Fat DJ Posted November 24, 2004 Report Share Posted November 24, 2004 So, this one may take some explaining. In the Hulk Hogan/Parallax fight, what happened was that Hulk Hogan, the participant of that match, managed to steal Hal Jordan's rings; as Parallax's weakness is the evil color yellow. As this new Hulk Hogan/Parallax supreme being of ultimate power, Hulk Hogan rewrote time to make HIMSELF Batman, thus creating Halk Batgan. The Vaders, fused by a toaster, also took quite a beating at the hands of the Donnas. Luckilt, Darth had a trick up his sleeve, called the ultimate rape combo. He pinned Donna, Sunny, and the Bodydonnas down with his force powers, and he and Big Van used his force-rape skills to dominate them in a rather brutal sense. However, such physical intrusion caused all of the beings involved to FUSE into one ultimate many armed and legged being. Thus, the DonVaders were created. In such a battle, there can only be one winner, and you are deciding that winner. I should also note that while these creatures merged, all of their strengths combined, and none of their weakenesses. I feel it's safe to say these are the two most powerful beings ever conceived. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fat DJ Posted November 24, 2004 Author Report Share Posted November 24, 2004 I fucked up the banner, it should read "Halk Batgan" not "Hulk". Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
James D. Posted November 24, 2004 Report Share Posted November 24, 2004 Wow. Some people are smoking the cheeba too much. Anyway, the combined might of Hogan's politcking, Batman's overall godliness and Parallax's infinite power into one being are too much for the DonVaders and anyone else for that matter. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr. Keith Posted November 24, 2004 Report Share Posted November 24, 2004 I will never vote for something involving Hogan; no matter how many times he politics his ass into the next round, I refuse to pick him. The DonVaders will win! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Morphine Jim Posted November 24, 2004 Report Share Posted November 24, 2004 Gotta go with the Caped Cruhalkster. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skyre Posted November 24, 2004 Report Share Posted November 24, 2004 Geez!! My internet messes up for 2 days and this whole website is a mess when I get back here. WTF is wrong with you people!!!!!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fat DJ Posted November 24, 2004 Author Report Share Posted November 24, 2004 This has been going on for longer than two days. The conclusion? You don't pay Earth-2 enough attention. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cash Posted November 24, 2004 Report Share Posted November 24, 2004 I voted for Halk. I just don't see how the Politic can be stopped by the DonVaders. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fat DJ Posted November 24, 2004 Author Report Share Posted November 24, 2004 Halk made me vote for him, over Tammy Lynn Sytch AND Laura Prepon. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr. Keith Posted November 24, 2004 Report Share Posted November 24, 2004 :bang: Hogans already lost twice in a roll and was even kicked off one of the rounds, so he can't be allowed to win the Final Round! Fight the politics, people, fight it!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Missy Posted November 25, 2004 Report Share Posted November 25, 2004 What if there's another fucking tie? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fat DJ Posted November 25, 2004 Author Report Share Posted November 25, 2004 We're more screwy than Vince Russo on cocaine. We'll explain it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Missy Posted November 25, 2004 Report Share Posted November 25, 2004 Should I be afraid? Because I have to tell you, I am. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr. Keith Posted November 25, 2004 Report Share Posted November 25, 2004 DJ will probably go along with his plan anyway, whether there is a tie or not. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yarrik Posted January 2, 2005 Report Share Posted January 2, 2005 Well, the Donvaders have one it seems... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fat DJ Posted January 2, 2005 Author Report Share Posted January 2, 2005 Sorry, the laze took over again. I promise, as soon as school starts, I'll be motivated again. (Having time off sort of sucks all the drive to do anything out of me.) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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