dc20willsave Posted July 21, 2009 Report Share Posted July 21, 2009 I just walked into the pantry and forgot what I walked in there for. I looked for a few minutes and then realized I was looking for my hat. Which is in the closet, not the pantry. I'm going to go and hose catshit out of my carport now... Big lipped Alligator moment? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Venneh Posted July 21, 2009 Report Share Posted July 21, 2009 Scottie Young Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Koete Posted July 21, 2009 Report Share Posted July 21, 2009 Skottie Young is pretty much made of win at this point. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Koete Posted July 21, 2009 Report Share Posted July 21, 2009 I just walked into the pantry and forgot what I walked in there for. I looked for a few minutes and then realized I was looking for my hat. Which is in the closet, not the pantry. I'm going to go and hose catshit out of my carport now... Big lipped Alligator moment? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Venneh Posted July 21, 2009 Report Share Posted July 21, 2009 *accordion?* Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dread Posted July 21, 2009 Report Share Posted July 21, 2009 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Koete Posted July 21, 2009 Report Share Posted July 21, 2009 Not Safe For Work Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SuaveStar Posted July 21, 2009 Report Share Posted July 21, 2009 Well, wanting yes. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nicolette Opal Posted July 21, 2009 Report Share Posted July 21, 2009 How wrong is it that I am very, very attracted to David Cross? Because, honestly, the feedback I've received when admitting this leads me to believe I should seek therapy. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SuaveStar Posted July 21, 2009 Report Share Posted July 21, 2009 About, this wrong. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nicolette Opal Posted July 21, 2009 Report Share Posted July 21, 2009 About, this wrong. See, what the above says to me is this: "It is not wrong to be attracted to David Cross because he looks unconventional. It is wrong because he's a crackpot PETA supporter." Man, fuck PETA. Now I have to find a different creepy-looking old guy to secretly lust after. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SuaveStar Posted July 21, 2009 Report Share Posted July 21, 2009 My work here is done. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Derrick Posted July 21, 2009 Report Share Posted July 21, 2009 HEAVEN'S GATE is actually a pretty damn good movie. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Derrick Posted July 21, 2009 Report Share Posted July 21, 2009 How wrong is it that I am very, very attracted to David Cross? Because, honestly, the feedback I've received when admitting this leads me to believe I should seek therapy. Don't even sweat it. I think that Sarah Silverman is one of the hottest women on the planet. Most of my friends look at me as if I'm crazy when I say if I had a choice between her and Beyonce, I'd take her. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Missy Posted July 21, 2009 Author Report Share Posted July 21, 2009 Silverman is so annoying and very unfunny, both of which negate any attractiveness she might have. Now if you want to talk about hot, funny women, look at my current avatar. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nicolette Opal Posted July 22, 2009 Report Share Posted July 22, 2009 How wrong is it that I am very, very attracted to David Cross? Because, honestly, the feedback I've received when admitting this leads me to believe I should seek therapy. Don't even sweat it. I think that Sarah Silverman is one of the hottest women on the planet. Most of my friends look at me as if I'm crazy when I say if I had a choice between her and Beyonce, I'd take her. Ignore Mr. Sims, for clearly he's suffered a massive head injury. Silverman is damn funny and so fucking hot I would...well...I'd a lot of things. This is no respect to Ms. Fey, however. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
George W. Posted July 22, 2009 Report Share Posted July 22, 2009 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Missy Posted July 22, 2009 Author Report Share Posted July 22, 2009 Ignore Mr. Sims, for clearly he's suffered a massive head injury. This I have. Silverman is damn funny and so fucking hot I would...well...I'd a lot of things. But no and no. She's cute at best, but "fucking hot" is really pushing it. It should be said that I've only seen her show, so maybe her stand-up routine is better. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Koete Posted July 22, 2009 Report Share Posted July 22, 2009 I'm with Derrick and Nikki on this one. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Koete Posted July 22, 2009 Report Share Posted July 22, 2009 Apparently released this month. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dread Posted July 22, 2009 Report Share Posted July 22, 2009 I'm with Derrick and Nikki on this one. I'd take her over Beyonce, but I'd take a lot of women over Beyonce. She has a stuck-up bitch look. But i would say Silverman is hot. She's fucking hysterical too. Tina Fey is still hotter. I want to go there. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nicolette Opal Posted July 22, 2009 Report Share Posted July 22, 2009 I want to go there. Now when I get this tattooed on my forearm, it will have a whole extra set of baggage attached to it. Edit: But, actually, it's "I want to go to there." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dread Posted July 22, 2009 Report Share Posted July 22, 2009 I want to go there. Now when I get this tattooed on my forearm, it will have a whole extra set of baggage attached to it. Edit: But, actually, it's "I want to go to there." I'm hammered. Excuse me. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nicolette Opal Posted July 22, 2009 Report Share Posted July 22, 2009 I want to go there. Now when I get this tattooed on my forearm, it will have a whole extra set of baggage attached to it. Edit: But, actually, it's "I want to go to there." I'm hammered. Excuse me. Darlin', you dig the Misfits, teach high-risk kids, write, and love Tina Fey. You are always excused. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SuaveStar Posted July 22, 2009 Report Share Posted July 22, 2009 How come everyone else is excused, but Isay I am in love with herand suddenly I'm a sick bastard..... Also, Silverman is ok looking, but nothing special. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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