Doug Posted November 6, 2008 Report Posted November 6, 2008 What's your favorite line? Im going to cop out and say 2. "Hey, Do you believe in Love at First Sight, Or Should I Walk by Again?" "Hey if you were a pirate, would you have a parrot on this shoulder *wrapd arm around them* or this shoulder?" Edit: Doesnt need to be a Line you've ever said. Quote
Missy Posted November 7, 2008 Report Posted November 7, 2008 Wow. Those are bad! Honestly, I've never used one, so I don't have any. That said, my cousin met his wife by using this: "Are those moon pants you're wearing, because your ass is out of this world." Amy must have been really drunk to have fallen for that! Quote
James D. Posted November 7, 2008 Report Posted November 7, 2008 "Hey, babe. I hear you like food. I like food, too. Wanna fuck?" Quote
Doug Posted November 7, 2008 Author Report Posted November 7, 2008 Wow. Those are bad! Honestly, I've never used one, so I don't have any. That said, my cousin met his wife by using this: "Are those moon pants you're wearing, because your ass is out of this world." Amy must have been really drunk to have fallen for that! There great because there chessy! Quote
Guest Posted November 7, 2008 Report Posted November 7, 2008 "Hi, I'm Desmond Reddick." I use that one all the time but all I ever get is a drink thrown on me. Quote
Missy Posted November 7, 2008 Report Posted November 7, 2008 Warning: This is not safe for work! From Shark Attack 3: Megalodon: Quote
slothian Posted November 7, 2008 Report Posted November 7, 2008 If that's John Barrowman, that's the best ironic chat-up line ever. Quote
Molly Posted November 7, 2008 Report Posted November 7, 2008 Well, that's just crude. "You wanna take me back to your apartment and choke me, while I touch myself?" Quote
JackFetch Posted November 7, 2008 Report Posted November 7, 2008 I prefer: Hello. Works more than any of those others do. Quote
MaxPower Posted November 7, 2008 Report Posted November 7, 2008 Preston, that one is fantastic..... My all time favorite is - "Fuck me if I'm wrong, but is your name Yolanda!" Some others off the top of my head.... - "I've lost my phone number, can I have yours" - "How do you like your eggs in the morning? Poached, scrambled or fertilized" - "I may not be great looking, but I'm the best you'll ever get" - "I'm new in town, can I have directions to your house" - "Can I buy you a drink, or do you just want the money?" etc, etc, Oh one my brother came up with - "Of all the ugly girls here, you're the best looking" Quote
Dread Posted November 7, 2008 Report Posted November 7, 2008 "Hi, I'm Desmond Reddick." I use that one all the time but all I ever get is a drink thrown on me. Never works for me either. I "met" a girl at a party in my wild youth with: "Did it hurt?" "Huh?" "When you fell from heaven, did it hurt?" Quote
Dan Posted November 7, 2008 Report Posted November 7, 2008 "Please, please, please, please have sex with me." Quote
SuaveStar Posted November 7, 2008 Report Posted November 7, 2008 "Please, please, please, please have sex with me." Yeah, that one never really works for me, thankfully they're too deaf to notice by the time I get to them :devil: "Fuck me if I'm wrong, but is your name Yolanda!" You know how many women I've met called Yolanda? Suprisingly a lot. My favourite pick up line is: You me and early bird special.... Quote
Chops Posted November 7, 2008 Report Posted November 7, 2008 "Who wants to take my sexy ass home?" I've actually gone home with a girl after saying that at the bar Quote
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