Favorite Pick Up Line


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What's your favorite line? Im going to cop out and say 2.

"Hey, Do you believe in Love at First Sight, Or Should I Walk by Again?"

"Hey if you were a pirate, would you have a parrot on this shoulder *wrapd arm around them* or this shoulder?"

Edit: Doesnt need to be a Line you've ever said.

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Wow. Those are bad!

Honestly, I've never used one, so I don't have any.

That said, my cousin met his wife by using this: "Are those moon pants you're wearing, because your ass is out of this world." Amy must have been really drunk to have fallen for that!

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Wow. Those are bad!

Honestly, I've never used one, so I don't have any.

That said, my cousin met his wife by using this: "Are those moon pants you're wearing, because your ass is out of this world." Amy must have been really drunk to have fallen for that!

There great because there chessy!

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Preston, that one is fantastic.....

My all time favorite is

- "Fuck me if I'm wrong, but is your name Yolanda!"

Some others off the top of my head....

- "I've lost my phone number, can I have yours"

- "How do you like your eggs in the morning? Poached, scrambled or fertilized"

- "I may not be great looking, but I'm the best you'll ever get"

- "I'm new in town, can I have directions to your house"

- "Can I buy you a drink, or do you just want the money?"

etc, etc,

Oh one my brother came up with

- "Of all the ugly girls here, you're the best looking"

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"Please, please, please, please have sex with me."

Yeah, that one never really works for me, thankfully they're too deaf to notice by the time I get to them :devil:

"Fuck me if I'm wrong, but is your name Yolanda!"

You know how many women I've met called Yolanda? Suprisingly a lot.

My favourite pick up line is:

You me and early bird special....

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