Erin B. Posted November 18, 2008 Report Share Posted November 18, 2008 Hey D.W. I know my college has a creative writing minor, but it works well with an English literature major. As far as jobs, may I suggest working in a bookstore, which can only help your writings (trust me on this), working finding a job on campus like in a writing lab as a tutor, or getting some of your stories published. I know it's a tough time D.W., but you'll get through it. Believe me, I've been there, though I cannot say that any of my ex-boyfriends ever became a porn star, then tried to convert me. The worst any of them did was to tell my friends that we were breaking up, before telling me. If you need an ear to bend, I've got two and there is no waiting. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted November 18, 2008 Report Share Posted November 18, 2008 Ha. The job I just quit was at a bookstore. And to clarify, the porn star and the Jesus Freak are two separate ex-girlfriends. The girls that choose to date me are weird, but not THAT weird. But yeah, I was working on a Film major/Creative Writing minor before I dropped out the first time. I completely slacked off and got put on academic probation. I was a freaking idiot five years ago. I'll likely have this job thing sorted out by the end of the week hopefully. Didn't mean to go all emo on everyone, but I was going insane this morning. Thanks again. You guys are the best. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dan Posted November 18, 2008 Report Share Posted November 18, 2008 My college girlfriend, whom I have not seen in over 12 years, just found me on Facebook and told me she was still in love with me. 12. Years. I am, and have always been, a magnet for crazy. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Erin B. Posted November 18, 2008 Report Share Posted November 18, 2008 Methinks that the human race in general is just fucking crazy. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted November 18, 2008 Report Share Posted November 18, 2008 Methinks that females in general are just fucking crazy. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Erin B. Posted November 18, 2008 Report Share Posted November 18, 2008 I hope you're not lumping me into that crazy female category. Just because I have tits does not mean I'm fucking crazy. That only happens once a month, during a full moon. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted November 18, 2008 Report Share Posted November 18, 2008 Of course not... Don't make eye contact guys. They can smell the fear. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dan Posted November 18, 2008 Report Share Posted November 18, 2008 Just to clarify: does this "having tits=fucking crazy" hypothesis apply to flabby man-boobs? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Erin B. Posted November 18, 2008 Report Share Posted November 18, 2008 Relax. All I do is have some chocolate and I'm fine. What can I say, it's my kryptonite. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Erin B. Posted November 18, 2008 Report Share Posted November 18, 2008 Dan I would have to say very probably, especially when the Red Sox are playing. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dan Posted November 18, 2008 Report Share Posted November 18, 2008 Dammit. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MaxPower Posted November 18, 2008 Report Share Posted November 18, 2008 Flabby man boobs, hehehe. Reminds me of Peter Griffin's 'side boob' show Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Erin B. Posted November 18, 2008 Report Share Posted November 18, 2008 ... I think I need to go to walk away. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Koete Posted November 18, 2008 Report Share Posted November 18, 2008 D.W., I think my college Salisbury U has a creative writing major. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted November 18, 2008 Report Share Posted November 18, 2008 Thanks for the link. I don't think there's a chance of me getting in anywhere without some community college under my belt (my high school run was a joke), but at least I have some nearby options now. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Molly Posted November 18, 2008 Report Share Posted November 18, 2008 So, my girlfriend was diagnosed with mono this morning. I'm (hopefully) immune, due to my bout with mono in HS, but I'm still taking care of her, since I have the apartment, instead of just a regular dorm room. I'm a freakin' saint. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dread Posted November 18, 2008 Report Share Posted November 18, 2008 Preston: here's hoping she's back to a left and a right channel soon. Hey-o! Sorry, old mono joke. I was lucky enough to never have had it but a couple of my friends did and it was lame. My best for a speedy recovery. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
James D. Posted November 18, 2008 Report Share Posted November 18, 2008 I thought if you got mono, it could resurface at any time for the rest of your life; not that you become immune to it after you get it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted November 18, 2008 Report Share Posted November 18, 2008 Yeah, but once you get past a certain age, it's pretty much impossible to contract. Unless you're a pedophile. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SuaveStar Posted November 18, 2008 Report Share Posted November 18, 2008 Yeah, but once you get past a certain age, it's pretty much impossible to contract. Unless you're a paedophile. Whys everyone looking at me? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted November 18, 2008 Report Share Posted November 18, 2008 A pedophile is someone that preys on young girls, not grandmothers. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stavros Posted November 18, 2008 Report Share Posted November 18, 2008 A pedophile is someone that preys on young girls, not grandmothers. Mothers, lock up your mothers, Suavestar's back in town Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SuaveStar Posted November 18, 2008 Report Share Posted November 18, 2008 Oh thank god! Now back to work on breaking that old womens glasses, hearing aid and trying to get this weekend off..... Oh, and I just have to! I thought if you got emo, it could resurface at any time for the rest of your life; not that you become immune to it after you get it. unsure.gif Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SuaveStar Posted November 18, 2008 Report Share Posted November 18, 2008 Mothers, lock up your mothers, Suavestar's back in town Looks like I have a new signature! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stavros Posted November 18, 2008 Report Share Posted November 18, 2008 Mothers, lock up your mothers, Suavestar's back in town Looks like I have a new signature! Glad could sum up your unseemly predilections in a manner you find pleasing. :happy: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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