Missy Posted May 9, 2007 Report Share Posted May 9, 2007 James, get ready to shit your pants... again. Rumor has it that Jessica Biel is being strongly considered to play Chun-Li in the new live action Street Fighter film. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JackFetch Posted May 9, 2007 Report Share Posted May 9, 2007 While I love Biel, isn't Chun-Li .........Asian? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stavros Posted May 9, 2007 Report Share Posted May 9, 2007 Who cares, thats still some kinky shit right there. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted May 10, 2007 Report Share Posted May 10, 2007 Yeah, because there's not a single good Asian actress available, huh? What's wrong with Zhang Zhi, Shi Qi, or Maggie Q? They do realize that they're supposed to be re-doing this movie because the first one was so UNTRUE TO THE FUCKING SOURCE MATERIAL WITH STUPID CASTING THAT DIDN'T EVEN MATCH THE CHARACTER'S RACES right? This just in, Balrog is going to be played by that kid from Malcolm in the Middle. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
James D. Posted May 10, 2007 Report Share Posted May 10, 2007 I'd like to say I'm surprised, but I'm not. It seems like video game movies are almost inherently guaranteed to suck. They should get that guy who played Willard to be E. Honda. Makes just as much sense as casting Biel as Chun-Li. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Missy Posted May 10, 2007 Author Report Share Posted May 10, 2007 Okay, let's have fun casting the "perfect" Street Fighter movie. Bison: George Carlin Blanka: Jay Leno Chun-Li: Roseanne Barr Dhalsim: Paul Reubens Guile: Dan Aykroyd Honda: John Goodman Ken: Mel Brooks Ryu: Rick Moranis Sagat: Bob Saget Vega: Bronson Pinchot Zangief: Yakov Smirnoff Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dread Posted May 10, 2007 Report Share Posted May 10, 2007 I'd pay to see Smirnoff as Zangief... "In Soviet Russia, fight streets you!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
James D. Posted May 11, 2007 Report Share Posted May 11, 2007 Balrog: Gary Coleman Bison: Soupy Sales Blanka: Lewis Black Chun-Li: Dakota Fanning Dhalsim: Hank Azaria (think about it) Guile: Howard Stern Honda: Bill Nye the Science Guy Ken: Keith Richards Ryu: Joe Pesci Sagat: Tim Curry Vega: Carlos Mencia Zangief: Eddie Izzard This cast would pwn, btw. EDIT: Ryu Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dread Posted May 11, 2007 Report Share Posted May 11, 2007 I've got the funniest cast yet: Cammy: Kylie Minogue Guile: Jean Claude Van Damme Bison: Raul Juli...wait a minute! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
James D. Posted May 12, 2007 Report Share Posted May 12, 2007 At least Kylie Minogue is hot and looked the part. She had more going for her than most of that cast. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dread Posted May 12, 2007 Report Share Posted May 12, 2007 At least Kylie Minogue is hot and looked the part. She had more going for her than most of that cast. Just before I moved away from Scotland she signed a deal as a lingerie spokesmodel. The tv ads were so ridiculously hot that hiding my fascination with her ass from my wife was not even attempted. That is all. Edit: enjoy Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JackFetch Posted May 12, 2007 Report Share Posted May 12, 2007 The tv ads were so ridiculously hot that hiding my fascination with her ass from my wife was not even attempted. Replace tv ads with movies, replace my wife with the world, and that's how I feel about Biel. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
J Marv Posted May 12, 2007 Report Share Posted May 12, 2007 Semi-Serious. A crime on teh Internetz, I know. Balrog - Mike Tyson. Seriously, who the fuck else should play him? Mike should be able to do it. Blanka - Gabriel Gonzaga. He's Blanka, he doesn't need to act, just fight. Cammy - Billie Piper. Decent actress. Hot. Chun Li - Ziyi Zhang. Looks the part and is a martial artist. Also Chinese. Dhalsim - Sendhil Ramamurthy. He's Indian. It's a start. Guile - Lucas Black. He could play a military guy, I think. Honda - Akebono. Yeah, he's Hawaiian. I don't care. Dude's name is Edmond, don't tell me he's all Japanese. Ken - James Franco. Basically Harry without the angst. Ryu - Edison Chen. Sagat - Tony Jaa. They could shoot it to make him look taller, right? Vega - Eduardo Noriega. I have no idea who he is, but apparently he's a leading Spanish actor with a pretty face. Zangief - Sylvester Terkay. He's a wrestler. He looks kind of like Zangief. M. Bison - Mickey Rourke. So yeah. My casting sucks, and I put way too much time into the last 3 roles. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted May 13, 2007 Report Share Posted May 13, 2007 I'd go with Marv's cast, but with the following changes/additions. Balrog - Antonio Tarver. I don't see Tyson being able to act for shit. Chun Li - Kelly Hu. Only because she's a bit less skin and bones and speaks better English than Zhang. Ken - Brandon Routh. I just don't see Franco doing well in the role. Ryu - Tony Jaa. He'd be a much better Ryu than a Sagat, me thinks. Fei Long - Jet Li. Rolento - Vin Diesel. Gen - Sonny Chiba. Don't know for Bison, Sagat, Guile, and Zangief. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sion Posted May 14, 2007 Report Share Posted May 14, 2007 My list for the cast: Ryu-Robin Shou Ken-Chris Evans Guile-John Cena Chun-Li-Kelly Hu Zangief-Ron Pearlman Adon-Tony Jaa Cammy-Elisha Cuthbert Akuma-Ray Park Sakura-Ziyi Zhang Vega-Chris Angel "MindFreak" Balrog-Micheal Clark Duncan M. Bison-Brendan Fraser Sagat-Vin Diesel Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RedRight88 Posted May 21, 2007 Report Share Posted May 21, 2007 Okay, let's have fun casting the "perfect" Street Fighter movie. Bison: George Carlin Blanka: Jay Leno Chun-Li: Roseanne Barr Dhalsim: Paul Reubens Guile: Dan Aykroyd Honda: John Goodman Ken: Mel Brooks Ryu: Rick Moranis Sagat: Bob Saget Vega: Bronson Pinchot Zangief: Yakov Smirnoff Is the title...................Street Fighter: Everyone Dies from a Heart Attck :laugh: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stavros Posted May 21, 2007 Report Share Posted May 21, 2007 Sagat: Bob Saget :laugh: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JackFetch Posted December 21, 2007 Report Share Posted December 21, 2007 ComingSoon.net has learned that "Smallville" star Kristin Kreuk will play Chun-Li in Hyde Park Entertainment's Street Fighter: Legend of Chun-Li! Directed by Andrzej Bartkowiak from a Justin Marks script, the action pic starts filming in Thailand in March, 2008. 20th Century Fox will distribute the live-action feature based on Capcom's video game. The movie is focused on female fighter Chun-Li and her journey for justice. http://www.comingsoon.net/news/movienews.php?id=40381 So Chun-Li has no personality and whines all the time? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Missy Posted December 21, 2007 Author Report Share Posted December 21, 2007 To be fair, it's better than Jessica Biel. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mull Posted December 22, 2007 Report Share Posted December 22, 2007 Meh no thanks, going to take some great casting in the other roles to get me interested Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stavros Posted December 22, 2007 Report Share Posted December 22, 2007 Wow, that sound mopeariffic. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chops Posted December 22, 2007 Report Share Posted December 22, 2007 no thanks Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
S-T Posted January 1, 2008 Report Share Posted January 1, 2008 Why not have Jessica Biel play Cammy? I'd like to say I'm surprised, but I'm not. It seems like video game movies are almost inherently guaranteed to suck. Resident Evil being one of the RARE exceptions. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted January 1, 2008 Report Share Posted January 1, 2008 Why not have Jessica Biel play Cammy? I'd like to say I'm surprised, but I'm not. It seems like video game movies are almost inherently guaranteed to suck. Resident Evil being one of the RARE exceptions. Clearly you never saw part 3. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
James D. Posted January 1, 2008 Report Share Posted January 1, 2008 Resident Evil 1 was boring and completely nonsensical in almost every way. The second one was pretty good, though. Still, nothing can compare to the first Mortal Kombat movie. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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