Rjoyadet

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  1. I find Titanixploitation to be my second worst hated form of safe for work exploitation. The first being something I call L.L.W.F.A.I.O. which stands for Lookie Lookie! Which Friends Actor is On!!! While LLWFAIO is still being used in television I am glad that in film it never made it past the Lost in Space remake.
  2. On the subject of having an okay movie out but wanting to see a good version. How about a remake of Ray Bradbury's movies. I do not think I have met a person who saw "Farenheit 451" and wanted to see it remade.
  3. At least Namor has not tried to mimic Neymar.
  4. Sorry so late, I wanted to wish you a happy birthday as well!
  5. Is Arisiacon a reference to Lensmen or Green Lantern?
  6. Is Neil to Once Upon A Time as Rory is to Doctor Who?
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  8. More to showcase the song than the anime. Zoe Poledouris All is Well
  9. I was under the impression that Orwell was a student of Huxley. I could see the 1984 connection to communism with "Ingsoc." I thought BNW was a reaction to Facism due to the political movements at the time of its publication. One difference between the books that really jumps out to me is the authority figures. In BNW the most powerful character is Mustapha Mond while Big Brother is acknowledged but never there in the flesh. I thought that was one thing that Orwell did better than Huxley, but that is just opinion. Shortly after reading BNW I came across Heinlein's "Stranger in A Strange Land" and found part 1 to be the opposite of Brave New World. From small things like Malthusian breath mints (parodying all the malthusian devices in BNW) to having the weak passive Michael change the world as opposed to the aggressive John being destroyed by the state. Or I could just be over-analyzing an Iron Maiden song. lol
  10. Watching the original Lost in Space on Hulu. I keep expecting the second doctor to show up and feel a bit sad when he doesn't. Even if Episode 23 had the consolation prize of future Lennier going up against future Snake Plissken.
  11. Whenever I go ice skating I listen to "Hall Om Mig" and try to channel the energy from this AMV. One time when I finished i overheard another skater saying I took the ice like a boss.
  12. Twister was the only movie on this list I saw. I did not pick Dracula because I think people are tired of vampires. Even if Nic Cage's uncle is producing it. If there will be a Frankenstein movie the monster will be a superhero, I do not know if the actual Dr. Frankenstein would be in it. Never heard of Center Stage or a Walk in the Clouds.
  13. The outcry of the latest Noah movie has been that it is not faithful to the original material. As someone who enjoys Bible stories I will try to compare a Noah movie and see what all the fuss is about. ] We start with text saying that poetic license was taken for dramatic effect. This could have been interesting. There is much speculation about what the world was like before the flood. Passages like Genesis 6:4 give the impression that more than just humans were around. The mention of beings being half sons and daughters of God and half human have led to the belief of ancient giants descended from humans and angels. I even once heard a theory of them being the children of humans and demons. Since they were also described as the heroes of old I interpreted this theory as meaning only one thing. ! But no, There is no bronze age Yu Yu Hakusho. Instead it starts with senseless killing, only one man is disgusted by this. Noah, played by Jon Voight. Noah turns down an invitation to an orgy and goes to his family. His sons ask him whether he brought home any spoils of war including severed body parts. Noah tells a story about a bee and they all start buzzing. One lady asks about her husband Lot and the boys insult her saying that he is avoiding her. She gets mad and charges them but the boys dodge her and she falls into a dye vat. Now this scene shows that the poetic license means taking the story of Noah and replacing it with the story of Abraham. Now I do not see what the problem is, it is not like Abraham is the father of one faith. He is the father of three religions, Judaism, Christianity and Islam. Fun fact! this was banned in Malaysia for its depiction of Noah and Lot was seen as sacrilegious. Like in the story of Abraham, god warns Noah that Sodom and Gommorah will be destroyed. It is then that Abraham .... pardon me Noah asks for a sign that he is real. G-d responds by sending 32 bit lava all around a terrified Noah. This could be seen as a reference to the story of Elijah who finds God not in lightning, fire and storms but in a still small voice..... wait! that is more of a contradiction. Anyway Noah bargains with god, saying if he could find ten good people then the city would be spared. Like in the Bible Noah (Abraham) could not and they escape. The sad scene of Lots wife turning into a pillar of salt as she takes one last look at the life she left, is replaced with the silly scene of Lots wife turning into a pillar of salt as she wants to see Sodom burned, Lot makes a whoop whoop face and snaps of her finger. Noah stops a group from sacrificing a young lady played by Sidney Poitier (the daughter of the actor not the actor) by asking god to basically destroy them all. Which he does. The banter of the priests pre smote reveal to the audience that this is meant to be a comedy. This brings up the question how does an audience with a fanatical devotion to something respond when the object of their affectioned is parodied? Noahs family come across a junk dealer headed to Sodom. Noahs wife smugly informs him that Sodom has been destroyed by god. It is now that Noah receives instruction on building the ark. But rather than showing him taking years, thus giving a lesson on diligence and persistence, god drops the supplies at his front door, has the instructions in a secret code that only noah could understand. A short while later god gets impatient and finishes it up by magic. God brings the animals and the neighbors get angry. They go to kill him and the rain comes they have to move to the ark quickly but they have enough time for Noahs sons to kidnap.. I mean rescue their girlfriends. The world is flooded and all the animals are getting along. Woah! do not remember that part in the Bible and it turns out that the Ark is not the only vessel, because the junk dealers wagon has become a boat. The junk dealer introduces firmented fruit juice to Noah. Now many scholars do point out Noah as the first person in the Bible to get drunk but it happens after the flood not during. While drinking Noah claims that the boys and their girlfriends must be celibant on the ark. (never brought up in the Bible) This is the part that anyone who have seen this movie remembers. Not only does the junk dealer find a way to build a boat immediately but so do the wicked people. Did god immediately build boats for them? Even though he brought the flood to drown them? We see that it was the angry neighbors who have all become pirates. Pointless sword fight, to show that the captain is evil enough to kill his own men. and who is the Captain? It is Lot who is even sporting an eyepatch! Pirates lay siege and they all fight back in a way that makes Hook look like Captain Blood. Eventually the pirates fire and noah prays for god to destroy them, god complies. After that excitement there is good weather and everyone gets bored. The sons toss some bottles overboard to see if they are going in circles. They come across it again and Noah is mad that he lost his bottles not that they were going in circles. They go crazy. One tries out for Waterworld another for Hamlet and Noahs wife wears white make up and only speak in rhyme while riding a horse. Noah hears from god and god decides to kill all man. Probably after seeing everyone so loony. But Noah outsmarts god by dancing for him. This pleases god and he spares humanity. Then they send the ravens and later the dove who comes with the branch. They land on ground and see the rainbow. The sons are married to their victims... I mean girlfriends. They go their separate ways, exactly what I would do after spending so long in an ark. Now the Darren Aronofsky may have taken poetic license but I cannot imagine it to be any worse than this movie. oh and Happy April Fools everyone!
  14. In my former job I knew someone who named their dachshund "Lightning." I later found out she had anther dog named "Mater" I realized that they were named after Lightning McQueen and TowMater from "Cars" the movie franchise that made me lose a lot of respect for Pixar. I am convinced she was my opposite because when I first met her she identified said that "The Big Bang Theory" was retarded. (I am not making a generalization about people who hate TBBT, I was surprised there were still people out there insensitive enough to use the word retarded). A few weeks later I brought up the Transformers series and she proclaimed that "Revenge of the Fallen" was genius (I am shamelessly making a generalization about people who think that the second Transformers movie was a masterpiece). If Bills brother was named Lighning for the same reasons, he has my deepest sympathy.
  15. My ideal entrance for the master would be the doctor and companion locked away in a building with a group of others. Every hour a doll version of someone shows up in random spots and they die (or disappear) at the end of that hour. In other words, the classic master. However rather than turning people into dolls he uses dolls to taunt the doctor. The clock that marks the hour could distract the doctor, since that is the form that the Masters Tardis has taken in the past.
  16. I only saw one episode of UFO and I remember one sequence rubbing me the wrong way. On the moon base there was a series of push buttons to get food, and it was all organized by nationality. I realized that if I was ever there I would starve since Belize does not have a food associated with them. Maybe since I am American born I could eat all the deep fried and sugary things and see whether I die of obesity or cavities first.
  17. Wasn't Soma used in Blake's 7 although it was used in water rather than in the air?
  18. I apologize I could not resist.
  19. The part about villains in "Crimson Horror" reminded me of Mark Hamill. When he was hired to do a voice in the English dub of "Nausicaa of the Valley of Wind" he admitted that it was a challenge for him to play a sympathetic villain. He was so used to playing the just evil villain like the Joker or Muska in "Castle in the Sky."
  20. The first time I saw this was in "The Menagerie" and recognized it for showing the original pilot. I recently saw the pilot a couple of months ago and now see how the set was very similar to the 1956 movie "Forbidden Planet" I am glad the aesthetics of the later episodes changed to become its own thing. http://startrekfactcheck.blogspot.com/2013/07/gene-roddenberrys-cinematic-influences.html
  21. That is better than my theory. I thought he was trying to play an evil Bill Gates. He certainly looks different than the DVD cover which shows a much younger Val Kilmer with short hair and wearing a leather jacket.
  22. Has anyone seen the movie "Hardwired?" I thought it was a goofy 90's cyberpunk movie, but it was released in 2009. It has Michael Ironside in it but I found his performance to be leagues better than everyone else in the movie. Especially Val Kilmer.