Kscriv Posted May 13, 2010 Report Share Posted May 13, 2010 Well for those that don't go into the sports thread, as per the result of the Chicago Blackhawks finishing off the Vancouver Canucks in the NHL Playoffs I will have control of Des' forum name, avatar, custom status and signature for all of June. I'm looking for some fun ways to humiliate him for his false beliefs in Rochokeo Luongo and Da Swedish Wundertwins. Give me some ideas, and the best ones will be implemented. GO HAWKS GO!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted May 13, 2010 Report Share Posted May 13, 2010 I'd go with a Dan Slott theme, personally. Name - DanSlottRULZ Avatar - Slott with a heart drawn around him. Signature - A poem about how Dan Slott is ten times the writer Grant Morrison will ever be. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Missy Posted May 13, 2010 Report Share Posted May 13, 2010 I think DW nailed it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dread Posted May 13, 2010 Report Share Posted May 13, 2010 When this month is over, I will cut you all I Spit on Your Grave-style. I promise. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted May 13, 2010 Report Share Posted May 13, 2010 OH! Make his avatar humping Crossed retards! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Missy Posted May 13, 2010 Report Share Posted May 13, 2010 OH! Make his avatar humping Crossed retards! An image of the Crossed retards humping, or an image of Des humping a Crossed retard? 'Cause I can Photoshop the latter. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dread Posted May 13, 2010 Report Share Posted May 13, 2010 When this month is over, I will cut you all I Spit on Your Grave-style. I promise. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Venneh Posted May 13, 2010 Report Share Posted May 13, 2010 Something involving Moulin Rouge. So glad I'mma girl and that I don't have to worry bout the whole I Spit On Your Grave thing. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Koete Posted May 13, 2010 Report Share Posted May 13, 2010 OH! Make his avatar humping Crossed retards! An image of the Crossed retards humping, or an image of Des humping a Crossed retard? 'Cause I can Photoshop the latter. Can you Photoshop a signature of him fist bumping Dan Slott? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Missy Posted May 13, 2010 Report Share Posted May 13, 2010 Yup. I could also make the Crossed retard Slott. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dread Posted May 13, 2010 Report Share Posted May 13, 2010 FML Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SuaveStar Posted May 13, 2010 Report Share Posted May 13, 2010 I say have a picture of Des high fiving Dan Slott, while having quotes in the signature saying "Dan Slott=Win" and "That seals it. Dan Slot is my hero." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dread Posted May 13, 2010 Report Share Posted May 13, 2010 You're on my list, Austen. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SuaveStar Posted May 13, 2010 Report Share Posted May 13, 2010 You're on my list, Austen. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stavros Posted May 13, 2010 Report Share Posted May 13, 2010 Can't we use this opportunity to celebrate the masterpiece that was Countdown? Des spoke of it so warmly on those shows, lets use this to allow him to demonstrate his love for that incredible work that surpassed its predecessor in every imaginable way. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Koete Posted May 13, 2010 Report Share Posted May 13, 2010 D: The Last Countdown Fan Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted May 13, 2010 Report Share Posted May 13, 2010 A sample sig for Des. My name is Desmond Reddick and there are a few things you should know about me. 1) I suck at making bets. 2) I really like Dan Slott. A lot. I often imagine what the perfect human being would look like and I've decided that it can only be Dan Slott. He is the zenith of humanity and he often makes me question my own sexuality. 3) I believe Jack Kirby was nothing more than a cigar chomping old man that drew blocky heads. 4) I think Grant Morrison is a hack. 5) Whenever I'm down, I just pop in my favorite Nickelback CD, and my day is instantly brightened. 6) I find Audition to be an example of poor film making. 7) If I could only ever read one comic series for the rest of my life, it would be Countdown. 8) My dream job is to become the writer of Crossed. 9) Sometimes I like to wear high heels. 10) I own every episode of Baywatch Nights on laserdisc and watch them regularly. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SuaveStar Posted May 13, 2010 Report Share Posted May 13, 2010 You need to add Jim Califiore is my favourite artist, in any medium, ever. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Doug Posted May 13, 2010 Report Share Posted May 13, 2010 I'd go with a Doug theme, personally. Name - D0uGFTW:D Avatar - Doug first bumping the screen. Signature - A poem about how Doug is ten times the man he will ever be. I'm really thinking that every (regular) forum member should get a spot light on Dread's account. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
slothian Posted May 13, 2010 Report Share Posted May 13, 2010 I heartily endorse this thread as Des mocked my beloved team that I followed when I lived in Canada then forgot all about after moving home/the NHL Lockout, but still claim to be a fan of all the same, despite not bothering to check on wikipedia if I recognise anyone in the team. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dc20willsave Posted May 14, 2010 Report Share Posted May 14, 2010 Des, pointing out right now who hasn't added anything to this so when you bring your wrath down upon us, some of us might be spared. BTW, a quote to add to the sig, and this is paraphrasing something Des really said on one of the UStream convos, "If I have sex with a guy, I want one I can just throw down on the bed." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chadzilla Posted May 14, 2010 Report Share Posted May 14, 2010 You can always take his pic from the Birdemic thread and Avatarize it...literally. Just use that "make me a Navi" program. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dc20willsave Posted May 19, 2010 Report Share Posted May 19, 2010 A Picture of Carrie from Sex and the City and the title "I love Big." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stavros Posted May 19, 2010 Report Share Posted May 19, 2010 I think he's more of a Charlotte Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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