Dread Posted June 3, 2008 Report Share Posted June 3, 2008 A student just pointed out how cynical I am today...time to lighten up. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JackFetch Posted July 8, 2008 Report Share Posted July 8, 2008 6 year old: My brother has a girlfriend. She's white. Me: What does that have to do with anything? There is nothing wrong with that. 6 Year old: Yes there is. And he turned around and left. What the fuck? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dread Posted July 20, 2008 Report Share Posted July 20, 2008 TOTALLY forgot to mention this last week but before and at times during Hellboy 2, two girls sitting in the row behind us were talking about DK and about how one went to a costume party with a bunch of friends dressed in a Batman theme. She was talking about how long she took turning a bikini and leaves/flowers into a totally awesome but very revealing Poison Ivy costume. She went on to say how self conscious she felt wearing it and didn't have it perfect because she couldn't find a green nylon bodysuit so she got pale green thigh high stockings. I decided not to turn and lear both to see how hot she could ossibly be and to make it noticeable that people could hear her during the movie but after the movie, the credits are rolling and we stand up and she says, "I would totally go bi for Selma Blair" and I look behind to see the hottest redhead I have ever seen in my life, tv, movies, magazines and otherwise. Smoking hot. I almost said "I'd risk the poison"...you know if I wasn't a pussy or married. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dan Posted July 20, 2008 Report Share Posted July 20, 2008 TOTALLY forgot to mention this last week but before and at times during Hellboy 2, two girls sitting in the row behind us were talking about DK and about how one went to a costume party with a bunch of friends dressed in a Batman theme. She was talking about how long she took turning a bikini and leaves/flowers into a totally awesome but very revealing Poison Ivy costume. She went on to say how self conscious she felt wearing it and didn't have it perfect because she couldn't find a green nylon bodysuit so she got pale green thigh high stockings. I decided not to turn and lear both to see how hot she could ossibly be and to make it noticeable that people could hear her during the movie but after the movie, the credits are rolling and we stand up and she says, "I would totally go bi for Selma Blair" and I look behind to see the hottest redhead I have ever seen in my life, tv, movies, magazines and otherwise. Smoking hot. I almost said "I'd risk the poison"...you know if I wasn't a pussy or married. Again, I say... you lucky bastard. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dread Posted July 20, 2008 Report Share Posted July 20, 2008 Well, she wasn't wearing the costume at the time! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
James D. Posted July 20, 2008 Report Share Posted July 20, 2008 She was naked?! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dread Posted July 20, 2008 Report Share Posted July 20, 2008 She was naked?! In my eyes she was... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted July 20, 2008 Report Share Posted July 20, 2008 Earth-2.net, where redhead fetishists can feel at home. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Missy Posted July 20, 2008 Author Report Share Posted July 20, 2008 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dan Posted July 20, 2008 Report Share Posted July 20, 2008 :urock: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
James D. Posted July 21, 2008 Report Share Posted July 21, 2008 Hair color doesn't matter in the slightest to me. I mean, I loves me a redhead, but I don't care if they have purple hair with neon green highlights. Hot is hot. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted July 21, 2008 Report Share Posted July 21, 2008 I once knew a girl that never got a single date until she died her hair purple. True story. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
James D. Posted August 5, 2008 Report Share Posted August 5, 2008 The other day, one of my co-workers came up to my register to buy a half dozen doughnuts and this happens: (He leans down and takes a sniff of the box of doughnuts) and he whispers, "Smells like pussy!" Now...I am no expert on women, but I've never encountered a vagina that smells like fresh baked glazed doughnuts. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JackFetch Posted August 5, 2008 Report Share Posted August 5, 2008 Now...I am no expert on women, but I've never encountered a vagina that smells like fresh baked glazed doughnuts. If I ever do, I'm going to marry her. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
James D. Posted August 22, 2008 Report Share Posted August 22, 2008 This isn't a "Did I just hear that?" It's a "Did I just see that?" I just watched a Capri Sun commercial on Cartoon Network that had a guy flopping around on a dock (as if he was a fish out of water) and then I see a chihuahua in a snorkel and goggles along with a shark walk up. The shark proceeds to squirt a Capri Sun package all over the guy on the ground and I swear to God it looked like the shark was taking a piss all over the guy because of the way the camera angles were situated. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dan Posted August 22, 2008 Report Share Posted August 22, 2008 Did it make you want to run out and buy a Capri Sun? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
George W. Posted August 22, 2008 Report Share Posted August 22, 2008 Capri Sun: It's shark piss! Yeah, I should have pursued a career in advertising. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Koete Posted August 22, 2008 Report Share Posted August 22, 2008 Here's another one for "Did I just see that?" http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YvvJvXGydww TMNT as an anime is quite strange to say the least Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Doug Posted September 15, 2008 Report Share Posted September 15, 2008 Im trying to make this, A more family friendly show! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Missy Posted September 15, 2008 Author Report Share Posted September 15, 2008 HA! Did I really say that? :laugh: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skyle Posted September 16, 2008 Report Share Posted September 16, 2008 The other day, one of my co-workers came up to my register to buy a half dozen doughnuts and this happens: (He leans down and takes a sniff of the box of doughnuts) and he whispers, "Smells like pussy!" Now...I am no expert on women, but I've never encountered a vagina that smells like fresh baked glazed doughnuts. I think someone was trying to impress you with his knowledge of pussy. Overheard: "Hi, how are you? I know. It's not Friday. We're not on vacation. It's shitty outside. I'm gay." - Coworker to client on phone Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Doug Posted September 16, 2008 Report Share Posted September 16, 2008 HA! Did I really say that? :laugh: About 41 minutes in the show. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GoFlash Posted September 20, 2008 Report Share Posted September 20, 2008 The other day, one of my co-workers came up to my register to buy a half dozen doughnuts and this happens: (He leans down and takes a sniff of the box of doughnuts) and he whispers, "Smells like pussy!" Now...I am no expert on women, but I've never encountered a vagina that smells like fresh baked glazed doughnuts. I think someone was trying to impress you with his knowledge of pussy. I think someone did the exact opposite. This from a service representative at a certain airlines once, almost 3 years ago when my daughter was 15 months old and we were flying back to Hawaii: "All right, sir, I have you and your wife in seats 12A and 12B, and the baby in seat 25D." I took a deep breath and said as calmly as I could "Think about what you just said." I actually had to explain why this fell into the category of Not A Good Idea. Oy. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SuaveStar Posted September 20, 2008 Report Share Posted September 20, 2008 This from a service representative at a certain airlines once, almost 3 years ago when my daughter was 15 months old and we were flying back to Hawaii: "All right, sir, I have you and your wife in seats 12A and 12B, and the baby in seat 25D." I took a deep breath and said as calmly as I could "Think about what you just said." I actually had to explain why this fell into the category of Not A Good Idea. Oy. Well, maybe they wanted to give the baby a window seat? Airlines-we do the little things to piss you off, because we can. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stavros Posted September 20, 2008 Report Share Posted September 20, 2008 This from a service representative at a certain airlines once, almost 3 years ago when my daughter was 15 months old and we were flying back to Hawaii: "All right, sir, I have you and your wife in seats 12A and 12B, and the baby in seat 25D." I took a deep breath and said as calmly as I could "Think about what you just said." I actually had to explain why this fell into the category of Not A Good Idea. Oy. Well, maybe they wanted to give the baby a window seat? Airlines-we do the little things to piss you off, because we can. Maybe no one wanted the seat next to the emergency exit. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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