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This is what I've been doing on Twitter for the past hour:

Tonight I will write

haikus of the Justice League

Sit back and enjoy

Superman is great

He gives people lots of hope

Heat vision is cool

Batman is angry

because his parents got killed

He needs a big hug

Princess Diana

is known as Wonder Woman

Her clothes are shiny

Aquaman is cool

No, really, he's pretty cool

He rides squids and stuff

J'onn J'onzz is lonely

His family died on Mars

He has creepy eyes

Earth's first Green Lantern

Hal Jordan loves flying planes

without his ring on

Barry Allen died

but is back now as the Flash

Sorry, Wally West

Hawkgirl was Kendra

Now she's Shiera again

She and Hawkman f***

Green Arrow shoots things

He shot a guy last April

People hate him now

Mistress of Magic

Zatanna wears a top hat

and sexy fishnets

Dinah Lance breaks things

with her super-powered screams

Yay for more fishnets!

Elongated Man

is now a ghost with his wife

Ray Palmer is sad

The Red Tornado

is a robot with powers

He controls the wind

Firestorm is two guys

in a single person's head

That's gotta be weird

Hawkman is hairy

And he never wears a shirt

Female fanservice?

In hindsight, it kinda sounds like a slightly demented childrens' book.

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