SuaveStar Posted June 4, 2011 Report Share Posted June 4, 2011 You know, some people that I know, should just go fuck themselves. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Professor Posted June 6, 2011 Report Share Posted June 6, 2011 Fuck you cable company. You have a technical error that raises my bill $22. Key words: You, Error. Yet when you fix this error, my bill is somehow still $13 higher. When I ask why, you say you fixed the error. Yet somehow, my next bill will be at the normal price. Yeah, $13, but still. You are all asshats. This is all. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dan Posted June 7, 2011 Report Share Posted June 7, 2011 Slowest. Day. EVER. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dan Posted June 24, 2011 Report Share Posted June 24, 2011 So, is there something in some kind of manual that dictates IT guys have to talk to people like they're brain damaged four-year-olds? No, as a matter of fact, I don't have my Windows certification. I must have had something better to do that day. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Koete Posted June 24, 2011 Report Share Posted June 24, 2011 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dan Posted June 24, 2011 Report Share Posted June 24, 2011 That's precisely who came to my desk today. He harrumphed, and sighed, and did what he needed to do while berating me as a moronic simpleton. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Venneh Posted June 25, 2011 Report Share Posted June 25, 2011 Well, we know that the fire alarms in the building work now. One of my roommates was cooking somethng with oil involved and he wasn't watching it, and then it kinda set off the alarm. We found a way to manually turn it off now, I guess, and he's keeping a closer eye on it, but that was a fun wild scramble. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted June 26, 2011 Report Share Posted June 26, 2011 I love whenever I search for "cheap, healthy meals" and I get 84 pages assuming that I'm the Iron Chef. If I knew how to sauté things, I wouldn't be using Google. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Venneh Posted June 26, 2011 Report Share Posted June 26, 2011 Saute = throw everything into a wok or pan on high, coat the bottom with some sort of oil, and cook it all together, moving everything with a spatula. Like stir-fry. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted June 26, 2011 Report Share Posted June 26, 2011 At what point in my life would I have ever purchased a wok. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Venneh Posted June 26, 2011 Report Share Posted June 26, 2011 You'd be surprised. If nothing else, they make great assault weapons. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dc20willsave Posted June 26, 2011 Report Share Posted June 26, 2011 Saute = throw everything into a wok or pan on high, coat the bottom with some sort of oil, and cook it all together, moving everything with a spatula. Like stir-fry. Close but there's more to it than that. For a good saute, you'll need a fair sized pan. Don't use a wok. You want the food to make a single layer and enough space that you can move around the ingredients. Make sure to keep your pieces small, heat your oil or butter first and you'll add your food just a bit before it starts to smoke. Also, you only need enough oil or butter to lightly coat the bottom of the pan. Too much can be counter-productive to the cooking process. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Venneh Posted June 26, 2011 Report Share Posted June 26, 2011 I was more going for the translation from cooking school to English, but that works too. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted June 26, 2011 Report Share Posted June 26, 2011 Maybe I should move to Cairo and learn how to wok like an Egyptian. Yeah... I know. I'll get my coat. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Koete Posted June 26, 2011 Report Share Posted June 26, 2011 Maybe I should move to Cairo and learn how to wok like an Egyptian. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dan Posted June 28, 2011 Report Share Posted June 28, 2011 Fuck Ikea. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
slothian Posted June 28, 2011 Report Share Posted June 28, 2011 You know you're mother's slightly disappointed in you when she opens your bank statement and bursts into tears when seeing how frequently you shop at an off licence. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MaxPower Posted June 28, 2011 Report Share Posted June 28, 2011 Why is your mom opening up your bank statement? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Missy Posted June 29, 2011 Author Report Share Posted June 29, 2011 Yeah, that's what I was wondering, too. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stavros Posted June 29, 2011 Report Share Posted June 29, 2011 That's weird on several levels, and also why I haven't let anyone in my family near my bank statements in 6 years. If they want to know they have to ask me (for the sake of setting my cash up for uni I did tell my parents). Also maybe it's time to shop elsewhere? Spent much of last week and today working side my side with a card-carrying member of the BNP, who for you yanks are our ultra-right wing single policy racist party (they want all non-whites & immigrants forcibly removed). For all the slurs against women, gays and non-whites I've heard in my job I've never actually met someone who might mean them in anger, but it turned out that the subject itself never came up and he was polite, personable, hard working and capable. Which I guess is why I was so disappointed when I found out. It's a good job our Polish lads are on holiday, could have caused issues. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Venneh Posted June 29, 2011 Report Share Posted June 29, 2011 Fuck me. I just lost my job cause my monitors weren't measuring up. Anyone know anyone hiring in Madison? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stavros Posted June 29, 2011 Report Share Posted June 29, 2011 Wow, that sucks Hannah, I'm sorry. Hope you find something new. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dan Posted June 29, 2011 Report Share Posted June 29, 2011 Shit, Hannah, I'm sorry. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SuaveStar Posted June 29, 2011 Report Share Posted June 29, 2011 Fuck. Sorry Hannah. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dc20willsave Posted June 29, 2011 Report Share Posted June 29, 2011 Damn Hannah, that blows. Honestly, start putting in applications anyplace, only thing I can say. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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