JackFetch Posted August 13, 2011 Report Share Posted August 13, 2011 HitFix can now confirm that Mike Myers just closed his deal to return to the role. Yep. "Austin Powers 4" is coming, officially. http://www.hitfix.com/blogs/motion-captured/posts/exclusive-mike-myers-is-signed-sealed-delivered-and-austin-powers-4-is-coming Mike Myers is one of those guys that is only good in certain things. In films that seems to be Austin Powers and Shrek. Everything else has bombed. By the way, I've got 5 bucks on it being called "The Shagging Daylights". Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stavros Posted August 13, 2011 Report Share Posted August 13, 2011 Live and let Shag You only shag twice Shag of solace? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SuaveStar Posted August 13, 2011 Report Share Posted August 13, 2011 Live and let Shag You only shag twice Shag of solace? Quantum of shagging Thundershag Goldenshag Moonshagger Diamonds are for shagging on A view to shag from Octopussies Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dc20willsave Posted August 13, 2011 Report Share Posted August 13, 2011 Shag Another Day One Shag is Not Enough Tomorrow Never Shags License to Shag Dr. No Means No Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stavros Posted August 13, 2011 Report Share Posted August 13, 2011 License to Shag Dr. No Means No Even more than Dr No means No (nice reference to The Critic there) License to Shag makes bond sound like an authorised rapist. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JackFetch Posted August 13, 2011 Author Report Share Posted August 13, 2011 My second choice would be Thunderballs. It probably wouldn't get past the MPAA, but I would love to see the poster. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SuaveStar Posted August 13, 2011 Report Share Posted August 13, 2011 On her majesty's secret shag Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
slothian Posted August 13, 2011 Report Share Posted August 13, 2011 This thread fills me with happiness. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dc20willsave Posted August 13, 2011 Report Share Posted August 13, 2011 The Man With the Golden Rod Moonshagger From Russia With Lust Never Say Impotence Again Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kscriv Posted August 14, 2011 Report Share Posted August 14, 2011 HitFix can now confirm that Mike Myers just closed his deal to return to the role. Yep. "Austin Powers 4" is coming, officially. http://www.hitfix.com/blogs/motion-captured/posts/exclusive-mike-myers-is-signed-sealed-delivered-and-austin-powers-4-is-coming Mike Myers is one of those guys that is only good in certain things. In films that seems to be Austin Powers and Shrek. Everything else has bombed. Wayne's World? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MaxPower Posted August 14, 2011 Report Share Posted August 14, 2011 I also really enjoy So I married an axe murderer. Austin Powers lines are some of my most quoted, outside of Ghostbusters, so I'm happy with this news. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stavros Posted August 14, 2011 Report Share Posted August 14, 2011 One things for sure. Some of the jokes in the film will feel older than Roger Moore in a View to a Kill. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Missy Posted August 14, 2011 Report Share Posted August 14, 2011 One things for sure. Some of the jokes in the film will feel older than Roger Moore in a View to a Kill. Post of the Day! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Garfield Posted August 14, 2011 Report Share Posted August 14, 2011 I can't help but notice how empty these spoof names would be without the word "shag". Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dread Posted August 16, 2011 Report Share Posted August 16, 2011 Mission Unshaggable. I believe that these will be stylized like the MI and/or Bourne films. I have that feeling. IN other news: why the fuck do we need this? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stavros Posted August 16, 2011 Report Share Posted August 16, 2011 Mission Unshaggable. I believe that these will be stylized like the MI and/or Bourne films. I have that feeling. IN other news: why the fuck do we need this? We don't, but the sagging green teats of the Shreck franchise have been sucked dry and Mike Myers doesn't know how to do anything else. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Koete Posted August 16, 2011 Report Share Posted August 16, 2011 I've been beaten to the punch. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stavros Posted August 16, 2011 Report Share Posted August 16, 2011 If that punch was aimed at Mike Myers' nutsack we were both beaten by the critical reviews and box office figures for The Love Guru. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Koete Posted August 16, 2011 Report Share Posted August 16, 2011 I would never aim a punch at Myers' nutsack; I'd be giving him a scene for his next movie for free. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JackFetch Posted August 16, 2011 Author Report Share Posted August 16, 2011 I would love to rip on The Love Guru but I never saw it. I just assumed it was shit from the trailers, the reviews, and everyone who did see it saying it was shit. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Venneh Posted August 16, 2011 Report Share Posted August 16, 2011 Cause the studios need guaranteed bank. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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