Molly Posted April 21, 2015 Report Share Posted April 21, 2015 Two two and a half minute trailers better not be ninety percent of the movie. We're looking at a six minute runtime then. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dread Posted April 21, 2015 Report Share Posted April 21, 2015 Yeah, let's cut out the ridiculousness. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gareth Posted April 22, 2015 Report Share Posted April 22, 2015 Yeah, let's cut out the ridiculousness. That's exactly what they did. They cut out all the ridiculous dinosaur fighting and "Chris Pratt badassery" BS and selected enough clips to spell out the entire plot in 2 minutes. Two two and a half minute trailers better not be ninety percent of the movie. We're looking at a six minute runtime then. I'm sure you understood what I meant and your snarky runtime response was a joke, but to clarify: You've seen 90% of the substance of this movie, probably more. Nothing in the film will surprise you in the slightest after having seen that tralier, I guarantee you. This movie looks like complete shit, cut the budget down by 100 mil and you have an asylum production. A bunch of studio exects got together and said "people love Chris Pratt, people love dinosaurs" that seems to be the amount of creative energy that went into making it. I'm not going to waste my time on this Shlock. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dread Posted April 22, 2015 Report Share Posted April 22, 2015 Dude. We get it. You think it's going to be the worst movie ever made based on a two minute trailer. Why don't you shut up and allow some other people be excited for it? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gareth Posted April 22, 2015 Report Share Posted April 22, 2015 You guys can be excited as long as I can be critical. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dread Posted April 22, 2015 Report Share Posted April 22, 2015 You've said your piece. Quit unnecessarily shitting on people's opinions. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Davedevil Posted June 10, 2015 Report Share Posted June 10, 2015 Just saw it, thought it was pretty good. Great action, bit brutal at times but never really went too far with it. A little too many references to the original, with one very meta conversation about it, but whatever. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
You Know Who Posted June 10, 2015 Report Share Posted June 10, 2015 Will be reviewing this for a HubPages article within the next week. The link will be in the Shameless Self-Promotion section. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
You Know Who Posted June 17, 2015 Report Share Posted June 17, 2015 Will be reviewing this for a HubPages article within the next week. The link will be in the Shameless Self-Promotion section. Done. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Molly Posted June 17, 2015 Report Share Posted June 17, 2015 Loved every second of it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
You Know Who Posted June 17, 2015 Report Share Posted June 17, 2015 So did I, but as someone who wants to be a science writer, I felt the need to evaluate it critically. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rjoyadet Posted November 24, 2015 Report Share Posted November 24, 2015 After seeing the final battle with the Indominus Rex, I was ready to hear the T-rex say. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
S-T Posted December 9, 2017 Report Share Posted December 9, 2017 They're making another one, which made me look to see if there is an existing thread on the fifth movie. There isn't, but my thought applies here too. The premise is absurd. There is no way this would be allowed to operate after three dinosaur rampages. However, it was entertaining for what it was. It would have been better as a reboot. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Missy Posted December 9, 2017 Report Share Posted December 9, 2017 Agreed. At some point the island would be quarantined and / or nuked (with the excuse being it was a test of a new missile). And that's the movie I want to see: 25 years after the island was nuked, a team of scientists make landfall to see how the nuclear fallout affected the local vegetation and wildlife, little-knowing man-made dinosaurs recently roamed the land. What they find are nuclear-mutated beasts of all sorts, including super dinosaurs, and they have little hope of escaping. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
You Know Who Posted December 9, 2017 Report Share Posted December 9, 2017 1 hour ago, The Master said: Agreed. At some point the island would be quarantined and / or nuked (with the excuse being it was a test of a new missile). That's sorta kinda happening in the next film (see new thread w/trailer). Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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