Molly Posted January 13, 2010 Report Share Posted January 13, 2010 Worse or better than it's bastard sister in the fat comedian as a Mall Security Guard Genre: Paul Blart: Mall Cop? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JackFetch Posted January 13, 2010 Report Share Posted January 13, 2010 Paul Blart was slapstick, so you knew it was a comedy. Observe and Report was all deadpan and took itself way too seriously. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Molly Posted January 14, 2010 Report Share Posted January 14, 2010 I've seen neither, I'm just convinced that two mall cop movies in the same year is Hollywood's sickest joke on us since Hudson Hawk. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dc20willsave Posted January 14, 2010 Report Share Posted January 14, 2010 I've seen neither, I'm just convinced that two mall cop movies in the same year is Hollywood's sickest joke on us since Hudson Hawk. I dunno, Catwoman was kinda a wretched joke to play on us also. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Molly Posted January 14, 2010 Report Share Posted January 14, 2010 I've seen neither, I'm just convinced that two mall cop movies in the same year is Hollywood's sickest joke on us since Hudson Hawk. I dunno, Catwoman was kinda a wretched joke to play on us also. I do not know the film you are referring to. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Molly Posted January 14, 2010 Report Share Posted January 14, 2010 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Nicolette Opal Posted January 14, 2010 Report Share Posted January 14, 2010 Moved the above in here. The "Minor Annoyance Thread" has been through enough today. Also? Um, no. Mike does not look like that. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dc20willsave Posted January 14, 2010 Report Share Posted January 14, 2010 I kinda want to write a two minute scene of a man waiting on a park bench, checking his watch, a woman sits down next to him. Woman: What are you doing? Man: Waiting. I'm supposed to meet these guys. I hope they could read my handwriting. My name's Godot, what's yours? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Molly Posted January 14, 2010 Report Share Posted January 14, 2010 ...I fucking hate you for being a genius. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest tnr105 Posted January 14, 2010 Report Share Posted January 14, 2010 Moved the above in here. The "Minor Annoyance Thread" has been through enough today. Also? Um, no. Mike does not look like that. From the cartoon version on his profile page, it's hard to tell... I should just stop now, shouldn't I? I'll remove that post now. I am losing my mind. I should stop conversing with adults twice my age over the internet and cram for midterms. Sorry for all the havoc I created in the annoyances thread, I never intended for it to become so...unusual Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dc20willsave Posted January 14, 2010 Report Share Posted January 14, 2010 ...I fucking hate you for being a genius. Ummm, thanks? I actually had to write a play about Becket for Theatre History III. I made it into an episode of Seinfeld. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Molly Posted January 14, 2010 Report Share Posted January 14, 2010 That was meant to be a back-handed compliment. I did my own take called 'Waiting for Cthulhu' myself. Good fun, good fun. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted January 14, 2010 Report Share Posted January 14, 2010 Preston translation - Hate = Love Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dc20willsave Posted January 14, 2010 Report Share Posted January 14, 2010 That was meant to be a back-handed compliment. I did my own take called 'Waiting for Cthulhu' myself. Good fun, good fun. Oh. Okay. Well, I take back saying that 'Waiting For Cthulu' was awesome back in it's thread. No, I can't, dammit! It was too awesome to say otherwise. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SuaveStar Posted January 14, 2010 Report Share Posted January 14, 2010 (edited) So, my lecturer tells me for a human interest story to find something interesting to put in my folder. He gives myself and the class, the example of one legged woman running marathon, as an upbeat story, and what story was I able to find in a paper? One armed epileptic man climbs mountain. Edit: Fixing grammar. Edited January 14, 2010 by suavestar Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dc20willsave Posted January 14, 2010 Report Share Posted January 14, 2010 So, my lecturer tells me for a human interest story to find something interesting to put in my folder. He gives myself and the classic story of one legged woman running marathon, as an upbeat story, and what story was I able to find in a paper? One armed epileptic man climbs mountain. That definitely is a good case of one-up manship. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SuaveStar Posted January 14, 2010 Report Share Posted January 14, 2010 So, my lecturer tells me for a human interest story to find something interesting to put in my folder. He gives myself and the classic story of one legged woman running marathon, as an upbeat story, and what story was I able to find in a paper? One armed epileptic man climbs mountain. That definitely is a good case of one-up manship. Forgot to add, whose getting a film made about his life. He actually was shocked when I showed him it and he just said "That is the real life one legged woman then" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Doug Posted January 14, 2010 Report Share Posted January 14, 2010 adults twice my age The majority of every one here is in their twenties. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SuaveStar Posted January 14, 2010 Report Share Posted January 14, 2010 I've done it! I've only got one more thing to analyse and I am done with my journalism folder and can start work on fixing my articles! Oh, it's 3AM here, and I've been working since 7:30PM. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Venneh Posted January 14, 2010 Report Share Posted January 14, 2010 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dc20willsave Posted January 14, 2010 Report Share Posted January 14, 2010 That. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SuaveStar Posted January 14, 2010 Report Share Posted January 14, 2010 OK, so I went into college, and spent an hour in the library putting everything together, looking at it, I am really unhappy with how lazy my folder is, with basic analysis. Also, I sat down and started to print stuff and file it in the folder, I get up, walk over to a laptop to type stuff up, when I look at the floor, and what is under a chair next to me? My wallet, with my student card, bank cards and £70 in it. I actually said "Shit!" as it must have fell out of my hoodies pouch. Anyway, finished the folder, handed it into my head lecturer, as journalism guy was in his office, so now it's in and I will start work on my articles. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dc20willsave Posted January 14, 2010 Report Share Posted January 14, 2010 Skipping class to clean. This is my life and it scares me. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SuaveStar Posted January 14, 2010 Report Share Posted January 14, 2010 Skipping class to clean. This is my life and it scares me. What class? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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