereas Mario has never jobbed over the course of his 23 years. Not once. Not even to Donkey Kong, Jr. (He let the baby have his pappy back.) So he isn't starting now. Plus, consider this: 01. If Benoit thought it was hard strapping the Crossface across the big nose of HHH, wait until he attempts that on Mario. He won't be able to lock his hands. 02. He can forget the Sharpshooter too, because Mario's legs are too stumpy. 03. The flying headbutt won't work either, 'cause Mario has been taking Koopa shells to the head for ages now. A falling Canadian ain't shit to him. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chops Posted November 1, 2004 Report Share Posted November 1, 2004 Mario's an Italian, so even if Beniot beats Mario, there will probably be an "accident" during his post match celebration. So out of fear, Beniot lays down for the 3 count. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr. Keith Posted November 1, 2004 Report Share Posted November 1, 2004 Sorry, I like Benoit and all, but Mario could prove him wrong any day of the week. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
J Marv Posted November 1, 2004 Report Share Posted November 1, 2004 Mario wins with the double stomp. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kscriv Posted November 2, 2004 Report Share Posted November 2, 2004 Benoit, he'd chop and break all the item boxes to start, then kick the shit out of him Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Missy Posted November 2, 2004 Report Share Posted November 2, 2004 Benoit, he'd chop and break all the item boxes to start, then kick the shit out of him Oh look. A Benoit fanboy. How cute. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cash Posted November 2, 2004 Report Share Posted November 2, 2004 I have one question before I pick... Can Benoit get fire power? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Missy Posted November 2, 2004 Report Share Posted November 2, 2004 I assume (and this is just a guess based on the initial set-up) that each character is limited to his own items. Meaning Mario can use the Fire Flower and Raccoon Tail, but not a chair or table. And vice versa for Benoit. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kscriv Posted November 2, 2004 Report Share Posted November 2, 2004 Benoit, he'd chop and break all the item boxes to start, then kick the shit out of him Oh look. A Benoit fanboy. How cute. Look at my avatar and sig buddy, does it look like my Mario fanboyism is present??? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Missy Posted November 2, 2004 Report Share Posted November 2, 2004 Benoit, he'd chop and break all the item boxes to start, then kick the shit out of him Oh look. A Benoit fanboy. How cute. Look at my avatar and sig buddy, does it look like my Mario fanboyism is present??? Duly noted. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The_Majestic Posted November 3, 2004 Report Share Posted November 3, 2004 Benoit feels the wrath of the double foot stomp. With Benoit stumbling around the ring Mario gets the Power of the Flower and burns Benoit to a crisp. Mario covers what's left of Benoit and gets the 3 count. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
slothian Posted November 3, 2004 Author Report Share Posted November 3, 2004 I have one question before I pick... Can Benoit get fire power? Mick Foley style, yes! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yarrik Posted November 5, 2004 Report Share Posted November 5, 2004 What?!?!? Benoit job to Mario????? FUUUUCK NO!! Benoit > Mario. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr. Keith Posted November 5, 2004 Report Share Posted November 5, 2004 What?!?!? Mario job to Benoit????? FUUUUCK NO!! Mario >>>>>>>>> Benoit Fixed. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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