Song Title Story


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I got curious. Here's my interpretation of stringing together these titles, in order (I used the first as the title:

I Can't Remember

When I come around, 30,000 pounds of bananas, man in the box: “Don't come around here no more. I hate everything about you, punk bitch.”

“I've got ten friends and a crowbar that says you ain't gonna do jack.”

“You're gonna go far, kid.”

"Okay, I believe you but my tommy gun don't"

“Hold on—call me when you’re sober.”

“Come back to me.”

“You give love a bad name.”

“I hope you die.”

“Relax.” The end of all hope.

“Should I stay, or should I go?”

“Go tell it on the mountain.”

“I love you, always and forever.”

“God hates us all, medicine eater.”

“I love it when you call me names. Jump in my car.”

Martial law; the city is at war. Duck and run—fucked with a knife. Sometimes, it hurts, piss virus. She gotta smile.

“Do you really want to hurt me?”

“Yes!” Out of touch, out of time. Lacey and Zoe-A. “It’s true.”

“I fought the law.”

“Cop killer, kool thing?”

“I ain’t goin’ down ‘til the sun comes up.” Obsession, like a virgin.

“Slip kid, no one knows. We are nameless.”

“Have yourself a merry little Christmas when the levee breaks.”

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I got curious. Here's my interpretation of stringing together these titles, in order (I used the first as the title:

I Can't Remember

When I come around, 30,000 pounds of bananas, man in the box: “Don't come around here no more. I hate everything about you, punk bitch.”

“I've got ten friends and a crowbar that says you ain't gonna do jack.”

“You're gonna go far, kid.”

"Okay, I believe you but my tommy gun don't"

“Hold on—call me when you’re sober.”

“Come back to me.”

“You give love a bad name.”

“I hope you die.”

“Relax.” The end of all hope.

“Should I stay, or should I go?”

“Go tell it on the mountain.”

“I love you, always and forever.”

“God hates us all, medicine eater.”

“I love it when you call me names. Jump in my car.”

Martial law; the city is at war. Duck and run—fucked with a knife. Sometimes, it hurts, piss virus. She gotta smile.

“Do you really want to hurt me?”

“Yes!” Out of touch, out of time. Lacey and Zoe-A. “It’s true.”

“I fought the law.”

“Cop killer, kool thing?”

“I ain’t goin’ down ‘til the sun comes up.” Obsession, like a virgin.

“Slip kid, no one knows. We are nameless.”

“Have yourself a merry little Christmas when the levee breaks.”

That made more sense then I thought it would.

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Who knows, maybe as a cheap book in the humor section of Borders or Barnes and Noble? I mean, someone may buy a book published by Earth-2, they buy this crap.

twilight.jpg

Or you could read it at one of the Windy City Story Slams, record it so we can hear peoples reactions.

Alice's Restaurant Massacree- Arlo Guthrie

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Who knows, maybe as a cheap book in the humor section of Borders or Barnes and Noble? I mean, someone may buy a book published by Earth-2, they buy this crap.

twilight.jpg

You see though, for all of Twilight's many, many, many flaws, it at least follows traditional story structure. God only knows how much effort had to be put in to make anything in the Song Title Story to be coherent, let alone have anything resembling characterization. At least Twilight has two-dimensional characters, descriptions, and a vaguely coherent plot. This, not so much. There, you made me defend Twilight. I'm off to drink to make myself feel less dirty.

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