dc20willsave Posted March 6, 2010 Report Share Posted March 6, 2010 EDIT: Lulz, 200th page. Yeah and the thread is almost a year old. Back on subject, so, Mike, your fifth grade teacher, was she attractive or possibly what really killed the dinosaurs? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dread Posted March 6, 2010 Report Share Posted March 6, 2010 Ha! Love it! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kscriv Posted March 6, 2010 Report Share Posted March 6, 2010 EDIT: Lulz, 200th page. Yeah and the thread is almost a year old. Back on subject, so, Mike, your fifth grade teacher, was she attractive or possibly what really killed the dinosaurs? ^P.O.D. Candidate^ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Koete Posted March 6, 2010 Report Share Posted March 6, 2010 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aaron Robinson Posted March 6, 2010 Report Share Posted March 6, 2010 Well, it's certainly random. Might as well post this: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stavros Posted March 6, 2010 Report Share Posted March 6, 2010 Now that's a woman! That's a house, that's a fish, that's a bee!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stavros Posted March 6, 2010 Report Share Posted March 6, 2010 Cheer up Mike. This song always lightens my mood- Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aaron Robinson Posted March 6, 2010 Report Share Posted March 6, 2010 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SuaveStar Posted March 6, 2010 Report Share Posted March 6, 2010 These are awesome. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dc20willsave Posted March 6, 2010 Report Share Posted March 6, 2010 Now I want to go to Macy's. Also, "I've gots to get my rib on"? Possibly going to enter my everyday speech. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Stavros Posted March 6, 2010 Report Share Posted March 6, 2010 James Brolin in Westworld is the spitting image of Christian Bale. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stavros Posted March 6, 2010 Report Share Posted March 6, 2010 Now I want to go to Macy's. Also, "I've gots to get my rib on"? Possibly going to enter my everyday speech. You can also use it when you need to obtain strips of decorative fabric. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Koete Posted March 6, 2010 Report Share Posted March 6, 2010 Who wants to contribute to the "Mike Really Needs To Get Laid, So Let's Hire Him An Escort" fund? (If it suits your fancy, I will dress her up like Guy Gardner and take pictures.) EDIT: I'm going out to a movie. By the time I get back I expect to see a couple of hundred dollars in my PayPal account. Everything I do around here, the least y'all can do is pay for me to get some. Mike, you've been approaching your blue ball situation all wrong. Why pay for sex when you can get paid and get sex at the same time...by having your own VH1 reality show. If there's one thing I've learned in all my years of watching The Soup, it's that VH1 reality shows are magnets for slutty chicks. I can see it now: "Podcast Pimp with Michael David Sims," where twenty redheads compete for the affection of one podcaster. Challenges would include "Dress up like The Baroness," and at the elimination ceremony, you give the ones who move to the next round a hoodie. It's foolproof. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Missy Posted March 6, 2010 Author Report Share Posted March 6, 2010 I'm pitching that to VH1! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stavros Posted March 6, 2010 Report Share Posted March 6, 2010 Who wants to contribute to the "Mike Really Needs To Get Laid, So Let's Hire Him An Escort" fund? (If it suits your fancy, I will dress her up like Guy Gardner and take pictures.) EDIT: I'm going out to a movie. By the time I get back I expect to see a couple of hundred dollars in my PayPal account. Everything I do around here, the least y'all can do is pay for me to get some. Mike, you've been approaching your blue ball situation all wrong. Why pay for sex when you can get paid and get sex at the same time...by having your own VH1 reality show. If there's one thing I've learned in all my years of watching The Soup, it's that VH1 reality shows are magnets for slutty chicks. I can see it now: "Podcast Pimp with Michael David Sims," where twenty redheads compete for the affection of one podcaster. Challenges would include "Dress up like The Baroness," and at the elimination ceremony, you give the ones who move to the next round a hoodie. It's foolproof. I would watch that. Especially for the Sexy Gal Gardner round. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KnightWing Posted March 6, 2010 Report Share Posted March 6, 2010 Nah, the sexy Batgirl costume contest would be the best part. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stavros Posted March 6, 2010 Report Share Posted March 6, 2010 Are you saying that Batgirl is sexier than Guy Gardner? Are you seriously saying that? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nicolette Opal Posted March 6, 2010 Report Share Posted March 6, 2010 Well, I was just gonna check Craigslist, see who caught my eye. Don't. That's a good way to get pinched. AdultWork.com. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dc20willsave Posted March 6, 2010 Report Share Posted March 6, 2010 Well, I was just gonna check Craigslist, see who caught my eye. Don't. That's a good way to get pinched. AdultWork.com. That's how you can tell who's really your friend: The people willing to tell you where you find your hookers. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Venneh Posted March 6, 2010 Report Share Posted March 6, 2010 So, I'm going to be in NYC for at least one night, two days with my dad and my little sister, we'll be hitting up Times Square, Central Park, and a Broadway show for sure, staying in SoHo while I check out NYU for grad school. Any recommendations for anything else to check out, if anyone else has been? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JackFetch Posted March 6, 2010 Report Share Posted March 6, 2010 A kid just randomly walked into my work dressed as Captain America. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dc20willsave Posted March 6, 2010 Report Share Posted March 6, 2010 Whatever you do, resist the lure to see Phantom. It's great but it's been there so long, why not try to see one of the smaller musicals. Oh, and Wicked might be sold out so if you decide to go, have a back-up. As for other things to do in NYC, fifth avenue obviously as well as the World Trade Center footprints, get some street vendor food, and for the love of God, do the NBC tour. You might get lucky and see one of the good shows filming or get on the Today Show. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stavros Posted March 6, 2010 Report Share Posted March 6, 2010 Top floor view from Rockerfeller centre (30 Rock) is amazing. Not as tall as the Empire State but in my opinion a better view because you get to see the whole island of Manhatten including the Empire State, Central Park, all the Bridges, the Chrysler building etc. I went up twice, once during the day and once at night for the city lights. Both times were awesome. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Koete Posted March 7, 2010 Report Share Posted March 7, 2010 The LOLCat Bible Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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