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Shaggy has a waxed mustache and sleeve tattoo. Velma is three feet tall and flying a drone. SCOOBY DOO IS COMMUNICATING VIA EMOTICON HEADSET. ...Disgusting, but Future Quest sounds great.

I did too, but there was always the question of his race, a couple characters ask if he's Hispanic or black, too. Edit: Oh! I've seen a couple episodes of The 100, Michelle is a fan. This guy isn't a bad actor.

They had me at Freddy Mercury.

Well, John Goodman is always a plus.

Constantine: There are a million reasons why this film shouldn't work (making John American, making John Keanu, Shia LaBeuof being a thing, Etc. But! It so works! Great cast, fun story, totally underrated.

I'd say his utter lack of personality is more damning, but that's me. I don't know if anyone on that list screams "Han Solo" to me. Maybe Eastwood, I guess.

He didn't die. He just went home. <3

Um, how had John Goodman not been mentioned yet? Do a Coen brothers movie (my money is on Barton Fink), something more recent (Monsters Inc., Argo) and most importantly, the Brothers Wison must discuss King Ralph.

Brooklyn 99 has done a wonderful job of filling the Parks and Recreation shaped hole in my heart.

As a massive Incredible Herc fan, the idea of Chulk is perfect for me. I'll definitely pick up the TPB, but issue by issue is too rich for my blood.

It's super not good.

They got Luke Cage to say "Sweet Christmas." Anything is possible. Cumberwumbers looks fantastic. And it's too bad that Mads will probably be covered in CGI Fire.

I was just joking to my family that the real reason we celebrate on December 25th is that it's Lemmy's birthday. Fuck. The man left a legacy of destruction that few will ever challenge. A god.

It's not just the incinerator, the daycare and the evil toys there and Lotso's story and the fact that the puppy was way older than it should have been and the fact that their solution of being saved by Bonnie buys them another decade, maybe. If I want "life is terrible and everyone you will ever love will leave you and die," there are plenty of movies for that, and I've enjoyed a few of them. That whole nihilistic mentality doesn't work when it's being espoused by a cartoon cowboy and marketed with toddler toys.

Trainwreck: More of the same from Apatow, though redeemed by a fantastic cast. Amy Schumer is hilarious, and Bill Hader might be the most under-appreciated man in show business. John Cena was a delight, as well. Toy Story 3: I hadn't seen this before tonight and could not have been more disappointed. It's a very well made film, technically speaking. It's got a great cast and fantastic moments of comedy. But it is so unceasingly grim. It's not a movie I want my son to watch. I don't want to watch it a again. I get that Pixar is trying to impart the hard lessons and all, but Jesus, this just wasn't fun to watch.

I'm the one Deadpool fan remaining and this still looks awesome.

Final Tally: Star Wars: Battlefront (Wife) The nerdiest quilt in the land (Wife) Good Eats: The Early Years, The Official John Wayne Grilling Cookbook, and Street Food (Mother-in-law) Hawkeye, vol 1-3 by Aja and Fraction (Me/Santa?) Homemade Kaluha and Irish Cream (My mother) ------- The boy child was ridiculously spoiled, I'd list his haul, but I don't have all night.

Top Chef. I need the big money.

Merry Christmas, gang! Tonight I made Cornish game Hens with a honey and tumeric glaze, green beans with seared pork belly and garlic mashed potatoes for the in laws. Michelle finished the meal with a pumpkin Swiss roll. I'll update with gift highlights later. Off to my family's farm tomorrow!

HUGE SERIOUS MEGA SPOILER Do not click if you haven't seen the film.

The battle van shooting manhole covers sold me. That and the possibility of watching Tyler Perry painfully mutate into a giant fly, ala Goldblum.