Missy Posted April 2, 2011 Author Report Share Posted April 2, 2011 My hick relatives have discovered Facebook, and now they're sending me friend requests. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Venneh Posted April 2, 2011 Report Share Posted April 2, 2011 Do what I do: Put them on their own special list where they can't see anything if you so choose. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Missy Posted April 2, 2011 Author Report Share Posted April 2, 2011 That's what I do, except it's called not accepting their friend requests. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
James D. Posted April 3, 2011 Report Share Posted April 3, 2011 And Xbox Live just reached a new low--someone sent me a profanity-laced voice message because I beat them at........You Don't Know Jack! Sigh. My response to such messages, as always, is to just fuck with them by saying something like "Cry some more. Your tears are delicious." And I always know that they will send me a message virtually identical to their first--"You fucking f*ggot, play me again you fucking piece of shit. I'll kick your ass, f*ggot!" Sure enough... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dan Posted April 3, 2011 Report Share Posted April 3, 2011 See, that's why I generally play solo. I also got my hands on YDKJ, and I seriously considered lifting my self imposed ban on the shower of bastards I always seem to run across on XBL, but I have absolutely no desire to have my sexual orientation called into question by a twelve year old boy. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
James D. Posted April 3, 2011 Report Share Posted April 3, 2011 I used to let the assholes get to me, but a few years ago, I just decided the best way to deal with them is to just mess with them. If they call me a f*g, I'll send a message back that says something as simple as, "I love you." And the more nasty messages they send me, the more I fuck with them. Eventually, they give up. And I am win. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Molly Posted April 3, 2011 Report Share Posted April 3, 2011 "Cry some more. Your tears are delicious." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
James D. Posted April 3, 2011 Report Share Posted April 3, 2011 "Cry some more. Your tears are delicious." Bingo. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MaxPower Posted April 3, 2011 Report Share Posted April 3, 2011 Our public broadcaster here in Australia runs the best digital strategy of any media network in the country. It is truly amazing, considering their small budget in comparison to their commercial competitors. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stavros Posted April 3, 2011 Report Share Posted April 3, 2011 My hick relatives have discovered Facebook, and now they're sending me friend requests. Now I've met you that means I'm basically imagining your relatives as you with less teeth, dungarees and a piece of straw sticking out of their mouth. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Molly Posted April 3, 2011 Report Share Posted April 3, 2011 So, I'm moving in with Michelle today, as many of you already new. I'll be back online Tuesday night, with any luck. The greatest exchange of the move is as follows: Preston: I own entirely too many books. Michelle: I've found through my many moves that the books are the worst. It helps to offset the boxes with super light stuff. Preston: Offset? Do I look like some kind of wizard doctor to you? All the books. One giant fucking box. Michelle: Oh. My. God. Preston: Yeah, you can keep referring to me as such. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Venneh Posted April 4, 2011 Report Share Posted April 4, 2011 I am four beers (honey bock, bock, no coast pale ale, pale ale) into the night, working on a a cider now. Watching the wrestling gentlemen suffer has been quite teh amusement (though I chugged a fair bit when Snooki one with ONE BACKFLIP!) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Missy Posted April 4, 2011 Author Report Share Posted April 4, 2011 I swear, this is exactly how the bottles were lined up at Whole Foods. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Missy Posted April 4, 2011 Author Report Share Posted April 4, 2011 My mom just ordered the Why so curious? shirt for herself. I'm so proud. <--- tears of joy Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Venneh Posted April 5, 2011 Report Share Posted April 5, 2011 Euthanasia coaster, which kills you by taking you at 100 m/s, the maximum speed you can go at and not have oxygen. If this thing exists if I ever get dementia? This is how I'm ending it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JackFetch Posted April 6, 2011 Report Share Posted April 6, 2011 Some people don't know where the creepy line is: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Molly Posted April 6, 2011 Report Share Posted April 6, 2011 Okay, I love bacon, I do. It's a wonderful breakfast item, it adds something to sandwiches, burgers, even salads. In short, bacon is awesome. But you know what? This doesn't need to exist. Time to dial it back, America. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Missy Posted April 8, 2011 Author Report Share Posted April 8, 2011 Uhhh... Okay, that's better. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dc20willsave Posted April 8, 2011 Report Share Posted April 8, 2011 I just realized something. On Pee-Wee's Playhouse, Miss Yvonne is called "the most beautiful woman in Puppetland." That said, there's a puppet character named Chicky Baby, female. So, they decide to name a non-puppet most beautiful. It feels like there's something wrong with that. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Missy Posted April 10, 2011 Author Report Share Posted April 10, 2011 I know this is just a teaser for something called Vengeance, but it really looks like Marvel's response to the shitty Wonder Woman television costume. Like they said, "How can we make her look like more of a slut?" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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