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In the last 15 minutes I have had to find credit card sheets for a book signing, had to ask 20 people where to set up for the signing, had to answer a phone call that ended up being financial aid about a loan problem and having the person not be able to take, "I'm at work" as "I'll call later, having to juggle a woman who's angry with a lack of chairs at the event with a guy who has 20 questions about the book while telling the financial aid lady to hold, and then found out the book used Conservepedia as a freaking reference. That last one and the subsequent laugh made it all worth it.

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What has two thumbs and is counteracting his exile from his computer by coming up with tourism song parodies for the less visited provincial towns of the UK to the tune of every Bond theme?

This guy!

The Tomorrow Never Dies/Stockton on Tees parody, I'm particularly proud of!

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What has two thumbs and is counteracting his exile from his computer by coming up with tourism song parodies for the less visited provincial towns of the UK to the tune of every Bond theme?

This guy!

The Tomorrow Never Dies/Stockton on Tees parody, I'm particularly proud of!

Goldswindon

It's the town, the town that's a terrible place

Awful place

Smelly mould-swindon

Never go, into it's heart of filth

They have no MILFs

Though your satnav will deny it's there

You'll see knuckles all covered in hair

And when a hirsute fist, travels to meet you

It's a fist of booze, from terrible Goldswindon...

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Yorkshire Another Day when you decide to take a different route?

That's the idea, alhough Yorkshire doesn't quite scan with the chorus. As this bus journey is going to be a long'un:

Dr No - Wigan

FRWL - Worcester

Goldfinger - Great Yarmouth (sorry Tom)

Thunderball - Wakefield

YOLT - Eastbourne

OHMSS - Doncaster

DAF - Oldham

LALD - Dundee

TMWTGG - Northampton

TSWLM - Bognor Regis

Moonraker - Barnstaple

FYEO - Derby

Octopussy - Llandudno

AVTAK - Rhyl

TLD - Wolverhampton

LTK - Lancaster

Goldeneye - Carlisle

TND - Stockton On Tees

TWINE - Inverness

DAD - Stoke On Trent

CR - Southport

QOS - Ross On Wye

Skyfall - Scunthorpe

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