Stavros Posted June 16, 2010 Report Share Posted June 16, 2010 Ok, so Adam is in the garden of Eden, and God says to him "Adam, I can make you a companion, someone who will prepare food for you, clean you and cater to your every whim". Adam says "well how much would that cost?", God replies "An arm and a leg". "What can I get for a rib?" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KnightWing Posted June 16, 2010 Report Share Posted June 16, 2010 That joke makes women laugh every time. Or castrate you. One of the two. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stavros Posted June 16, 2010 Report Share Posted June 16, 2010 Ah misogyny. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dc20willsave Posted June 16, 2010 Report Share Posted June 16, 2010 Well, today has been interesting. Just so very interesting that I have no words for it so I'll make one up: Salrequomanith. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Professor Posted June 17, 2010 Report Share Posted June 17, 2010 So, I am an ass apparently. I learned that I got a waitress fired last night. I went out to eat with a few friends. We ate and we paid. On the way out, I saw some other friends and went over to say hello. Hello turned into hanging out for an hour or so. They get their checks and I get one as well. The only thing on mine is a group gratuity. I refuse to pay because I ordered nothing from this waitress. So she got fired after I left for having an unpaid check. Fun times. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Missy Posted June 17, 2010 Author Report Share Posted June 17, 2010 That's bullshit. Go back in and talk to the manager, 'cause that's no one's fault but the pissy manager's. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Koete Posted June 17, 2010 Report Share Posted June 17, 2010 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Missy Posted June 17, 2010 Author Report Share Posted June 17, 2010 What am I not getting? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dan Posted June 17, 2010 Report Share Posted June 17, 2010 Plastic Man is the dress. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JackFetch Posted June 17, 2010 Report Share Posted June 17, 2010 What am I not getting? I almost posted the same thing. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Missy Posted June 17, 2010 Author Report Share Posted June 17, 2010 I knew I should have recognized the stripe! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aaron Robinson Posted June 18, 2010 Report Share Posted June 18, 2010 http://www.conveythis.com/translation.php Translate any sentence up to 54 times. Marvel at the results. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aaron Robinson Posted June 18, 2010 Report Share Posted June 18, 2010 Plastic Man is the dress. She's also clearly some kind of shapeshifting dolphin lady. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Aaron Robinson Posted June 18, 2010 Report Share Posted June 18, 2010 I love Nedroid. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Koete Posted June 18, 2010 Report Share Posted June 18, 2010 I want a Battle-Ready Battle Dracula. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ShaunKL Posted June 18, 2010 Report Share Posted June 18, 2010 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Koete Posted June 18, 2010 Report Share Posted June 18, 2010 A lesson in grammar. Not Safe For Work Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dc20willsave Posted June 18, 2010 Report Share Posted June 18, 2010 Awesome Chris. I forgot how fun it was to make playlists and burn CDs. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Koete Posted June 19, 2010 Report Share Posted June 19, 2010 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dc20willsave Posted June 20, 2010 Report Share Posted June 20, 2010 Just ate chicken and cheesy potatoes in Shawshank Prison. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JackFetch Posted June 20, 2010 Report Share Posted June 20, 2010 I knew Leia was a freak. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dc20willsave Posted June 20, 2010 Report Share Posted June 20, 2010 And I just caught my second garter in a row. Think the universe is trying to tell me something. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stavros Posted June 20, 2010 Report Share Posted June 20, 2010 Just ate chicken and cheesy potatoes in Shawshank Prison. "I wish I could say Will ate the good chicken and cheesy potatoes that day. I wish I could say that, but prison is no fairy-tale world..." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MaxPower Posted June 20, 2010 Report Share Posted June 20, 2010 Does chewy's tongue have nostrils? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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