Stavros Posted February 21, 2013 Report Share Posted February 21, 2013 Watching Cool as Ice. My god. What is this? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dc20willsave Posted February 21, 2013 Report Share Posted February 21, 2013 Are you watching the normal version or the RiffTrax that just came out? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stavros Posted February 21, 2013 Report Share Posted February 21, 2013 Rifftrax. BTW Pretty sure what Vanilla just did was borderline rape. Quick question, if Vanilla Ice sneaks into your home, into your bed and wakes you up by dripping a mystery substance from his hand into your mouth do you- A- Find this charming and endearing B- Call the police and straight away get tested for STDs If you answered A, you deserve everything you get. This is a must for Tranquil Tirades. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dc20willsave Posted February 22, 2013 Report Share Posted February 22, 2013 Michael Bay has cast Megan Fox in the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles reboot. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aaron Robinson Posted February 22, 2013 Report Share Posted February 22, 2013 Finally we can get a TMNT movie with a slow motion shot of Megan Fox washing the Turtle Van. It's the one thing all other TMNT media has been missing. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JasonC Posted February 22, 2013 Report Share Posted February 22, 2013 Finally we can get a TMNT movie with a slow motion shot of Megan Fox washing the Turtle Van. It's the one thing all other TMNT media has been missing. Oh god. It was bad enough that Michael Bay was making a TMNT movie. But Megan Fox? That's just the most... <watches movie of Megan Fox washing the Turtle Van play on the inside of his eyelids> ...brilliant idea I've ever heard! As long as she doesn't do anything else in the entire movie, I'm fine with it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kenny Evil Posted February 22, 2013 Report Share Posted February 22, 2013 I thought they'd fallen out. Well, i guess money can heal any broken friendship. To be fair to Fox, she was pretty good in This is 40. Also, Rhetta's singing last night on Parks & Rec was Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JackFetch Posted February 22, 2013 Author Report Share Posted February 22, 2013 Ha, that's hilarious. She hates him, but nobody else will give her a lead role. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Venneh Posted February 22, 2013 Report Share Posted February 22, 2013 Absolutely loved last night's ep of Parks and Rec. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kenny Evil Posted February 22, 2013 Report Share Posted February 22, 2013 Yeah, it was great. It was another of their "well, this may literally be our last episode, let's treat it that way" episodes. In a perverse way, i think the near cancellations that cause these episodes have helped them as they wrap up plotlines fairly quickly and advance onto new stuff. That Cool as Ice Rifftrax was astounding. The "This movie is more 90s than..." bits and the "that's got to be worth a dozen restraining orders" were my favourite riffs. I'm just agog. Someone actually thought this would make money. Vanilla Ice, at his most douchtastic was meant to be the hero! The cinematographer went on to work for Steven Spielberg on Schindler's List and then every Spielberg production after it (though to be fair, the guy did about as well as he could with the material). Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dan Posted February 22, 2013 Report Share Posted February 22, 2013 Vanilla Ice, at his most douchtastic was meant to be the hero! To be fair, she couldn't have been expected to get with the zero. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stavros Posted February 22, 2013 Report Share Posted February 22, 2013 Vanilla Ice, at his most douchtastic was meant to be the hero! To be fair, she couldn't have been expected to get with the zero. I was confused by the clearly late 20's girl somehow still being in high school despite having grades so good they were worthy of local news coverage. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kenny Evil Posted February 22, 2013 Report Share Posted February 22, 2013 To be fair, neither Vanilla Ice, nor the aged middle manager of JJB sports were zeroes. Both of them were negative numbers. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JackFetch Posted February 23, 2013 Author Report Share Posted February 23, 2013 Sylvester Stallone and Robert DeNiro are making a boxing movie called Grudge Match. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JasonC Posted February 23, 2013 Report Share Posted February 23, 2013 From this moment on, all arguments are invalid. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JackFetch Posted February 23, 2013 Author Report Share Posted February 23, 2013 Tinker Tailor Soldier Spy might be the most British thing I've ever seen. I have no idea what is going on. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stavros Posted February 23, 2013 Report Share Posted February 23, 2013 Rocky vs Raging Bullwinkle? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SuaveStar Posted February 23, 2013 Report Share Posted February 23, 2013 Rocky vs Raging Bullwinkle? The Demolition Man VS The Taxi driver? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
slothian Posted February 24, 2013 Report Share Posted February 24, 2013 Tinker Tailor Soldier Spy might be the most British thing I've ever seen. I have no idea what is going on. The TV series starring Sir Alec Guinness or the movie starring Gary Oldman? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JackFetch Posted February 24, 2013 Author Report Share Posted February 24, 2013 Tinker Tailor Soldier Spy might be the most British thing I've ever seen. I have no idea what is going on. The TV series starring Sir Alec Guinness or the movie starring Gary Oldman? The movie. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SuaveStar Posted February 24, 2013 Report Share Posted February 24, 2013 The Green Hornet film really is as bad as everyone said. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SuaveStar Posted February 28, 2013 Report Share Posted February 28, 2013 Has anyone else find letdown by Charlie Brooker's Black Mirror series 2? All three episodes have been missing something, and the second episode was only saved in the last five minutes, and the third, was just political gibberish. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
slothian Posted March 5, 2013 Report Share Posted March 5, 2013 According to the BBC, The CW are bringing back 'Whose Line...?' this summer, with Ryan Stiles, Colin Mochrie and Wayne Brady all set to return. Drew Carey's being replaced by someone called Aisha Taylor. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Venneh Posted March 5, 2013 Report Share Posted March 5, 2013 AKA Lana from Archer. This could be interesting. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dc20willsave Posted March 5, 2013 Report Share Posted March 5, 2013 Outside of being pretty hot, she is pretty funny also. Just remember, Drew Carey never did much on the original American Who's Line anyway. Why should this be any different? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Recommended Posts
Join the conversation
You can post now and register later. If you have an account, sign in now to post with your account.