dc20willsave Posted March 2, 2010 Report Share Posted March 2, 2010 Showgirls is my favorite worst movie. How can you go wrong with a stripper who dances like she's having a seizure, doubles as a wave machine, and seems to beat up people everytime she's called a whore then proves them right a couple of scenes later. Plus the dialogue. "You fucked him." "No I didn't." "I saw you. You fucked him then you fucked her." "Once a ranger" does kinda suck because it does fuck with the timeline (Unless Rita and Zedd's kid matured as fast as Gwen Stacey"s did) and all of the rangers they got outside of Adam are kinda lackluster. "Forever Red" was a better episode other than it being more jerking off Jason Frank. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SuaveStar Posted March 2, 2010 Author Report Share Posted March 2, 2010 "Once a ranger" does kinda suck because it does fuck with the timeline (Unless Rita and Zedd's kid matured as fast as Gwen Stacey"s did) and all of the rangers they got outside of Adam are kinda lackluster. "Forever Red" was a better episode other than it being more jerking off Jason Frank. Which is the synopsis for Dino Thunder. Forever red is awesome. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KnightWing Posted March 2, 2010 Report Share Posted March 2, 2010 Forever Red is nice, but really short. Once A Ranger had Emma Lahana in it, so I was satisfied. Oh, and I like Taken. Lots of fun. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stavros Posted March 2, 2010 Report Share Posted March 2, 2010 Total Recall is the best worst movie I've ever seen. Wild Things. Its like the highest quality trash I've ever seen. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted March 2, 2010 Report Share Posted March 2, 2010 Paul W S Anderson is a creatively bankrupt director The first Resident Evil movie was a really clever Alice in Wonderland allegory that no one got, had Milla Jovovich in a miniskirt, and made references to Cube. He gets a pass. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MaxPower Posted March 3, 2010 Report Share Posted March 3, 2010 I dunno, Taken falls into this category of weird, because I expect Liam Neeson do be good in things. And he was. And people were killed. And it was all good, but the movie itself wasn't. A friend of mine said it best about Taken. "I really like Liam Neeson, I loved his character and I wanted him to win. But his daughter was just so annoying that I really didn't care if she lived or died." And Total Recall is probably my 2nd or 3rd favourite Arnie movie. What can I say, I'm a sucker for a girl with 3 tits and midget hookers. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KnightWing Posted March 3, 2010 Report Share Posted March 3, 2010 The daughter in Taken was really annoying at first, but once she was kidnapped, I really felt for her (and for Liam). Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted March 5, 2010 Report Share Posted March 5, 2010 Hellraiser III: Hell on Earth CD throwing cenobite. That's all that really needs be said. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JackFetch Posted March 5, 2010 Report Share Posted March 5, 2010 The daughter in Taken runs like she's falling forward. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aaron Robinson Posted March 5, 2010 Report Share Posted March 5, 2010 If there's anything that Luc Besson has taught me, it's that France is full of assholes. Everyone, from that little girl that's trying to sell you flowers to that seemingly kind old man that's trying to cross the street, secretly wants to stab you in the back. I was actually really surprised by how positive people were about Taken. Something about that film just rubs me the wrong way. I just didn't have any fun with it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JackFetch Posted March 5, 2010 Report Share Posted March 5, 2010 I hate everyone that isn't Liam Neeson in Taken. The spoiled bitch of a daughter. The cunt of an ex-wife who caused the daughter to get kidnapped in the first place by being a terrible parent. The dumbass friend of the daughter who's whoreish ways caught the eye of the kidnapper. I wish Liam Neeson would have just lost it and killed everyone. The scene after the credits would have been me applauding him. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MaxPower Posted March 5, 2010 Report Share Posted March 5, 2010 I definitely hated the friend more than the daughter, so I wasn't at all upset when she died. I bought it on Bluray, purely for how much of a badass I think Liam Neeson is in it. But I'm also a sucker for the whole 'ex-spy using his skills he learnt one last time' sort of thing... Maybe it's why I enjoy Burn Notice so much as well. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dread Posted March 5, 2010 Report Share Posted March 5, 2010 I guess that means I have to check out Burn Notice now... Am I crazy for thinking that was a TV show about firemen? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aaron Robinson Posted March 5, 2010 Report Share Posted March 5, 2010 If all you've ever seen about it is the title and a shot of the characters standing around, no. Burn notice isn't something you see thrown around every day. It's a fun show regardless. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MaxPower Posted March 5, 2010 Report Share Posted March 5, 2010 Haha, hadn't thought about it like that, but yeah the title could give a different idea. I've heard it described as two things 1. It's Bourne Identity on TV, and that's a good thing 2. This is shit, it's just a rip off of MacGuyver (I think that's a positive for it thought, hehe) It's definitely a fun show, doesn't take itself too seriously at all. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aaron Robinson Posted March 5, 2010 Report Share Posted March 5, 2010 MacGuyver I can kind of see, but the Bourne Identity? They both have spies, but that’s about where the similarities end. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JackFetch Posted March 5, 2010 Report Share Posted March 5, 2010 SNL did a sketch about the fact that nobody knows what Burn Notice is about. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Koete Posted March 6, 2010 Report Share Posted March 6, 2010 Since getting Netflix a few days ago, I've watched the following: The Boondock Saints The Big Lebowski Shadow of The Vampire Hollywoodland The Adventure of Sherlock Holmes' Smarter Brother Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Missy Posted March 6, 2010 Report Share Posted March 6, 2010 Sin City holds up well. I love this movie to death! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Missy Posted March 6, 2010 Report Share Posted March 6, 2010 Saw Zoolander for the first time just now. It was a lot better than I expected. Only laughed a few times, but in an odd way it held my interest. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stavros Posted March 6, 2010 Report Share Posted March 6, 2010 Zoolander is a grower not a show-er. You might not laugh as much as with say Anchorman, but its got some really fun sequences and characters. The walk-off is tremendous, and the petrol-fight is always laugh-out-loud funny. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SuaveStar Posted March 6, 2010 Author Report Share Posted March 6, 2010 Zoolander is a grower not a show-er. You might not laugh as much as with say Anchorman, but its got some really fun sequences and characters. The walk-off is tremendous, and the petrol-fight is always laugh-out-loud funny. Plus Will Ferrell is awesome. This was before he started doing all his sports comedies. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Missy Posted March 6, 2010 Report Share Posted March 6, 2010 Zoolander is a grower not a show-er. You might not laugh as much as with say Anchorman, but its got some really fun sequences and characters. The walk-off is tremendous, and the petrol-fight is always laugh-out-loud funny. I hate Anchorman! Anyway, yeah, the walk-off and gas fight were two of the best sequences. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Molly Posted March 6, 2010 Report Share Posted March 6, 2010 Little Shop of Horrors: Concentrated awesome. One of my favorites. The scene between the masochistic patient, played by Bill Murray and the Sadistic Dentist, the only role I don't hate Steve Martin in, is by far my favorite, but the movie is class, all the way through. Time Bandits:Terry Gilliam tries to make a kids movie, produces cinematic abortion. Cameos from Sean Connery, John Cleese and Shelly DuVall were not enough to make me not hate this. David Warner as the villain, not enough to save this. How can a movie about time traveling dwarves robbing Napoleon be this bad? How? Out of five stars, fuck this movie. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SuaveStar Posted March 6, 2010 Author Report Share Posted March 6, 2010 Time Bandits:Terry Gilliam tries to make a kids movie, produces cinematic abortion. Cameos from Sean Connery, John Cleese and Shelly DuVall were not enough to make me not hate this. David Warner as the villain, not enough to save this. How can a movie about time traveling dwarves robbing Napoleon be this bad? How? Out of five stars, fuck this movie. Terry Gilliam did Fear and loathing. That gets him a pass, everything else he's made has verge on mediocre, to just plain shite* *I don't count Python films, as he co-directed most of them with Terry Jones. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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