Aaron Robinson

Dixie Carter vs. Twitter, live on PPV.

I can’t click it at work, but I guess it would just effectively remove the punch line from most of the strips. And yeah, certain strips would definitely be more depressing:

In what other format could a “topic last for so many posts” though? Conversations like this exist because of the Internet.

He looks creepy as fuck, but I don't see him slobbering uncontrollably at the sight of a young boy. That said, if there are screenshots that do imply such a thing, please feel free to never post them. Ever.

It's more like Zelda than anything else.

W... wow. That's just... I don't have any words.

Well, that sucks. Hopefully they get someone decent to replace him. My hopes aren't high though.

Gawd damn. Rango was a lot of fun.

Finally, Blinx: The Time Sweeper will get the respect it deserves.

Nah man, stick to your guns. I think you really should tell him outright that there's no way it's happening and that he needs to look elsewhere if he wants to experiment like that. Three years is a long fucking time to pursue someone for one experimental night anyway, I mean you'd think he'd get the hint after being rejected the first few times. Well, that's a bit unfair. There are people who've spent decades questioning their sexuality. There's just better ways to go about it. It turns out it's much easier to make broad generalisations about people than to look at them individually. It's just something you'll have to get used to, sadly.

I just hope it's called 5inal Destination.

Hate to bump this again but:

Getting your eyelids tattooed might be a good way of subliminally advertising. EXTRA on one eyelid, LIVES on the other. Although it might just result in a whole lot of people buying this.

It's only 800 points? Daaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaang that's good.

I would listen to a band named Sparklefuck.

If anyone wants to get a tattoo to promote our show, I suggest a tattoo of me on the left side of your face, a tattoo of DW on the right, and EXTRA LIVES (bold print) just below the neck. We accept no responsibility for any lost job opportunities or abandoned friendships that happen as a result of this.

Take the quiz! Charlie Sheen v Muammar Gaddafi: whose line is it anyway?

Psssh. What has science ever brought us anyway?

Gene. Gene. A thousand times Gene.

Oh of course, I just wanted to give a head’s up that hey, there’s a bit of nudity. That sounds fantastic and really inspiring.

I like this. It's a pretty cool idea. Although I'll just quickly add that some of it is NSFW.

It sounds like a lot to accomplish in one movie. As much as I liked The Dark Knight, it felt a little crowded and awkwardly paced. I was kind of hoping for a simpler story this time around, so that it could flesh out the characters a little bit more. I think the idea would work better spaced over two movies.

I know a way to fix that!