dc20willsave Posted November 6, 2014 Report Share Posted November 6, 2014 Alas Cursed Richards, I knew him well. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dan Posted November 6, 2014 Report Share Posted November 6, 2014 [EXEUNT, pursued by a Skrull disguised as a cow.] Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Molly Posted November 6, 2014 Report Share Posted November 6, 2014 Dan wins. Because it references the shittiest thing ever done in comics, make sentient beings into dumb animals, and then lose track of them. Thanks, Reed. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Koete Posted November 6, 2014 Report Share Posted November 6, 2014 Because I'm almost out for the night, I sat here for a bit trying to figure out what Spider-Ham had to do with Shakespeare. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Missy Posted November 8, 2014 Author Report Share Posted November 8, 2014 An artist removes one letter from movie titles, and illustrates the results. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Professor Posted November 15, 2014 Report Share Posted November 15, 2014 So, what exactly does one have to have to get in Canada these days? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dc20willsave Posted November 15, 2014 Report Share Posted November 15, 2014 A passport should be enough if you're just visiting. If you're looking to migrate, that's a bit more than I know. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Dread Posted November 20, 2014 Report Share Posted November 20, 2014 Officially one of my favorite things Funny Or Die has ever done: Which 'Saved By The Bell' character are you, You Useless, Uninformed Husk? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dread Posted November 20, 2014 Report Share Posted November 20, 2014 In case I never posted it here, this is my favourite sketch of the past several years: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Dd7FixvoKBw Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Koete Posted November 20, 2014 Report Share Posted November 20, 2014 Which one of my garbage sons are you? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rjoyadet Posted November 24, 2014 Report Share Posted November 24, 2014 I cannot tell if its Shatner or Pine? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dc20willsave Posted November 24, 2014 Report Share Posted November 24, 2014 Looks like Ferris Bueller to me. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Koete Posted November 24, 2014 Report Share Posted November 24, 2014 John Harriman is a figment of Kirk's imagination. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dan Posted November 24, 2014 Report Share Posted November 24, 2014 The A.V. Club's Sean O'Neal is a national treasure. Polish town bans Winnie The Pooh for being half-naked hermaphrodite As part of a long-overdue crackdown on sexed-up bears, Britain’s recent condemnation of Paddington and all his come-hither innuendo has been answered by the town of Tuszyn, Poland, which finally said enough is enough to Winnie The Pooh’s “dubious sexuality.” The cartoon, carnally nonspecific bear had been suggested as the mascot for a local playground, where parents would take their children to play and, presumably, not have sex with any bears. But much like Paddington before him, Pooh’s pantslessness—the telltale mark of the sexually promiscuous, for whom pants are but an obstacle—has been deemed “inappropriate” by the Tuszyn council, both for playgrounds and anywhere else bears should put on some damn pants already. “The problem with that bear is it doesn’t have a complete wardrobe,” said council member Ryszard Cichy, easily the Anna Wintour of Polish bear fashion. “It is half naked, which is wholly inappropriate for children.” Answering the timeless question of how many Polish people it takes to screw with a bear’s self-esteem, a second council member suggested that Pooh “doesn’t wear underpants because it doesn’t have a sex,” declaring Pooh is actually a “hermaphrodite.” Of course, hermaphrodites actually have two sex organs, and would therefore seemingly have twice as many reasons to wear underwear. However, this rule obviously doesn’t apply to bears, nature’s exhibitionists. From there, as so many town council meetings do, talk turned to castration. “This is very disturbing but can you imagine! The author was over 60 and cut [Pooh’s] testicles off with a razor blade, because he had a problem with his identity,” councilor Hanna Jachimska said of author A.A. Milne, who is clearly the one with the sick and deranged imagination here. Suspiciously, Milne had no comment on just how many bear testicles he’s lopped off with his trusty straight razor, nicknamed “Betty,” as he claimed to have died in 1956. According to the Croatian Times—which says audio of this meeting was leaked to the press, by a hero who’s had it with being greeted by bear genitals every which way—the council has yet to pick a different mascot. Though the New York Daily News says that Cichy recommended Poland’s own “Floppy Bear,” so named for the way his overalls contain his big, floppy bear dick, the way God intended. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rjoyadet Posted November 24, 2014 Report Share Posted November 24, 2014 Wasn't Donald Duck banned in several countries for the same reason? Makes me wonder why Donkey Kong never seems to have any problems with the censors. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dc20willsave Posted November 24, 2014 Report Share Posted November 24, 2014 When you take time to put a shirt on but no pants, it conveys nudity as opposed to just a tie where it conveys that you have a business meeting but you work at a Nude Office so its okay. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KnightWing Posted November 24, 2014 Report Share Posted November 24, 2014 Also, Donkey Kong never pretends to be anything but an ape, despite the tie. Donald Duck and Pooh both act mostly like humans. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dread Posted December 2, 2014 Report Share Posted December 2, 2014 Can I blow your mind for a minute? Rob Liefeld, the comic artist, is married to a woman named Joy. Joy is a former actress and, more interestingly, is one of a set of triplets. Crazy huh? One of her triplet sisters? The Jesse/Kelly amalgam character from Saved by the Bell, Tori (named after Tori Spelling as her dad created the show and she also acted on it) who showed up when Tiffany Amber Thiessen and Elizabeth Berkley demanded more money and the show called their bluff. You're welcome. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Koete Posted December 2, 2014 Report Share Posted December 2, 2014 And in that picture, you can't see her feet! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Dread Posted December 2, 2014 Report Share Posted December 2, 2014 Speaking of Rob Liefeld's love life. Anyone remember buying Youngblood #7 and finding the last few pages of it dedicated to a comic strip that ended with this panel? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Koete Posted December 2, 2014 Report Share Posted December 2, 2014 Why did he draw himself as an 8 year old? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rjoyadet Posted December 2, 2014 Report Share Posted December 2, 2014 The A.V. Club's Sean O'Neal is a national treasure. Polish town bans Winnie The Pooh for being half-naked hermaphrodite As part of a long-overdue crackdown on sexed-up bears, Britain’s recent condemnation of Paddington and all his come-hither innuendo has been answered by the town of Tuszyn, Poland, which finally said enough is enough to Winnie The Pooh’s “dubious sexuality.” The cartoon, carnally nonspecific bear had been suggested as the mascot for a local playground, where parents would take their children to play and, presumably, not have sex with any bears. But much like Paddington before him, Pooh’s pantslessness—the telltale mark of the sexually promiscuous, for whom pants are but an obstacle—has been deemed “inappropriate” by the Tuszyn council, both for playgrounds and anywhere else bears should put on some damn pants already. “The problem with that bear is it doesn’t have a complete wardrobe,” said council member Ryszard Cichy, easily the Anna Wintour of Polish bear fashion. “It is half naked, which is wholly inappropriate for children.” Answering the timeless question of how many Polish people it takes to screw with a bear’s self-esteem, a second council member suggested that Pooh “doesn’t wear underpants because it doesn’t have a sex,” declaring Pooh is actually a “hermaphrodite.” Of course, hermaphrodites actually have two sex organs, and would therefore seemingly have twice as many reasons to wear underwear. However, this rule obviously doesn’t apply to bears, nature’s exhibitionists. From there, as so many town council meetings do, talk turned to castration. “This is very disturbing but can you imagine! The author was over 60 and cut [Pooh’s] testicles off with a razor blade, because he had a problem with his identity,” councilor Hanna Jachimska said of author A.A. Milne, who is clearly the one with the sick and deranged imagination here. Suspiciously, Milne had no comment on just how many bear testicles he’s lopped off with his trusty straight razor, nicknamed “Betty,” as he claimed to have died in 1956. According to the Croatian Times—which says audio of this meeting was leaked to the press, by a hero who’s had it with being greeted by bear genitals every which way—the council has yet to pick a different mascot. Though the New York Daily News says that Cichy recommended Poland’s own “Floppy Bear,” so named for the way his overalls contain his big, floppy bear dick, the way God intended. I wonder how soon until Darwin from the Amazing world of Gumball is banned http://youtu.be/8Rp9jsyNyKA Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rjoyadet Posted December 2, 2014 Report Share Posted December 2, 2014 Speaking of Rob Liefeld's love life. Anyone remember buying Youngblood #7 and finding the last few pages of it dedicated to a comic strip that ended with this panel? I am wondering if Joy Beth Creel is a giant. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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