Koete Posted April 12, 2010 Report Share Posted April 12, 2010 For your gift, Darkseid will Omega Sanction you to any point in history you choose.* *If he's in a good mood and doesn't just give you a Justifier birthday hat that is! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted April 12, 2010 Report Share Posted April 12, 2010 Have a good one Desrick! Your Dan Slott omnibus is in the mail. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Venneh Posted April 12, 2010 Report Share Posted April 12, 2010 Happy birthday, Des! For your gift, Moulin Rouge has now been erased from existence. Have a good one! Also, lots of alcohol. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Missy Posted April 12, 2010 Report Share Posted April 12, 2010 Welcome to the club, brother! Have a great one! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aaron Robinson Posted April 12, 2010 Report Share Posted April 12, 2010 Have a good one. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SuaveStar Posted April 12, 2010 Report Share Posted April 12, 2010 Happy birthday. This year, I give you some Jim Calafiore original Catman art! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stavros Posted April 12, 2010 Report Share Posted April 12, 2010 Enjoy your birthday while you can Desmond, it may be your last. MWAHAHAHAHA!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dc20willsave Posted April 12, 2010 Report Share Posted April 12, 2010 Happy birthday Des. I've tried for like ten minutes to think of something witty but nothing's coming to mind so just Happy Birthday. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
slothian Posted April 12, 2010 Report Share Posted April 12, 2010 Mr Doomsday is how old again?! Yeesh! Well, enjoy it as best you can, sir! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DCAUFan1051 Posted April 12, 2010 Report Share Posted April 12, 2010 hope you have a great day. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dan Posted April 12, 2010 Report Share Posted April 12, 2010 Have a great one, sir! Welcome aboard! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Molly Posted April 12, 2010 Report Share Posted April 12, 2010 Happy birthday, bro. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dread Posted April 12, 2010 Report Share Posted April 12, 2010 Thanks guys. I think I'll ask Darkseid to send me back to Saturday night so I can punch Darryll when he introduced the bottle of Tequila... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
D-Man Posted April 12, 2010 Report Share Posted April 12, 2010 Dread, no punch you could deliver could equal the pain I was in on Sunday. Besides, as I recall, your last coherent words were, "Tequila, I hate this stuff," as you poured it into yourself like it was nectar of the gods. The thing about tequila is that after the first or even the second shot you feel like a million bucks. Then it kicks you in the stomach like a machine designed exclusively for the purpose of kicking you in the stomach. Then you are harnessed and locked into this machine for about the next twelve to fifteen hours. During this phase, sensors linking the machine with your brain register every time you even think about food and the machine kicks you in the stomach. Later, when the machine is finally removed from your body, it is placed inside a glass case at the back of your closet. Attached to the case is a tiny hammer and a sign. The sign reads: "In case of Dread's birthday, break glass." See you next year, Stomach Kicking Machine. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nicolette Opal Posted April 12, 2010 Report Share Posted April 12, 2010 This guy looks pretty un-stoked: Have a better birthday than this guy. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mrs Des Posted April 15, 2010 Report Share Posted April 15, 2010 This guy looks pretty un-stoked: Have a better birthday than this guy. Hey! I made that cake and it was damned good! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mrs Des Posted April 15, 2010 Report Share Posted April 15, 2010 Dread, no punch you could deliver could equal the pain I was in on Sunday. Besides, as I recall, your last coherent words were, "Tequila, I hate this stuff," as you poured it into yourself like it was nectar of the gods. The thing about tequila is that after the first or even the second shot you feel like a million bucks. Then it kicks you in the stomach like a machine designed exclusively for the purpose of kicking you in the stomach. Then you are harnessed and locked into this machine for about the next twelve to fifteen hours. During this phase, sensors linking the machine with your brain register every time you even think about food and the machine kicks you in the stomach. Later, when the machine is finally removed from your body, it is placed inside a glass case at the back of your closet. Attached to the case is a tiny hammer and a sign. The sign reads: "In case of Dread's birthday, break glass." See you next year, Stomach Kicking Machine. Seriously, we're attempting Tequila again? Fancy another fine walk home, D-Man?! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DCAUFan1051 Posted April 15, 2010 Report Share Posted April 15, 2010 hope ya have a good one. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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