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I just found out through e-mail I didn't get a job I wanted/needed in a supermarket.

Yip, it's official I've hit level 7 of rockbottom, just when things can't seem to suck anymore, I get more crap.

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So after a couple days of wonkyness, it turns out that my laptop battery is indeed dead. I had a week full of podcasting and editing planned that's now been shot to hell.

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Home sick today. Woke up feeling like a can of crushed dogshit.

I'm going to drink Neo Citran and watch Lord of Illusions.

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...You might want to get that looked at.

Some asshole opened the dryer while my stuff was in it and didn't close it, so I just wasted about a buck-fifty attempting to dry my laundry.

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I need to quit dating, forever. Every girl I find is more out of her mind than the last one, which should be statistically impossible.

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How come it is that I can manage to get semi-decent jobs at home, but at college, I can't get a job that gives me steady hours? (Didn't get the info desk job.)

Fuck this shit.

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Mowing 2 lawns: An Hour and a Half

One Power Point: An Hour

Organizing Journal: Thirty minutes

Typing up a paper: 15 minutes

Time that I could spend right now goofing off if I didnt procrastinate: Endless

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Grumble grumble stuck at work grumble grumble. Working in an old railway arch sucks, especially when its gloriously sunny outside. Not that I can tell for way back here behind my pc.

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Who the fuck writes a 53 page novel summary? That's not a summary...that's a novel! That is officially more words than Of Mice and Men. I can't be expected to read this! I've abandoned novels before reaching 40,000 words! This fucking summary is 40,000 words. Memoirs of a Geisha? Memoirs of a Fail more like it!

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Oh, which one is the one where the book ends with someone where everyone says "What the fuck was that!?"

The novelization of Spider-Man 3.

Boom! Roasted.

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Who the fuck writes a 53 page novel summary? That's not a summary...that's a novel! That is officially more words than Of Mice and Men. I can't be expected to read this! I've abandoned novels before reaching 40,000 words! This fucking summary is 40,000 words. Memoirs of a Geisha? Memoirs of a Fail more like it!

The only way I can see the summary reaching 53 pages with Memoirs of a Geisha is if it went into the cultural stuff behind most of the book, in which case, yeah, I can see that happening.

Are you allowed to tell me more about it? :P

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Des, copy/paste the first post you made on the subject. That's as good an explanation as your student can get.

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